NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[BigToe]

Team Extinct Animal - T-Rex

@JojoTheWhale hi

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Team Extinct Animal - T-Rex

@JojoTheWhale hi

Speaking of which, did you see that rumor that United might be interested in Pickford?

 

[Young Sandwich]

Did someone already pick T-Rex as their team dinosaur?

 

[ajgoal]

Did someone already pick T-Rex as their team dinosaur?

Nope.

 

[BigToe]

Speaking of which, did you see that rumor that United might be interested in Pickford?

There's been so many rumors, Cap. Idk which to believe. Apparently we're interested in Havertz

 

[Young Sandwich]

Nope.

According to the spreadsheet, the Surge took T-Rex.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

According to the spreadsheet, the Surge took T-Rex.

Great, now Cap and I are going to have to think about where we stand on all of this.

I'm pretty sure at this moment we're of the stance that it's fair game with a defunct franchise but i'm also the guy that waited weeks to make a final pick.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Great, now Cap and I are going to have to think about where we stand on all of this.

I'm pretty sure at this moment we're of the stance that it's fair game with a defunct franchise but i'm also the guy that waited weeks to make a final pick.

Good, it's not just me that doesn't remember how that whole issue was hashed out.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

It's an ASMR Artist, isn't it? I have a mission.

Pick incoming.

Negative. I get the idea, but I couldn't name one. I'm only answering this so you don't put yourself through the depths of YouTube. Otherwise no hints.

 

[ajgoal]

Great, now Cap and I are going to have to think about where we stand on all of this.

I'm pretty sure at this moment we're of the stance that it's fair game with a defunct franchise but i'm also the guy that waited weeks to make a final pick.

According to the spreadsheet, the Surge took T-Rex.

I'm pretty sure that pick was actually the character from Orgazmo.

Ok, maybe not. It wasn't the Sexpos.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Great, now Cap and I are going to have to think about where we stand on all of this.

I'm pretty sure at this moment we're of the stance that it's fair game with a defunct franchise but i'm also the guy that waited weeks to make a final pick.

Yep, I'm OK with it. I don't remember what we said either, but I think it would allow this. And if not, f*** it. This isn't Math class.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@Captain Dave Poulin This Slow Dance category is diabolical. There are so many axes on which you have to weigh your options that aren't readily apparent. Like, oh I don't know, song length. I thought I could do it first, but I can't. So let's take the one thing I have to have that might get taken by someone else.

We don't need dangerous Animals in the New World, Extinct or otherwise. What we need are lovable goofs the size of heavy machinery. Enter Megatherium americanum, also known as the Giant Ground Sloth:

Despite the huge claws, these vegetarians were the largest bipedal mammals to ever walk Earth. They topped out somewhere around 7' tall at the shoulders and north of 4 tons. We do have evidence that they were hunted to extinction at least in part by humans, so we here at the M.A.D. Cats look forward to righting that wrong and creating a new, symbiotic relationship with these beefy lads.

@Magua Maybe in a few thousand years, your ancestors will take to the trees for protection too.

 

[BigToe]

@Captain Dave Poulin This Slow Dance category is diabolical. There are so many axes on which you have to weigh your options that aren't readily apparent. Like, oh I don't know, song length. I thought I could do it first, but I can't. So let's take the one thing I have to have that might get taken by someone else.

We don't need dangerous Animals in the New World, Extinct or otherwise. What we need are lovable goofs the size of heavy machinery. Enter Megatherium americanum, also known as the Giant Ground Sloth:

Despite the huge claws, these vegetarians were the largest bipedal mammals to ever walk Earth. They topped out somewhere around 7' tall at the shoulders and north of 4 tons. We do have evidence that they were hunted to extinction at least in part by humans, so we here at the M.A.D. Cats look forward to righting that wrong and creating a new, symbiotic relationship with these beefy lads.

@Magua Maybe in a few thousand years, your ancestors will take to the trees for protection too.

Looks like T-Rex food.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Looks like T-Rex food.

So do you. I sure hope you don't make a mistake handling them. Ever.

 

[ajgoal]

So do you. I sure hope you don't make a mistake handling them. Ever.

Know a place where you can safely store a pack of Utahraptors? Asking for a friend.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Captain Dave Poulin This Slow Dance category is diabolical. There are so many axes on which you have to weigh your options that aren't readily apparent. Like, oh I don't know, song length. I thought I could do it first, but I can't. So let's take the one thing I have to have that might get taken by someone else.

We don't need dangerous Animals in the New World, Extinct or otherwise. What we need are lovable goofs the size of heavy machinery. Enter Megatherium americanum, also known as the Giant Ground Sloth:

Despite the huge claws, these vegetarians were the largest bipedal mammals to ever walk Earth. They topped out somewhere around 7' tall at the shoulders and north of 4 tons. We do have evidence that they were hunted to extinction at least in part by humans, so we here at the M.A.D. Cats look forward to righting that wrong and creating a new, symbiotic relationship with these beefy lads.

@Magua Maybe in a few thousand years, your ancestors will take to the trees for protection too.

f***ing damn it.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Know a place where you can safely store a pack of Utahraptors? Asking for a friend.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin This Slow Dance category is diabolical. There are so many axes on which you have to weigh your options that aren't readily apparent. Like, oh I don't know, song length. I thought I could do it first, but I can't. So let's take the one thing I have to have that might get taken by someone else.

We don't need dangerous Animals in the New World, Extinct or otherwise. What we need are lovable goofs the size of heavy machinery. Enter Megatherium americanum, also known as the Giant Ground Sloth:

Despite the huge claws, these vegetarians were the largest bipedal mammals to ever walk Earth. They topped out somewhere around 7' tall at the shoulders and north of 4 tons. We do have evidence that they were hunted to extinction at least in part by humans, so we here at the M.A.D. Cats look forward to righting that wrong and creating a new, symbiotic relationship with these beefy lads.

@Magua Maybe in a few thousand years, your ancestors will take to the trees for protection too.

OOH! that is a sneaky great pick.

 

[Beef Invictus]

OOH! that is a sneaky great pick.

They're huge, I don't think they're sneaky at all

 

[JojoTheWhale]

They're huge, I don't think they're sneaky at all

This one looks like he just took a gulp of malt vinegar. The frozen, pained look. The reflex reaction to cover the area of concern.

 

[Beef Invictus]

This one looks like he just took a gulp of malt vinegar. The frozen, pained look. The reflex reaction to cover the area of concern.

Yet his animus is uplifted.

 

[ajgoal]

For some reason I can't quote @JojoTheWhale asking where Avril lives. The answer is in your transport vehicle, you selected her. Regardless of her circumstances, she lives with you.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

For some reason I can't quote @JojoTheWhale asking where Avril lives. The answer is in your transport vehicle, you selected her. Regardless of her circumstances, she lives with you.

It's probably because there's no text.

That's a very good point. We hope she's comfortable in her brand new origami intergalactic starship.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's probably because there's no text.

That's a very good point. We hope she's comfortable in her brand new origami intergalactic starship.

"I'M WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

 

[DancingPanther]

There are a lot of awesome trees out there, @Captain Dave Poulin is 100% right about that. This is quite possibly my favorite native species. The nuts are delicious, the wood is an excellent woodworking material, and they kill anything else that tries to grow too close.

Team Tree: Black Walnut (Juglans nigra)

@BigToe

They also stain the f*** out of anything