NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

[DancingPanther]

Ok and here's a pick I've never ever made before. That I can assure you all

Team international football team: with the shambolic world cup comes a shambolic category

However, we will take this opportunity to honor our late owner, Steve Irwin, by selecting his favorite Aussie rules football squad: the ESSENDON BOMBERS

@CanadianFlyer88

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Like @pit, we'll stay local with our sports team fandom choice. This is a group that regularly gets over 40K fans to watch the dreadful (though ever improving) MLS.

The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select The Seattle Sounders fans.

@Beef Invictus! Marvelous Onion! Meaty Onion! Mindful Onion!... and thus ends our enjoyable adjective adventure for this round.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Ok then, I take a serial killer, the Charles Bronson character Dr. Paul Kersey, from the movie "Death Wish" featured here in the 1974 episode of the VH1 series "I Love the 70's"



He is also an architect I'm told, so...that could pay off down the road for a value play.

You can have the gun, just not Calvin's alter ego. I'll pencil in this serial killer pick too, so you can go surgically attach yourself to the bong - you are finished with this phase.

 

[GKJ]

You can have the gun, just not Calvin's alter ego. I'll pencil in this serial killer pick too, so you can go surgically attach yourself to the bong - you are finished with this phase.

i haven't smoked in months so i am thinking clearly

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Like @pit, we'll stay local with our sports team fandom choice. This is a group that regularly gets over 40K fans to watch the dreadful (though ever improving) MLS.

The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select The Seattle Sounders fans.

@Beef Invictus! Marvelous Onion! Meaty Onion! Mindful Onion!... and thus ends our enjoyable adjective adventure for this round.

Who was your spokesperson?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I have Calvin, so you can't.



Jesus wept. Put the f***ing bong down.

Back to my Thinking Recliner.



Wait, how come JoJo could take the Transmogrifier Gun?

 

[Lord Defect]

Do I have any make up picks to make or just my football team which I have no idea what to take. Soccer sucks.

 

[BigToe]

Soccer sucks.

Fight me then

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Back to my Thinking Recliner.



Wait, how come JoJo could take the Transmogrifier Gun?

For f***'s sake lol keep reading.

Do I have any make up picks to make or just my football team which I have no idea what to take. Soccer sucks.

Pick a country, dunce.

 

[Lord Defect]

Fight me then

I’ll stub you

For f***'s sake lol keep reading.



Pick a country, dunce.

Do I have to wait for my turn or is this a make up is what I’m asking

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’ll stub you


Do I have to wait for my turn or is this a make up is what I’m asking

You aren't up for about 10 picks. Are you simple?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Need to make two picks here, so we'll start with our team Spokesperson. We already have the perfect guy for the job in Morgan Freeman, who I'd listen to talk about anything... but this gives us a chance to add another great voice to our franchise.

He has played two pop culture icons and almost everyone would recognize the voice alone. The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select Sir Patrick Stewart as our team spokesperson.

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I waffled on two extraordinarily different tunes for our team anthem, but I've made up mind, slightly hilarious to me, given my make up selection above.

This anthem actually is a national anthem but, like the best team anthems, it's short, it gets the crowd pumped, and it's easy for even a casual fan to remember... plus, it takes a giant dump on England, which makes it an all time classic.

The Seattle Sockeyes are proud to select Flower of Scotland as our team anthem, which will be sung by the Hampden Park Supporters.



@mja, when will we see your like again?

Who was your spokesperson?

See above.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You aren't up for about 10 picks. Are you simple?

Do you really need to ask?

 

[Beef Invictus]

For f***'s sake lol keep reading.



Pick a country, dunce.

I can't read. Too busy wearing my Mutineers shirt

 

[ajgoal]

I walk away for a few hours and this place loses its shit.

Carry on.

 

[Lord Defect]

You aren't up for about 10 picks. Are you simple?

According to you, yes. But who’s the simple one or they are taking the time to ask the “simple one” if they are simple?

 

[Asnito]

According to you, yes. But who’s the simple one or they are taking the time to ask the “simple one” if they are simple?

You had enough, go to bed

 

[Lord Defect]

You had enough, go to bed

Ok wow. I read what I wrote and that’s not what I wrote. I think a typo screwed everything up when I deleted it or something. That’s just bad.

 

[Beef Invictus]

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Ok wow. I read what I wrote and that’s not what I wrote. I think a typo screwed everything up when I deleted it or something. That’s just bad.

It's not safe to be this drunk at 7pm when you have 6 more hours of drinking ahead of you

 

[Magua]

In times of pain and grief, the Quackverse soothes me.

 

[BiggE]

In times of pain and grief, the Quackverse soothes me.

I litrilly have no idea why I ever leave this place. Earth prime is a horror show.

 

[Lord Defect]

So I have to pick my soccer thing now right?

 

[BiggE]

So I have to pick my soccer thing now right?

Caps blood pressure right now

 

[Asnito]

Caps blood pressure right now

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We need to hook Defect up with a shock collar that Cap can trigger from Missouri

 

[Striiker]

i came back and everything sports related turned bad

back into hiding I go