It's making me nervous that Quantum Epicus Moronicus is nowhere to be seen. I feel a void, akin to the vacuum in his skull ...
Since it's just the first round, I feel like we should just hold fire and not proceed just yet. Let's give
@Lord Defect the rest of the day to mosey on back.
I am calling the puppy Moose. I forgot that Frasier's dad's dog was called that until literally just now, but that's fine. He is very probably going to be kind of huge - not Jojo's dogs huge, but regular huge - so he should grow into it. And if he doesn't, it is even better as irony. I did a lot of research, but that initial thought was never bettered. My family is stupid as f*** when it comes to naming animals, so I may be the only one calling him Moose, but I will try to bully them and passively aggress them until they eventually submit, hopefully.