NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[ajgoal]

They also stain the f*** out of anything

Stay off our lawn and it won't be an issue for you.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Stay off our lawn and it won't be an issue for you.

The nut balls are great for hitting with golf clubs

 

[Magua]

Apples are important.

Apples can be munched on:

Apples can be thrown at evildoers:

Apples can be used for witty ripostes:

Needless to say, an apple is a very worthy 1st round selection.

The Honolulu Ghibli pluck from the tree our Team Apple Variety: Honeycrisp

******

Alas, for many moons, I have been waiting for this moment. Fibrous @Beef Invictus ! Penitent Beef! Far-flung Beef! Firmamental Beef!

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you, Magua! Intense Magua! Vengeful Magua! Hateful Magua!


Let's just get this shit out of the way. Apples are hideous. Like eating a ball of wet hatred. Apple juice is good though. Apple sauce? Apples? Trash. Garbage. Like an anomalous damp object you find in a Delhi gutter and put in your mouth. So I'm gonna pick my apple.

I pick Justinian's Globe

In front of the Hagia Sophia in Constantinople was an equestrian statue of Justinian holding a globe. Common imperial symbolism indicating the emperor held the world in his hand. Global Domination, that kind of thing. Well, for the Ottoman's, they thought it was an apple. And they thought the apple was full of treasure. Taking "The Apple" became synonomous with taking Constantinople, their societal dream, and later of Westward expansion. The next "Apple" they sought to take was Rome, but that didn't happen. But the original "Apple" was a gold ball held by a statue. That's what I pick. f*** apples.

Who is next? Ah yes, it is @Lord Defect again.

Glazed Defect! Defunct Defect! Debilitating Defect!

 

[Asnito]

I am all about that ASMR world and will be very difficult choosing just one

Throw one my way because I've never even heard of it before

 

[GKJ]

Throw one my way because I've never even heard of it before

Go to YouTube and search for literally anything + ASMR

 

[Asnito]

Go to YouTube and search for literally anything + ASMR

I'm scared of what I might come across

 

[GKJ]

I'm scared of what I might come across

The truth shall set you free

 

[Asnito]

I propose featuring a Quacker in every future draft. By feature I mean a category dedicated to them.

HC team Disney ride
Beef team vinegar
Cap team cute wild animal
Bern team Dad joke
MJA team disaster
Young team fresh water sport fish
Etc...

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You see that suggestion by Asnito right there? That's not a bad idea, is it?

We start the day with known idiot @Lord Defect both on the clock and nowhere in sight, which is something. @Rebels57 is on deck much earlier than usual, @mja is on the lido deck, and the aforementioned Asnito is on the lido afterdeck.

There used to be this cartoon, and still is, with this wolf in a zoot suit. He sees a hot girl and his eyes turn into hearts and bug out. He howls, quote:

"HOW OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD IS SHE?!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!"

You couldn't get away with that these days. That makes me sad, which is probably wrong. We need our cartoons, innit.

 

[BiggE]

Making our selection will be….

 

[ajgoal]

Need to bump the thread. In honor of Cap's new addition, I think I can post this. Currently a foster, but as long as the aggression between her and our established two continues to disappear, she'll get to stay:

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

 

[Young Sandwich]

What a beaut Cap! What's his name?

 

[Striiker]

Looks like a "Kevin" to me.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What a beaut Cap! What's his name?

I haven't decided yet, but not f***ing "Kevin."

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Got summoned for jury duty, originally scheduled for selection day today at 8:45am, but got a call Tuesday to bump my time to 11:30am.

Standing in line to check in, the sheriff sends everyone home at 11:25 as the jury has been selected.

Free afternoon now.

 

[Curufinwe]

Got summoned for jury duty, originally scheduled for selection day today at 8:45am, but got a call Tuesday to bump my time to 11:30am.

Standing in line to check in, the sheriff sends everyone home at 11:25 as the jury has been selected.

Free afternoon now.

Watch Jury Duty - free on Prime.

 

[Magua]

If you don’t name your German Shepard Lukas (Reichel), I’ll be a sad Magua. Also viable: Mo/Moritz.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Watch Jury Duty - free on Prime.

My dad told me to, as well; I didn't want to before potentially being selected.

 

[Young Sandwich]

If you don’t name your German Shepard Lukas (Reichel), I’ll be a sad Magua. Also viable: Mo/Moritz.

These were the first two names that came to mind for me too.

 

[BiggE]

If you don’t name your German Shepard Lukas (Reichel), I’ll be a sad Magua. Also viable: Mo/Moritz.

Name him whatever, the important thing is teaching him to crap on the Flyers logo whenever possible.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Did defect die

 

[Striiker]

I haven't decided yet, but not f***ing "Kevin."

Please stop yelling at me

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Did defect die

Locked himself in a closet and forgot how to make noise. It happens to one of our retrievers all the time.

(I do hope all is well.)