NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[Beef Invictus]

Team Energy Drink - Juggernog

Team Video Game Boss - Isaac Frost

It took me way too many tries to finally beat this guy. I hate everything about him.

Holy f*** that Frost fight. That's a repressed memory.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm not ready

 

[Beef Invictus]

God damnit Google, I'm trying to do research. This isn't the help I require.

 

[ajgoal]

God damnit Google, I'm trying to do research. This isn't the help I require.

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Use duckduckgo and you'll be fine.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Lord Defect you still have to make another pick.

 

[pit]

@Lord Defect you still have to make another pick.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Lord Defect you still have to make another pick.

21st century USA

Who’s my neighbor? It’s missing from the first page

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You have to pick a neighbor, Copernicus. I've told you a million times - no more Danny Briere shit.

We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, @BiggE on deck, me on the lido deck, and @Asnito on the lido afterdeck with two picks. Dumbass should pick a neighbor, and my brother and Magua can pick when they are ready.

I realized over the weekend that Taysom Hill is my most hated current NFL player - yes, more than TJ Watt or any other current Steeler. I just can't stand the kind of junky, fat football he plays. He reminds me of Luka Doncic. No thanks, man, f*** off. He's the Defect of the NFL.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I've still never been here which kills me, but I'm constantly titillated by the vibes this place emits in all the most important vibe-related aspects. It calls to me, so we're bringing it with us.

Team Decade/Country - 2000s New Zealand

Nature chill vibes @BiggE , nature chill vibes.

 

[Lord Defect]

You have to pick a neighbor, Copernicus. I've told you a million times - no more Danny Briere shit.

We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, @BiggE on deck, me on the lido deck, and @Asnito on the lido afterdeck with two picks. Dumbass should pick a neighbor, and my brother and Magua can pick when they are ready.

I realized over the weekend that Taysom Hill is my most hated current NFL player - yes, more than TJ Watt or any other current Steeler. I just can't stand the kind of junky, fat football he plays. He reminds me of Luka Doncic. No thanks, man, f*** off. He's the Defect of the NFL.

Do I have to wait for my next pick or did I have three stacked up?

 

[BiggE]

Oh baby, here comes the Nature Boy with the Methgators next pick, and remember, when you are talking to Ric Flair
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WOOOO!! Now it looks like we need an official century and location, baby! Now as you ladies know, Space mountain may be the oldest ride in the park but it will still launch you into orbit! WOOOO!!

So, with that in mind, and since the legend of Ric Flair is gonna last forever, WOOO, we are going to pick MARS in the 25th century baby!!

@Captain Dave Poulin , is there life on Mars?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Do I have to wait for my next pick or did I have three stacked up?

Pick it now, you drip.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is sort of the last boss in Terraria, but there is a bunch of stuff to do afterwards, so it's kind of not. The first time you see this f***er, you just want to give up, because it feels impossible. But then you go read a guide and find out that you just have to build yourself a box in the air and sit there and batter the prick. It's quite nice to sit in there and f*** him up repeatedly, using a flame lance thingie to burn out the eyes in his hands and his head. I don't know what I am going to use him for in the Quackverse, but it can't hurt to have someone who is the lord of a planetary body, or whatever you call the moon. A "moon," I guess.



Team Video Game Boss - Moon Lord

@Asnito

 

[ajgoal]

If Defect was an MRE, he'd be the veggie omelet.

 

[Lord Defect]

If Defect was an MRE, he'd be the veggie omelet.

I’m clearly jalapeño cheese

 

[Lord Defect]

The Pufts will select a neighbor that can impart endless spouts of wisdom to all our new picks, sentient or other.
Wilson

@Captain Dave Poulin whoevers up is up. Did you know that Danny Briere’s father auditioned for the role but was too short to see over the fence?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It just took the better part of an hour for the Windows update to finish.

 

[Lord Defect]

It just took the better part of an hour for the Windows update to finish.

Who’s up? When’s the next phase? Will any picks be briere related?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

So many people on TV are so defective and stupid. I don't even know where to start. Also, not on TV (see above).

