NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[CanadianFlyer88]

Wtf kind of guilty pleasure is macadamia nuts

The kind that makes your wife ask why half of the grocery bill was spent on macadamia nuts, obviously.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The kind that makes your wife ask why half of the grocery bill was spent on macadamia nuts, obviously.

Wait, everyone has been giving me shit for my correct food takes and this guy is sitting here gorging himself on macadamia nuts, unmolested?

 

[Striiker]

Wait, everyone has been giving me shit for my correct food takes and this guy is sitting here gorging himself on macadamia nuts, unmolested?

Canadians are the Brazilians of North America so this kind of thing is expected from them.

 

[mja]

Wait, everyone has been giving me shit for my correct food takes and this guy is sitting here gorging himself on macadamia nuts, unmolested?

Yeah, but he’s Canadian. They’re funny like that but it’s part of their charm. Whereas you, uh, yeah.

Also, macadamias are great.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Yeah, but he’s Canadian. They’re funny like that but it’s part of their charm. Whereas you, uh, yeah.

Also, macadamias are great.

You people all drink pee

 

[Magua]

You people all drink pee

Never figured you for a beverage shamer.

 

[Striiker]

All beer is piss.

I’m the only non-piss drinker here.

 

[Danko]

What even is this thread? First Time Caller here.

 

[Striiker]

What even is this thread? First Time Caller here.

This is where we hide from the weird ones

 

[BernieParent]

All beer is piss.

I’m the only non-piss drinker here.

Untrue. Unless you also consider wine to be urine.

 

[Magua]

All beer is piss.

I’m the only non-piss drinker here.

 

[Striiker]

Untrue. Unless you also consider wine to be urine.

I’m not sure. I’ll have to ask the council.

 

[BernieParent]

I’m not sure. I’ll have to ask the council.

Wine = grape juice + cold medicine

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Wait, everyone has been giving me shit for my correct food takes and this guy is sitting here gorging himself on macadamia nuts, unmolested?

Overindulgence of delicious food is far better than whatever it is you do.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Overindulgence of delicious food is far better than whatever it is you do.

When you get pinkeye I want you to know it was me

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Children's Toy

Gilbert Nuclear Physics Atomic Energy Lab

"With real uranium!"

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hahahahaha "Gilbert" Oh, Canada.

After I pick at the bottom of this thing, we will start the day with @Asnito on the clock, @mja on deck, @Rebels57 on the lido deck, and Milord's dumb ass on the lido afterdeck.

On dog duty again, so I'll make mine quickly.

***********************

I am picking the best tree in the world. My (BLACKPINK IN YOUR) area is going to be stuffed to the gills with these.

Team Tree - Japanese Maple

@Asnito

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin

I would have thrown a car battery at her giant ass when she turned around.

 

[mja]

See, I was worried at first that I was coming up today and I was almost ready to send my pick in to Cap. I was afraid that I was going to hold things up because I was taking the boys to an amusement park for the day, but then I remembered that Defect II: Electric Boogaloo was ahead of me and that I need not worry, for his pick would not be timely.

Incidentally, a good time was had by all, save for the fact that I saw a great many really awful tattoos, apparently in preparation for my annual trip to le pays des mauvais tatouage. There was a lot of dubious work on hand, but by far the worst was the lady with a confederate flag on her shoulder blade with I think a fox's head in the center? Is that a racing thing? It was right next to another tat that read simply (in a juvenile script): "She keeps me wild." Notwithstanding the objectionable content here, and that this woman has long since moved passed anything wild or at least I very much hope that this is the case, the worst part was that it was just a really shitty tattoo. It looked like a child's drawing done in marker, but viewed through the other side of the paper.

 

[Rebels57]

@Captain Dave Poulin

Dont know who this is but this is f***ed up on so many levels. She had to get stitches and the dumb ass just got arrested and will probably go to jail over it. People are so f***ing stupid.

 

[Asnito]

I apologize to my fellow quacks for keeping y'all waiting. The Toads are proud to select as our Team Tree @Magua 's kinky fetish, the Bone Tree.

@mja don't be defective and keep everyone waiting

 

[mja]

For Team Tree, we simply looked around outside our hometown of Lakehurst and decided that there can only be one answer for a New Jersey-based franchise. As it goes in the NJFZ Team Cover Song:

NJFZ Team Tree: Pine Tree

@Rebels57, shiver for me

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can see it now - Asnito standing in a barren landscape, humping the lone tree standing there and giggling.

We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, @Lord Defect on deck, ruining the deck, @Beef Invictus on the lido deck, and MacGruber on the lido afterdeck.

Woof woof.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Friends, I have not been genuinely angry in years. This became a source of pride because my father's temper is nuclear and it passed on. But I control it because I've seen the effects of it all my life.

Long story short, we have to put a dog down tomorrow, unplanned. Since I semi-retired, I picked up a zero frills gig basically for the benefits. When I explained the situation, the response was that they expect me in about an hour after the appointment starts.

I made a man tear up without raising my voice one tiny bit. Zero regrets. I suppose it's consulting time now.