NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[BigToe]

Toe, you already took Scarab for videogame boss.

Team Decade/Country - US 70's I guess

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Team Decade/Country - US 70's I guess

I hope you have enough denim.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can't see shit.

We start the day with dadbrother @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @Magua on deck, @BernieParent on the lido deck, and Lil Hoagperv on the lido afterdeck.

I can't see shit. Have a nice day and enjoy the football.

 

[BiggE]

Making our next pick will be, um Hunter, you sure this is a good idea?

Ok, it’s on you though. Making the next pick for the Methgators will be

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

My kingdom for a cloud bank.

We start the day with @Magua on the clock, @BernieParent on deck, @Young Sandwich on the lido deck, and Bigglesworth on the top turnbuckle. Hollywood DadCannon can pick anytime he gets a free moment.

I fell asleep repeatedly yesterday, then passed out early while trying to watch Oregon drub USC. So then, of course, I woke up at 4:f***ing15 in the morning. And that means, of course, that I am going to pass out all day again today. Luckily, it shouldn't effect the level of my normal productivity.

Hopefully Milord's dumb ass is all right - haven't heard from him in ages.

 

[Magua]

Please go, @BernieParent . I’m stuck on my last 2 picks. I’m trying to not go the easy way out on one.

 

[ajgoal]

I need to make an important announcement.

That is all.

 

[wankstifier]

I need to make an important announcement.

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That is all.

Is that one blanket or ten

 

[BernieParent]

"To select our Team Neighbour, the owners of the Halifax Galleons go back to a story prompted by the age-old question, 'Who is my neighbour?'" The asker of this question was an expert in Jewish law, whose previous question had been what he needed to do to inherit eternal life. The target of the question was Jesus, who had prompted the man to recall the greatest commandments: love God and love your neighbour.

"The man pressed Jesus for details, possibly hoping to trip Jesus up on an unlawful statement. Jesus then shared one of his most well-known parables about an average person heading down the dangerous road from Jerusalem to Jericho. He was attacked by robbers and left for dead. First a priest passed by but didn't stop to help, and then a religious leader, who also kept going. Finally, a Samaritan (whom the Jews had hated for centuries) came upon the man. In Jesus' story, the Samaritan tended to the Jewish man's wounds and brought him to an inn, where he paid for the man to stay.

"The meaning is straightforward: we are called to be merciful and kind to everyone, even -- or especially -- our enemies. In these times of war and violence, there is no greater need than for these actions in our world today.

"Our choice for Team Neighbour is the Good Samaritan. Over to you, @Young Sandwich."

 

[ajgoal]

Is that one blanket or ten

My wife and I have separate blankets to minimize theft.

 

[wankstifier]

My wife and I have separate blankets to minimize theft.

Are you both waddling around with 20 blankets wrapped around yourselves?

 

[Lord Defect]

[TBD For Lore Reasons] [TBD For Lore Reasons] is here! Born at 9:32AM and mom and baby are healthy!

Outstanding! Congratulations man!

 

[Lord Defect]

Who’s pick is it?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You dumb bastard.

We start the day with this moron @Lord Defect on the clock with two picks to make, fml. @Hollywood Cannon also has two picks to make. @Asnito also has a pick to make. Magruber can make his pick whenever, and after he does Young Sandwich can get us going in order.

I still can't see shit, because it's never cloudy here ever.

 

[Lord Defect]

You dumb bastard.

We start the day with this moron @Lord Defect on the clock with two picks to make, fml. @Hollywood Cannon also has two picks to make. @Asnito also has a pick to make. Magruber can make his pick whenever, and after he does Young Sandwich can get us going in order.

I still can't see shit, because it's never cloudy here ever.

Ah shit. I’m not ready

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Am I holding up the next phase or? I don't know which was is up and which way is down at this point.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Am I holding up the next phase or? I don't know which was is up and which way is down at this point.

No, not at all. I was just sending you a reminder or whatever. No rush.

 

[Lord Defect]

We’ll take 2019, Los Angeles,

Go ahead @Lord Defect

Thanks Lord Defect, stellar pick!
Once we figure out what picks we have left to make we’ll make our next selection.

 

[Lord Defect]

Haven’t I already picked a neighbor?
If not give me Danny Briere

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Haven’t I already picked a neighbor?
If not give me Danny Briere

No, f*** off.

 

[ajgoal]

We’ll take 2019, Los Angeles, View attachment 767648View attachment 767649View attachment 767650
Go ahead @Lord Defect

Thanks Lord Defect, stellar pick!
Once we figure out what picks we have left to make we’ll make our next selection.

2019 is neither a decade nor a century.

 

[mja]

2019 is neither a decade nor a century.

Los Angeles isn't a country either. Perfectly defective.

 

[ajgoal]

Los Angeles isn't a country either. Perfectly defective.

Yeah, but the description says it can be an "area."

 

[mja]

Yeah, but the description says it can be an "area."

I think we should just give him 2010s USA and be done with it. A decade that was just absolutely chock full of stupid defective shit, like the Hakstol era.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I imagine this is what it's like when Ken Holland tries to make a pick too.