NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I plan on somehow fitting phone towers into my slow dance pick

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Wow, ok nice

I was so sure that pick was being disallowed.

Never be afraid to shoot for the stars guys.

I'm going in that direction, as well. If you're not looking for loopholes, you're not trying. I think that's how the phrase goes.

 

[BernieParent]

Golf is stupid. This is known. A lot of things are stupid. For example, this was once the brain trust of our favorite hockey team.

We start the day with @Striiker on the clock, @GKJ on deck, @BernieParent on the lido deck, and my brother on the lido afterdeck with a pair (phrasing) to send us zipping back up the order. This will be a good chance for us to practice drafting, with the important NHL Draft looming ahead of us. Like the Flyers hiring policy, it it the same, only different, only the same since it starts on a f***ing Wednesday. WEDNESDAY.

So last night I watched that recent "Dungeons & Dragons" movie. I heard such good things about it, and I was happy with how it turned out. It had exactly the right tone - if it had taken itself an ounce more seriously, it would have fallen apart. It's far from perfect in the details, but that's fine - it's a popcorn movie, innit. I was thinking it would surely get a sequel, but then I read that it "only" made something like $235 million on a $150 million budget. According to the article, it would have had to have made between $400-500 million to break even when you take into account the profit split with theaters and the marketing costs. That, friends, is f***ed. The good news is that this very system will put the kibosh on further "Black Adam" embarrassment. Capitalism taketh and capitalism giveth.

Mrs. Parent and I watched the same movie, Cap'n, and we had the same response you did: enjoyable all around as a popcorn type of movie.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Mrs. Parent and I watched the same movie, Cap'n, and we had the same response you did: enjoyable all around as a popcorn type of movie.

I wouldn't have minded a sequel, Bernardo. We could have double dated over Skype. Or you could let me live in your garage.

 

[BernieParent]

I wouldn't have minded a sequel, Bernardo. We could have double dated over Skype. Or you could let me live in your garage.

I'll start building a livable garage right away, Cap'n. My wife will fall in love with your young pup.

 

[Striiker]

I plan on somehow fitting phone towers into my slow dance pick

Scratch that. I’ve found the perfect song.

You’ll all hate it.

 

[ajgoal]

Scratch that. I’ve found the perfect song.

You’ll all hate it.

I love it already.

 

[Lord Defect]

I love it already.

Easy. His musical knowledge stops at Barney

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm on dog duty, so have to hurry.

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock with two picks, @BernieParent on deck, @GKJ on the lido deck, and Striiker on the lido afterdeck.

Yosh.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Picks coming. Write up being done now.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Now while Striiker’s pick got the green light for his pick I’m sure mine will probably be shot down but I’ll shoot my shot anyway.

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to select as their Team Apple Variety…

Macintosh

Yay, iMac’s, MacBooks, and others!

Second pick will be made shortly.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Now while Striiker’s pick got the green light for his pick I’m sure mine will probably be shot down but I’ll shoot my shot anyway.

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to select as their Team Apple Variety…

Macintosh

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Yay, iMac’s, MacBooks, and others!

Second pick will be made shortly.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Now with our next pick we’re going to select the best holiday of them all in the best month of them all.

We’re proud to select… Halloween.

@BernieParent Happy Father’s Day my friend, make a great pick now.

 

[BernieParent]

Now while Striiker’s pick got the green light for his pick I’m sure mine will probably be shot down but I’ll shoot my shot anyway.

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to select as their Team Apple Variety…

Macintosh

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Yay, iMac’s, MacBooks, and others!

Second pick will be made shortly.

 

[BernieParent]

Happy Father's Day to all to whom this applies. To get back to the celebrations here, I will quickly pick Easter as our Team Holiday to keep it out of the hands of you weirdos. The real Easter, not the whole bunnies/eggs disaster.

Up and at 'em, @GKJ!

 

[GKJ]

I don’t want to get left behind on the nuts, with peanuts (which are supposedly actually legumes) so I will take macadamia nuts.

@Striiker

 

[Striiker]

Gotta get this one out of the way before it's stolen.

Team Vegetable - Potato

The best vegetable, obviously.

@Strawberry Fields

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Team vegetable

@Chuck Downie

 

[Lord Defect]

Gotta get this one out of the way before it's stolen.

Team Vegetable - Potato

The best vegetable, obviously.

@Strawberry Fields

The hell is a pave?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I don’t want to get left behind on the nuts, with peanuts (which are supposedly actually legumes) so I will take macadamia nuts.

@Striiker

Already mine, fam.

 

[Striiker]

The hell is a pave?

It refers to the rectangular shape.

It’s made by taking super thin cut potato, dunking the slices in cream, layering them, baking then chilling it overnight so it sets and sticks together, then cutting them into that shape, and finally browning them in a pan.

Similar to scalloped potatoes, but much more work.

 

[GKJ]

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Already mine, fam.

Since when

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Since when

His guilty pleasure. Pick again.

 

[GKJ]

Wtf kind of guilty pleasure is macadamia nuts

 

[GKJ]

I will instead take almonds, and make all of the almond milk