NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@mja's pick is Candied Pecans

@Asnito

 

[ajgoal]

I think this will be a common denominator on the slow dance picks for us married fellas. If for no other reason than fear of castration if the wives ever found out.

We didn't have a DJ.

 

[DancingPanther]

Who'd it get bounced by though?

A chimp.

 

[Young Sandwich]

A chimp.

Yeah, that's f***ed. Even if that chimp somehow beats the komodo, he's going down eventually when his inevitable bite wounds get infected.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

No, she was already in France for work. She only had to do train, bus, ferry.
On the train now, which we very nearly didn’t make. My youngest is being a trooper but his superpower is complaining and it’s gone exactly how I envisioned it would. Meanwhile, she keeps sending me videos of her and our daughter on the beach. She was nice and found us a cab for tonight once we’re on the island though. I do love her so.

Books > tv and vacations off the beaten path. You’ve got it made and I’m glad you know it.

 

[mja]

I think this will be a common denominator on the slow dance picks for us married fellas. If for no other reason than fear of castration if the wives ever found out.

Hell no. I’m not picking Edith Piaf for slow dance song, especially not after today. I have something else lined up, something that Your Perviness will appreciate.

Non, je ne regrette rien!

 

[Young Sandwich]

Hell no. I’m not picking Edith Piaf for slow dance song, especially not after today. I have something else lined up, something that Your Perviness will appreciate.

Non, je ne regrette rien!

Your balls, your choice. Stay strong.

 

[Beef Invictus]

A chimp.

That's dumb. Chimps are strong, but not "beat a Komodo" strong.

 

[DancingPanther]

That's dumb. Chimps are strong, but not "beat a Komodo" strong.

They're "rip a face off a human" strong, which honestly isn't really a testament of strength at all

 

[Beef Invictus]

They're "rip a face off a human" strong, which honestly isn't really a testament of strength at all

Komodos are "bite the entire head off a human" strong. The face is easy.

 

[Asnito]

The Toads are proud to select as our Team Nut the Coco De Mer. It is extremely rare and extremely valuable. This one is on sale on eBay for $4453.00.

Additionally I am sure I will have the biggest nuts err nut in the QV.

@Captain Dave Poulin if Moose hasn't eaten all your fingers type up a pick

 

[Beef Invictus]

That's a butt.

 

[Asnito]

That's a butt.

Bust a nut?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Just to be clear, mja's choice of candied pecans and my choice here are the kind of thing I was talking about with the "nut flexibility" (phrasing).

This isn't the exact pic of my choice - I can't find the f***ing things, though I have eaten them within the past week.

Team Nut - Chili Lime Pistachios

@Chuck Downie

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Nip nip nip, tick tick tick ...

We start the day with @Chuck Downie on the clock, @Strawberry Fields on deck, @Striiker on the lido deck, and GKJ on the lido afterdeck.

Do something, Daniel, for f***'s sake.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Holiday

Holi

@Strawberry Fields

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Extinct animal- pachycephalosaurus, the dinosaur with a sweet name and built-in helmet.

@Striiker

 

[Lord Defect]

Extinct animal- pachycephalosaurus, the dinosaur with a sweet name and built-in helmet.

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@Striiker

Doesn’t @Striiker have him under the sink nugget pick?

 

[Striiker]

Team Holiday - Christmas

@GKJ

 

[GKJ]

Team Apple - Granny Smith

Not always the best for just deciding to eat, but good for doing stuff with like baking or cooking apple sauce. Decent enough to peel. A versatile apple.

@BernieParent

 

[mja]

Team Holiday - Christmas

@GKJ

Hoping to finally get off the naughty list? No chance.

 

[Striiker]

Hoping to finally get off the naughty list? No chance.

And give up my free source of coal? Absolutely not.

 

[BernieParent]

"The owners of the Halifax Galleons are pleased to select as our Team Endangered Creature, though very sad that they are an option, the giant panda.

"According to the WWF (not the rasslers), only about 1800 pandas remain in the wild. Although we would love to watch these beautiful and hilarious animals roam in the area around our home arena, we will instead purchase 1000 square kilometers of natural panda habitat for them to frolic and enjoy life like few other creatures do.



"Your turn for a pair, @Hollywood Cannon."

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

To all,

We officially found out the gender of Baby #2 yesterday.

Thatcher Venmo is going to be getting a sister. The name poll will be put up sometime over the next few months.

P.S. @Starat327 send me a PM about the damn shadow box so I can actually get serious about it since not only are our children betrothed to each other there’s a possibility that the girls may be besties.

Oh, I already sold two games for the Flyers season.

 

[Starat327]

To all,

We officially found out the gender of Baby #2 yesterday.

Thatcher Venmo is going to be getting a sister. The name poll will be put up sometime over the next few months.

P.S. @Starat327 send me a PM about the damn shadow box so I can actually get serious about it since not only are our children betrothed to each other there’s a possibility that the girls may be besties.

Oh, I already sold two games for the Flyers season.

Oh man, I hope this doesn't conplicate the betrothal because my daughter marries her best friends brother. She knows this is already written, right?