NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Young Sandwich]

Friends, I have not been genuinely angry in years. This became a source of pride because my father's temper is nuclear and it passed on. But I control it because I've seen the effects of it all my life.

Long story short, we have to put a dog down tomorrow, unplanned. Since I semi-retired, I picked up a zero frills gig basically for the benefits. When I explained the situation, the response was that they expect me in about an hour after the appointment starts.

I made a man tear up without raising my voice one tiny bit. Zero regrets. I suppose it's consulting time now.

Sorry to hear about the pup Jojo. You gave that dog a hell of a life.

Very happy to hear about that second part though. Well done, that guy deserved those tears.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Friends, I have not been genuinely angry in years. This became a source of pride because my father's temper is nuclear and it passed on. But I control it because I've seen the effects of it all my life.

Long story short, we have to put a dog down tomorrow, unplanned. Since I semi-retired, I picked up a zero frills gig basically for the benefits. When I explained the situation, the response was that they expect me in about an hour after the appointment starts.

I made a man tear up without raising my voice one tiny bit. Zero regrets. I suppose it's consulting time now.

I'm really sorry to hear that about the pup. F*** those people. The Earth is a shithole.

 

[ajgoal]

Friends, I have not been genuinely angry in years. This became a source of pride because my father's temper is nuclear and it passed on. But I control it because I've seen the effects of it all my life.

Long story short, we have to put a dog down tomorrow, unplanned. Since I semi-retired, I picked up a zero frills gig basically for the benefits. When I explained the situation, the response was that they expect me in about an hour after the appointment starts.

I made a man tear up without raising my voice one tiny bit. Zero regrets. I suppose it's consulting time now.

Goddammit Jojo, my best to the puppers. So sorry to hear.

 

[Rebels57]

Frankly I am shocked that this ELITE vegetable was not a 1st round pick.

FOG Team Vegetable - BRUSSELS SPROUTS

Engineered by humans in the Middle Ages rather than being a naturally existing vegetable, these bad boys of the produce world got a bad rap for far too long because mechanized agriculture in the 1960's added an overwhelming bitterness.

Over the past 20 years, scientists have been able to pinpoint the specific compounds that caused the bitterness that ruined their reputation, and since then Brussels Sprouts have slowly returned to their former glory.

My personal favorite dish, that I make every Thanksgiving, is Maple Bacon Brussels Sprouts.

@Lord Defect try not to f*** this up

 

[Young Sandwich]

Frankly I am shocked that this ELITE vegetable was not a 1st round pick.

FOG Team Vegetable - BRUSSELS SPROUTS

Engineered by humans in the Middle Ages rather than being a naturally existing vegetable, these bad boys of the produce world got a bad rap for far too long because mechanized agriculture in the 1960's added an overwhelming bitterness.

Over the past 20 years, scientists have been able to pinpoint the specific compounds that caused the bitterness that ruined their reputation, and since then Brussels Sprouts have slowly returned to their former glory.

My personal favorite dish, that I make every Thanksgiving, is Maple Bacon Brussels Sprouts.

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@Lord Defect try not to f*** this up

Steamed brussels can suck my ass, but if you get some caramelization on them, they are a completely different animal.

 

[Rebels57]

Steamed brussels can suck my ass, but if you get some caramelization on them, they are a completely different animal.

Yeah that is most definitely not the correct way to cook them. I do find that par-boiling them first is a good idea if you're baking them though. Softens up the middle this way they will cook all the way through before burning the outside.

 

[ajgoal]

Yeah that is most definitely not the correct way to cook them. I do find that par-boiling them first is a good idea if you're baking them though. Softens up the middle this way they will cook all the way through before burning the outside.

You say that like the char is a bad thing.

 

[Rebels57]

You say that like the char is a bad thing.

There's a different between char and burnt lol. I'm not trying to increase my chances at cancer too exponentially. I drink enough diet soda as is lol.

 

[Lord Defect]

Im so sorry bud

Friends, I have not been genuinely angry in years. This became a source of pride because my father's temper is nuclear and it passed on. But I control it because I've seen the effects of it all my life.

Long story short, we have to put a dog down tomorrow, unplanned. Since I semi-retired, I picked up a zero frills gig basically for the benefits. When I explained the situation, the response was that they expect me in about an hour after the appointment starts.

I made a man tear up without raising my voice one tiny bit. Zero regrets. I suppose it's consulting time now.

 

[mja]

I have a good friend who eats brussels sprouts right off the stalk. For reference, this is what a stalk of brussels sprouts looks like:

 

[BiggE]

Sorry about your pup, @JojoTheWhale , that truly sucks.

