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NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!
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@Striiker is not up, but he should just sit in here and stop playing CoD with tweens.
We start the day with ... @Beef Invictus on the clock? How did he go that whole time without picking?
@Rebels57's drunk ass is on deck from someplace where they serve brunch to wasteoids. After he picks twice, we have to endure another turn from Biff before we get back to CanadianFlyer88. Eventually the world's most complete and enormous moron will try to pick an international football team. F*** my life.
What I can tell you about the Phillies is that they pretty massively overachieved this season, don't you think? It's not much comfort, because once you get to the championship of any league you want to complete the task. We've watched the Flyers, before they turned to shit, fail at that step five times since the dinosaurs went extinct. The good news about the Flyers is that we won't have to do that again for a very, very, very long time. The good news about the Phillies is that their problems were laid bare in the WS, and I could see the owner spending to address those failings. I'm not trying to act like I know shit about the team, because I don't, but I think all of that is reasonable to assume. So keep your heads up.
If you need something to cheer you up, just think about poor Dabo trying to come up with some bullshit drivel to explain getting his anus caved in last night. That's a huge positive that came out of the weekend. Another one is that I finally found season four of "Heart Signal - China" with subs (phrasing), so let me know when you are ready to get REAL.
Tiger Pants out.
We start the day with ... @Beef Invictus on the clock? How did he go that whole time without picking?
@Rebels57's drunk ass is on deck from someplace where they serve brunch to wasteoids. After he picks twice, we have to endure another turn from Biff before we get back to CanadianFlyer88. Eventually the world's most complete and enormous moron will try to pick an international football team. F*** my life.What I can tell you about the Phillies is that they pretty massively overachieved this season, don't you think? It's not much comfort, because once you get to the championship of any league you want to complete the task. We've watched the Flyers, before they turned to shit, fail at that step five times since the dinosaurs went extinct. The good news about the Flyers is that we won't have to do that again for a very, very, very long time. The good news about the Phillies is that their problems were laid bare in the WS, and I could see the owner spending to address those failings. I'm not trying to act like I know shit about the team, because I don't, but I think all of that is reasonable to assume. So keep your heads up.
If you need something to cheer you up, just think about poor Dabo trying to come up with some bullshit drivel to explain getting his anus caved in last night. That's a huge positive that came out of the weekend. Another one is that I finally found season four of "Heart Signal - China" with subs (phrasing), so let me know when you are ready to get REAL.
Tiger Pants out.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Let's pretend that you are. Go ahead and pick.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Right. Thank you whoever! Silky whoever! Inflated whoever! Bad whoever!
I pick COVER SONG II
The dance remix version specifically
Who is next?
I pick COVER SONG II
The dance remix version specifically
Who is next?
Lord Defect
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Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
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True story, it's about vampire love
Beef Invictus
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Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Have you noticed that Fred Armisen is funny approximately 1% of the time?
Well, Biff managed to almost completely waste Sunday, so we start over on Monday. @Rebels57 is on the clock with two picks, @Beef Invictus is on deck and legitimately illiterate, @CanadianFlyer88 is on the lido deck, and DancingPanther is on the lido afterdeck.
Two of the lifers from "Shanghai Share Life" exited the Share House in the last couple of episodes. One of them was a hot girl (but not the most hot), and the other was the nerdy gamer guy who was liked by both the hot girl who left and the nerdy girl who stayed. He liked the hot one, and she told him that he had to tell the nerdy one that he wasn't interested in her (the nerdy one) before they could start anything. He asked the nerdy one out to see an exhibit that she wanted to see, planning to explain everything to her afterwards, but of course the nerdy one thought it was a date and got excited and dressed up and everything. It was a difficult situation, and he made a mistake, but he didn't mean any harm. She was visibly crushed, even though she tried to hide it. When the nerdy guy got back to the Share House and told the hot one about it, she acted cold and walked away from him. The next day he asked her why she did that, and he explained that he was trying to keep the nerdy one from getting more hurt - as the hot one had suggested. But the hot one said that she didn't like what he did and couldn't be with him because it would be too awkward, since the nerdy one was her friend. Within two or three days, they had both made excuses to leave the house and the show.
Remember this the next time you think you might want to get involved with a woman in the real world.
