NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

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Dibs on Lady in [Ranch]

It keeps the skin soft.

Automerge can f*** right off.

So many possible song categories left...

Team Novelty Song

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you CF88! Wooden CF88! Resigned CF88! Velveteen CF88!

I do pick for SIDEKICK. Ain't that sick?

I pick PENGUIN COMMANDOS

These penguins are loyal, highly trained combat animals who can identify targets and launch missiles at them. I'm going to use them to shoot off fireworks inside the arena during intermissions or just whenever games get boring or stupid.

@Rebels57

Besotted Rebels! Pickled Rebels! Trembling Rebels!

 

[Asnito]

Velveteen

 

[Rebels57]

As owners of the Final Fantasy universe, the FOG are obligated to select (as our team laser gun) the famous Arm Cannon of Barret Wallace, the ornery leader of the eco-terrorist group, AVALANCHE, that recruits Cloud Strife in Final Fantasy VII. He has about 10 different versions you can upgrade to with a shit load of special abilities, such as Catastrophe. Yes, it does have laser-esque abilities.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Final Fantasy is as bad as ice cream

 

[Lord Defect]

As owners of the Final Fantasy universe, the FOG are obligated to select (as our team laser gun) the famous Arm Cannon of Barret Wallace, the ornery leader of the eco-terrorist group, AVALANCHE, that recruits Cloud Strife in Final Fantasy VII. He has about 10 different versions you can upgrade to with a shit load of special abilities, such as Catastrophe. Yes, it does have laser-esque abilities.

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Doesn’t it have to be handheld? That’s arm held.

 

[Rebels57]

Doesn’t it have to be handheld? That’s arm held.

Loopholes

 

[Beef Invictus]

I had my pick ready to go but because I wasn't tagged I guess it'll have to wait

 

[Rebels57]

I had my pick ready to go but because I wasn't tagged I guess it'll have to wait

I have one more to make bub

 

[Beef Invictus]

I have one more to make bub

It is forfeit

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Team Sidekick - HIT GIRL from Kick-Ass. Kind or a forgotten movie because the sequel sucked hard, but the first one ruled.

She's a pint-size shit-kicker with a foul mouth. We need her on our side.

 

[Beef Invictus]

IM STILL NOT TAGGED

 

[Rebels57]

Brawny @Beef Invictus now you can jump in the cast-iron and serve us up something tasty

 

[Beef Invictus]

Brawny @Beef Invictus now you can jump in the cast-iron and serve us up something tasty

Shit I cant

 

[Beef Invictus]

Gotta eat this soup first.

 

[Rebels57]

Gotta eat this soup first.

Malt Vinegar soup?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Shit I cant

Every time I think you are useless, I look up and see that @Hollywood Cannon still hasn't made up his pick.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Every time I think you are useless, I look up and see that @Hollywood Cannon still hasn't made up his pick.

And every time you remind me of this I feel like a real POS. One of these days i'm going to click "Post reply."

For spreadsheet sake, I am going to take Literature of Baseball which they have at Drexel. My more in depth post i'll do tomorrow.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Malt Vinegar soup?

I wish

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

And every time you remind me of this I feel like a real POS. One of these days i'm going to click "Post reply."

For spreadsheet sake, I am going to take Literature of Baseball which they have at Drexel. My more in depth post i'll do tomorrow.

I was going to take "Literature of Abandonment" for mine, but I can't find a university that offers it.

 

[Young Sandwich]

And every time you remind me of this I feel like a real POS. One of these days i'm going to click "Post reply."

For spreadsheet sake, I am going to take Literature of Baseball which they have at Drexel. My more in depth post i'll do tomorrow.

Did you take any wacky/fun electives there? I snuck in Rock & Roll Cinema, The Horror Film, and Film Comedy.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Subsequent Rebels! Elite Rebels! Gratis Rebels!

Soup Time is now complete. My soupsack is filled to bursting, and now I wait for it to distribute the soup to my various vestigial and laughable dependent organs. They all sup from the soupsack. Without it they are nothing. Pathetic.

I pick now my INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM

Portland Meatballs

The Meatballs are a footkickball team from Portland. After much research, I have deduced that this is a functional pick as the game they play is identical in concept to football. You kick a ball with your foot, and if it goes in the right place and someone doesn't catch it in time you score. I am sure some of them have travelled internationally. They once lost 2-17 to a team called "We Got The Runs." They are named after Meat. Spherical flesh.

@CanadianFlyer88

Ruddy CF88! Measly CF88! Informal CF88!

 

[Beef Invictus]

And yes, they are international. See, they are from the Left Coast Nation. The Mutineers are of Tidewater Nation.

This map shows the US really has 11 separate 'nations' with entirely different cultures

"The political parties come and go but the values of the regional cultures are always at play."

www.insider.com

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I suppose we'll select our nude scene now.

From a relatively unknown Canadian movie, in a similar vein to Porky's (the two films may be in the same "universe"; I can't recall), there is a perfect scene that blends nudity and comedy. At a high level, a few guys challenge some cheerleaders to a game of strip bowling.

I encourage you all to look it up; it's ridiculous and hilarious. The Seattle Sockeyes are amused to select the Screwballs bowling scene as our 80's nude scene.

Gee, @DancingPanther, that's my first strike.

 

[DancingPanther]

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@JojoTheWhale

Gotta eat this soup first.

Cereal?