 

[Lord Defect]

The pufts are taking the best tree. Yggdrasil

buoyant beef, bountiful beef belligerent @Beef Invictus

 

[Asnito]

Friends, I have not been genuinely angry in years. This became a source of pride because my father's temper is nuclear and it passed on. But I control it because I've seen the effects of it all my life.

Long story short, we have to put a dog down tomorrow, unplanned. Since I semi-retired, I picked up a zero frills gig basically for the benefits. When I explained the situation, the response was that they expect me in about an hour after the appointment starts.

I made a man tear up without raising my voice one tiny bit. Zero regrets. I suppose it's consulting time now.

Stay strong and good luck tomorrow.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I am up. Let me go microwave some meat.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Wow. Jojo took my 1a extinct animal, and someone took my 1b, the dodo, in a prior round.

Fine. I'm going back to the drawing board. I finished doing the meat though.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Friends, I have not been genuinely angry in years. This became a source of pride because my father's temper is nuclear and it passed on. But I control it because I've seen the effects of it all my life.

Long story short, we have to put a dog down tomorrow, unplanned. Since I semi-retired, I picked up a zero frills gig basically for the benefits. When I explained the situation, the response was that they expect me in about an hour after the appointment starts.

I made a man tear up without raising my voice one tiny bit. Zero regrets. I suppose it's consulting time now.

No that's the wrong response. That guy needs to be beaten up.

Also. Infinite condolences. Agh.

 

[Magua]

Friends, I have not been genuinely angry in years. This became a source of pride because my father's temper is nuclear and it passed on. But I control it because I've seen the effects of it all my life.

Long story short, we have to put a dog down tomorrow, unplanned. Since I semi-retired, I picked up a zero frills gig basically for the benefits. When I explained the situation, the response was that they expect me in about an hour after the appointment starts.

I made a man tear up without raising my voice one tiny bit. Zero regrets. I suppose it's consulting time now.

Ugh. I’m sorry about your furry family member, Jojo. And I definitely don’t feel sorry for that person you told off. Situations like that tell you all you need to know about someone.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Frankly I am shocked that this ELITE vegetable was not a 1st round pick.

FOG Team Vegetable - BRUSSELS SPROUTS

Engineered by humans in the Middle Ages rather than being a naturally existing vegetable, these bad boys of the produce world got a bad rap for far too long because mechanized agriculture in the 1960's added an overwhelming bitterness.

Over the past 20 years, scientists have been able to pinpoint the specific compounds that caused the bitterness that ruined their reputation, and since then Brussels Sprouts have slowly returned to their former glory.

My personal favorite dish, that I make every Thanksgiving, is Maple Bacon Brussels Sprouts.

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@Lord Defect try not to f*** this up

Trash

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you, Defect! Inflated Defect! Fetid Defect! Bloating Defect!


I am not f***ing around. I am going big. We are hitting a home run here, and we know it. It's a grand slam.

I take, as team nut (not a legume, like certain people have taken), PISTACHIOS

Nothing needs to be said. They're perfection. A little puzzle-food where the key is themselves. Splendid.

@Magua! Bellicose Magua! Beleaguered Magua! Ripened Magua!

 

[Magua]

Thank you, Beef! Abrupt Beef! Discreet Beef! Ossified Beef!

The Honolulu Ghibli announce, in Old Entish, our Team Tree......*3 hours later*......Ent

Listen, Treebeard: you're tree-like, and we aren't loophole sticklers in the Quackverse. You're a damn tree, get over yourself.

****

@JojoTheWhale -- your pick, my liege

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I thought I found a solution to this cursed nut category. I just want whoever took Mr. Peanut for some reason to know that you’re a monster.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Ok, so technically we’ve set a Nut precedent. Almonds and pistachios are not nuts. They’re drupes. Ergo, this pick is legal.

Coconuts

@BigToe I’m so happy I can stop thinking about nuts. (Phrasing)

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Just before we get too much further down the line, we are going to have to allow some leniency with this cursed nut category. I can't explain it right now because it would pick-tip the shit out of it, but like ... exclusive nut rights are wiggly. So for example, that moronic penis gets all the peanuts like he picked, right. So you couldn't pick all the peanuts. You get me?

If you have an idea and want to ask me before you pick, feel free to DM anytime. Just know that I will be busy watching "Love Village" and might not answer right away.

 

[BigToe]

Team Movie Quote - No, not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

@ajgoal mink mink

 

[DancingPanther]

Friends, I have not been genuinely angry in years. This became a source of pride because my father's temper is nuclear and it passed on. But I control it because I've seen the effects of it all my life.

Long story short, we have to put a dog down tomorrow, unplanned. Since I semi-retired, I picked up a zero frills gig basically for the benefits. When I explained the situation, the response was that they expect me in about an hour after the appointment starts.

I made a man tear up without raising my voice one tiny bit. Zero regrets. I suppose it's consulting time now.

I'm sorry jojo