Well, Biff managed to almost completely waste Sunday, so we start over on Monday. @Rebels57 is on the clock with two picks, @Beef Invictus is on deck and legitimately illiterate, @CanadianFlyer88 is on the lido deck, and DancingPanther is on the lido afterdeck.
Two of the lifers from "Shanghai Share Life" exited the Share House in the last couple of episodes. One of them was a hot girl (but not the most hot), and the other was the nerdy gamer guy who was liked by both the hot girl who left and the nerdy girl who stayed. He liked the hot one, and she told him that he had to tell the nerdy one that he wasn't interested in her (the nerdy one) before they could start anything. He asked the nerdy one out to see an exhibit that she wanted to see, planning to explain everything to her afterwards, but of course the nerdy one thought it was a date and got excited and dressed up and everything. It was a difficult situation, and he made a mistake, but he didn't mean any harm. She was visibly crushed, even though she tried to hide it. When the nerdy guy got back to the Share House and told the hot one about it, she acted cold and walked away from him. The next day he asked her why she did that, and he explained that he was trying to keep the nerdy one from getting more hurt - as the hot one had suggested. But the hot one said that she didn't like what he did and couldn't be with him because it would be too awkward, since the nerdy one was her friend. Within two or three days, they had both made excuses to leave the house and the show.
Remember this the next time you think you might want to get involved with a woman in the real world.
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Lord Defect
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I should probably start thinking on who are football team will be
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Because the FOG wholeheartedly believe in being perverts, we will select the "porn star ass cheek tattoo" as our official team tattoo. Google Lana Rhoades (not on your work computers) if you're not sure what I mean for some reason.
I don't know anything about International Football but I like Philadelphia native Rob McElhenney and as everyone probably knows, he along with Ryan Reynolds now own the Welsh team Wrexham, A.F.C. So if they are available, we welcome them to the FOG fold.
Splendiferous @Beef Invictus you are up, pending approval of my selections.
I don't know anything about International Football but I like Philadelphia native Rob McElhenney and as everyone probably knows, he along with Ryan Reynolds now own the Welsh team Wrexham, A.F.C. So if they are available, we welcome them to the FOG fold.
Splendiferous @Beef Invictus you are up, pending approval of my selections.
You have to pick an international team, i.e. a country.
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Ugh fine
Give me SICILIA F.A., as a tribute to the Sicilian heritage on my dad's side. With this we will get some Sicilian Mob influence on our side, which could come in handy.
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What countries are available to pick from?
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Yeah sorry it's been a wreck of a day
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Nonplussed Rebels! Burgundy Rebels! Skinned Rebels!
I take my college course.
The World of Alexander the Great
Unsure now if that was it's actual title. But it was taught by Trudy Harrington Becker, who I am quite certain was the best professor and mentor in the country. The class covered Alex 3 and the Hellenic World his conquests spawned. It was fantastic. Dr. T was fantastic. She recently passed away and for hundreds of students, it felt like we lost a family member. So this is a tribute.
I take my college course.
The World of Alexander the Great
Unsure now if that was it's actual title. But it was taught by Trudy Harrington Becker, who I am quite certain was the best professor and mentor in the country. The class covered Alex 3 and the Hellenic World his conquests spawned. It was fantastic. Dr. T was fantastic. She recently passed away and for hundreds of students, it felt like we lost a family member. So this is a tribute.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
F*** off, you coconut.
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CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Our "laser" gun will come from our very own Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It only appeared in the Martin Freeman/Mos Def movie version, released after the death of Douglas Adams, but there are rumblings on the interwebs that it is a Douglas Adams creation none the less.
The Seattle Sockeyes select the Point of View Gun which is used to make the target understand the shooter's point of view. It has been said that the gun only works on men. It has little effect on women, as their empathy levels are on average too high for the gun's circuitry to modify.
@DancingPanther: 42
Edit: there was a funny typo in my write up that the gun only worked on "me" instead of only on "men". I should have left it.
The Seattle Sockeyes select the Point of View Gun which is used to make the target understand the shooter's point of view. It has been said that the gun only works on men. It has little effect on women, as their empathy levels are on average too high for the gun's circuitry to modify.
@DancingPanther: 42
Edit: there was a funny typo in my write up that the gun only worked on "me" instead of only on "men". I should have left it.