We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock, @pit on deck, @DancingPanther on the lido deck, and CelsiusFlyer69 on the lido afterdeck. Asnito and HC have two picks to make up apiece, and Magruber has one.

I am very proud of myself. Last night I was having problems with my laptop - there were some kind of processes going on in the background and, like Lappy, they were f***ing everything up. But instead of PMing Jojo for hints and tips, I thought through the issue. I knew that there was a 99.9% chance that it was either f***ing Adobe being a c***, or a Windows update ready to shit down its leg. So I re-started the computer and, an hour later, Windows was updated and the problem was solved.

The bad news for Jojo is that I am probably going to forget this the next time I have a problem, and I am certainly going to bother him again.

 

[ajgoal]

I think it was @pit that gave me this idea. I think this guy would make an awesome neighbor.

I grew up watching this guy on TV with my dad, and was surprised to find he was still filming his show when I got out of the Army and moved back home. He went to college for acting but somewhere along the line turned himself into the master housewright at Colonial Williamsburg, then began teaching traditional woodworking in North Carolina before turning his love of the craft into a local, then national PBS show. As the series went on, he was forced to move to one single take for each episode due to decreasing budget. He "feuded" with another television carpenter, [RANCH], but is one of the most pleasant and friendly gentlemen I have ever met. I took three classes with him, and he and I "collaborated" on a shaker candlestand last year (He finished one of the legs while I was out getting stitches. Chisels are sharp, kids). If anything, he'll help me keep my tools sharp and the work area clean.

Team Neighbor: Roy Underhill

remember @pit, sharp tools are less dangerous than dull, defective ones.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I think it was @pit that gave me this idea. I think this guy would make an awesome neighbor.

I grew up watching this guy on TV with my dad, and was surprised to find he was still filming his show when I got out of the Army and moved back home. He went to college for acting but somewhere along the line turned himself into the master housewright at Colonial Williamsburg, then began teaching traditional woodworking in North Carolina before turning his love of the craft into a local, then national PBS show. As the series went on, he was forced to move to one single take for each episode due to decreasing budget. He "feuded" with another television carpenter, [RANCH], but is one of the most pleasant and friendly gentlemen I have ever met. I took three classes with him, and he and I "collaborated" on a shaker candlestand last year (He finished one of the legs while I was out getting stitches. Chisels are sharp, kids). If anything, he'll help me keep my tools sharp and the work area clean.

Team Neighbor: Roy Underhill

remember @pit, sharp tools are less dangerous than dull, defective ones.

He's still around?! That's the guy with the moustache, suspenders, and hat, right?!

 

[ajgoal]

He's still around?! That's the guy with the moustache, suspenders, and hat, right?!

Yup. He just closed the school a few months back.

 

[pit]

There's just so much to not like about how the modern world works. But then when I think about living in other times, my practical brain kicks in with things about medicine, hygiene and other advances that make life better.

But to that I say "Shut up boring practical brain!"

In Chimps fashion, I'm going to break away from this modern heavy capitalism and try to find a society less based in this mentality.

Team Century/Country - 15th century North America

Yep, we're going pre-Contact with unspoiled wilderness and a lifestyle with different values. Do we know exactly what this world looked like? Not exactly but I'm willing to take the risk!

@DancingPanther

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Edmonton failing to win anything with McDavid is my dream come true.

We start the day with @DancingPanther on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck, @Striiker on the lido deck, Biff on the lido afterdeck, and various and sundry with make-up picks to make.

Good game tonight, eh? And Monday's is even better, for f***'s sake. It almost makes up for last Sunday, when the douchelords put on my TV Stillers/Packers, Niners/Jags, Cowboys/Giants (which was OK lol) and f***ing Jets/Raiders. I don't think I have time to run everything, but I shoould at least be in charge of television, for sure. The first thing I would do is greenlight and fast-track the third season of "Kingdom."

 

[DancingPanther]

Oh rats, I don't remember a notification. Not saying it wasn't there.

It's a big day today. We're getting a fence put in. The fence squad is due to roll up "between 8 and 8:30" so let me get all that sorted then I'll select a thing