NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[BernieParent]

Thank you, Beef! Abrupt Beef! Discreet Beef! Ossified Beef!

The Honolulu Ghibli announce, in Old Entish, our Team Tree......*3 hours later*......Ent

Listen, Treebeard: you're tree-like, and we aren't loophole sticklers in the Quackverse. You're a damn tree, get over yourself.

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@JojoTheWhale -- your pick, my liege

For what it's worth, you have my permission to take these creatures from Middle Earth.

 

[Lord Defect]

I thought I found a solution to this cursed nut category. I just want whoever took Mr. Peanut for some reason to know that you’re a monster.

Was that the pick you were afraid of???

 

[Beef Invictus]

Ok, so technically we’ve set a Nut precedent. Almonds and pistachios are not nuts. They’re drupes. Ergo, this pick is legal.

Coconuts

@BigToe I’m so happy I can stop thinking about nuts. (Phrasing)

Actually, it's not a nut. Please consult the song. Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows it's the coco-fruit of the coco-tree from the coco-palm family.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Was that the pick you were afraid of???

Negative. That's a song.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

That category is nuts, innit.

We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and pit on the lido afterdeck.

I don't have time to go into it in depth, but the good news is that I don't have to. Here is the thing - I am pretty sure that some of the people responsible for "Ainori Love Wagon" are involved with "Love Village" - one of the latter's participants was even in the former years ago. That is a good thing, believe me.

 

[DancingPanther]

That's a post with more than one pick in it, swipe that shit

 

[BiggE]

That's a post with more than one pick in it, swipe that shit

Have you been dropping acid for breakfast again?

 

[DancingPanther]

Have you been dropping acid for breakfast again?

Shrooms. But did you see it.

 

[BiggE]

Shrooms. But did you see it.

Yup, now I need to spike my coffee and hit the bong.

 

[Beef Invictus]

That's a post with more than one pick in it, swipe that shit

JennyJinya is the bomb-diggetty.

 

[DancingPanther]

JennyJinya is the bomb-diggetty.

You're the beef diggetty

 

[Beef Invictus]

The main thing I have learned is that nuts aren't real. There are no nuts.

 

[mja]

The main thing I have learned is that nuts aren't real. There are no nuts.

More government drones? To monitor what the birds can't see?

 

[Beef Invictus]

More government drones? To monitor what the birds can't see?

Birds eat "nuts" so they must be batteries.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

The main thing I have learned is that nuts aren't real. There are no nuts.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?! It’s impossible.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Are you buckled in?



We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and pit on the lido afterpit.

Is today the day we finally get some more subtractions? Gosh, I hope so. Golly.

 

[ajgoal]

Sorry about yesterday. @JojoTheWhale @Beef Invictus there are real nuts, but we stole one of them with our tree selection. #layers.

We need multiple Endangered/Extinct species categories. It's very difficult to have to single one out, especially since when we take our best and brightest with us, those left behind on Prime will have a much more difficult time with the idiots that remain. We decided to think small with our pick. These guys are just about 3.5 inches long. With only about 300-400 individuals remaining, and with those populations confined to two coastal mangrove forests in Columbia, the long-term survivability of the species is doubtful. We just have to keep them separate from all our homeless cats.

Team Endangered Animal: Sapphire-bellied hummingbird (Chrysuronia lilliae)

@CanadianFlyer88

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

We already have the best nut, so we'll go with a nut often associated with desserts... the Seattle Sockeyes are ambivalent in their selection of the hazelnut.

@BiggE, who do you think would be the most likely culprit to select "Deez Nutz"?

 

[BiggE]

Welp, let's get the stupid shit over with, come on up Jim

Seriously? I still have to do this shit?? Oh for f***'s sake. And you want me to pick what? Team Anus artist, A S&M artist, I mean I do recall one time when me, McCarver and that dangling nut sack Joe Buck were in this bondage club and, wouldn't you just know it, this Thai ladyboy come waltzin' in and just whips out...

Sorry folks, BiggE and the entire Methgators franchise would like to apologize for Mr. Brockmire.

TEAM ASMR (whatever the f*** that is) ARTIST:
HEATHERFEATHER!

@pit , do you get this ASMR crap?

Fair warning, the following is even stupider than NHL hockey and the Flyers front office:

 

[pit]

Welp, let's get the stupid shit over with, come on up Jim
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Seriously? I still have to do this shit?? Oh for f***'s sake. And you want me to pick what? Team Anus artist, A S&M artist, I mean I do recall one time when me, McCarver and that dangling nut sack Joe Buck were in this bondage club and, wouldn't you just know it, this Thai ladyboy come waltzin' in and just whips out...

Sorry folks, BiggE and the entire Methgators franchise would like to apologize for Mr. Brockmire.
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TEAM ASMR (whatever the f*** that is) ARTIST:
HEATHERFEATHER!

@pit , do you get this ASMR crap?

Fair warning, the following is even stupider than NHL hockey and the Flyers front office:

@BiggE , I do not get the ASMR crap.

I also am not going to be the last man standing in this nut/drupe game.

I am also not @Lord Defect , so I will not select "two nuts on a chin" as my nut.
(For reference, the joke goes: What do you call two nuts on a wall? RANCHnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? LIVERWURSTnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A bl**j**.). Wait, maybe that's more of a Sexpos selection.

Anyway, Team Nut/Drupe for Chicago will be the might mighty cashew. Can make some nut butter, some nut milk or just a nice snack. I usually keep some cashews around the house to munch on.

Also, they look like this when growing, which I knew thanks to watching Foodie Truck on Sesame Street with Pit the Younger.

Nice.

@DancingPanther , do YOU get this ASMR stuff?

 

[Lord Defect]

How about team (fictional or real) class action lawsuit?

 

[ajgoal]

How about team (fictional or real) class action lawsuit?

QUACKVERSE TEAMS SUE DEFECTIVE MANAGER FOR DAMAGING THEIR BRAINS

 

[Lord Defect]

No pick tipping

 

[Young Sandwich]

@BiggE , I do not get the ASMR crap.

I also am not going to be the last man standing in this nut/drupe game.

I am also not @Lord Defect , so I will not select "two nuts on a chin" as my nut.
(For reference, the joke goes: What do you call two nuts on a wall? RANCHnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? LIVERWURSTnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A bl**j**.). Wait, maybe that's more of a Sexpos selection.

Anyway, Team Nut/Drupe for Chicago will be the might mighty cashew. Can make some nut butter, some nut milk or just a nice snack. I usually keep some cashews around the house to munch on.

Also, they look like this when growing, which I knew thanks to watching Foodie Truck on Sesame Street with Pit the Younger.

Nice.

@DancingPanther , do YOU get this ASMR stuff?

Elite nut.

 

[Beef Invictus]

We already have the best nut, so we'll go with a nut often associated with desserts... the Seattle Sockeyes are ambivalent in their selection of the hazelnut.

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@BiggE, who do you think would be the most likely culprit to select "Deez Nutz"?

Hazelnuts are nuts.