NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

No matter how badly your teams have done, the worst part of every weekend, without fail, is the Carrie Underwood Mad Libs.

Once again, we start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, @GKJ on deck, @Lord Defect on the lido deck, and Toe on the lido afterdeck.

Let's all celebrate the passing of a garbage weekend. Rest in tatters, bitch.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Here goes nothing.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Here goes nothing.

Good luck to you and HCette! Shit is about to get real with a second in the fold.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Here goes nothing.

Best of luck and baby power!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

[TBD For Lore Reasons] [TBD For Lore Reasons] is here! Born at 9:32AM and mom and baby are healthy!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

[TBD For Lore Reasons] [TBD For Lore Reasons] is here! Born at 9:32AM and mom and baby are healthy!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Congrats!

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Team Century / Country

21st Century Japan

Ancient cities like Kyoto. Futuristic metropolises like Japan. They are so far ahead of America, and most other countries, that it's almost comical.

 

[BiggE]

[TBD For Lore Reasons] [TBD For Lore Reasons] is here! Born at 9:32AM and mom and baby are healthy!

Awesome, congrats!!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Got a baseball hit by Bryce Harper and the lineup card from the Phillies game the day Thatcher Venmo was born.

The Phillies, Flyers, and Eagles don’t play today so I guess I gotta get a Justin Herbert blouse to commemorate the day or I guess a Sixers.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Got a baseball hit by Bryce Harper and the lineup card from the Phillies game the day Thatcher Venmo was born.

The Phillies, Flyers, and Eagles don’t play today so I guess I gotta get a Justin Herbert blouse to commemorate the day or I guess a Sixers.

Justin, for sure.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Got a baseball hit by Bryce Harper and the lineup card from the Phillies game the day Thatcher Venmo was born.

The Phillies, Flyers, and Eagles don’t play today so I guess I gotta get a Justin Herbert blouse to commemorate the day or I guess a Sixers.

Zach Wilson.

 

[BernieParent]

[TBD For Lore Reasons] [TBD For Lore Reasons] is here! Born at 9:32AM and mom and baby are healthy!

Wonderful news, HC!! How is Lil' Deadhead doing?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I really can't suggest strongly enough that you watch "Mushoku Tensei," especially if you are a pervert.

We start the day with @GKJ on the clock, @Lord Defect on deck, and @BigToe on the lido deck with a pair (phrasing).

I have a new niece or nephew, so please be very quiet moving around in here and don't make any unnecessary noise. That means quiet slurping from Lil Hoagie, quiet drooling from Milord, quiet number crunching from Jojo and Magruber, etc. Don't wake the baby, and just this once, don't follow the lyrical advice from my banger that goes:

"Hey, I just met you
This is f***ing crazy,
So here's a number
Call a f***ing baby"

 

[GKJ]

Given the likelihood that it will be one of the few hospitable places on the planet at the time, I will select Canada in the 2200’s. I would say 2100’s but I think I already have that for something.

@Lord Defect

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I fell asleep just before the second period last night and woke up just as Jackson was saying "Well, it happened," or whatever, right at the end

We start the day with @Lord Defect on the clock and @BigToe on deck with a pair (phrasing) before going back up and through more defectiveness, @GKJ and Rebel.

You ever have one of those dreams which scrambles your brain so that, hours later, you are left kind of still dimwitted? I had one of those last night, and I am sure having that dumb game on in the background had a lot to do with it. There were no horses or ropes or frost, but it was f***ed. I can't even explain it, which I am very sure comes as a relief to all of you.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I hate it when I come in here and the first thing I see is my post from the previous morning.

We start the day with @BigToe on the clock. @GKJ can go after Toe, followed by @Rebels57 and mja, and @Lord Defect can make his picks when he comes on.

Maybe it's appropriate that we are crawling, since we have a new baby. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Ugh.

@BigToe ?
@GKJ ?
@Rebels57 ?
Bueller ?

 

[Rebels57]

Do I have permission to go? If so I will have a pick in by 11

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Do I have permission to go? If so I will have a pick in by 11

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Yes.

 

[BigToe]

Ugh.

@BigToe ?
@GKJ ?
@Rebels57 ?
Bueller ?

My bad. Thought it was still Defects turn. I’ll make them later. GKJ or Rebeweby can go if they already have theirs.

 

[GKJ]

Video Game Boss

Not a huge gamer despite playing a lot of video games. It was mainly Mario and Madden. But I have played Sonic too, later generations know him as Eggman, but I remember a time he was Dr. Robotnik

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Team President (remember, this is a spite pick)

Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos

Whether it's the constant rising of costs to the consumer to make up for his irresponsible spending on projects that aren't worth it and don't attract new subscribers...or his hard line stance when it comes to royalties during the Actors / Writers strikes...or his affinity for comically large Bryan Colangelo collars...this guy is one of the worst execs in the country.

Now he has to deal with Jeff Goldblum on a daily basis on the FOG Compound. You reap what you sow.

 

[mja]

Thanks for the tag, @Rebels57!

Team Pet: Pet Rock

We're all about low maintenance.

@Hollywood Cannon, you ready to make some picks or are you finally getting some sleep in?

 

[BigToe]

Team Energy Drink - Juggernog

Team Video Game Boss - Isaac Frost

It took me way too many tries to finally beat this guy. I hate everything about him.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Team Energy Drink - Juggernog

Team Video Game Boss - Isaac Frost

It took me way too many tries to finally beat this guy. I hate everything about him.

Toe, you already took Scarab for videogame boss.