NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

[Asnito]

@Striiker

That's a proud Toad right there

 

[BigToe]

The answer came up as Brazil, which @BigToe has and I think should be changed to Sweden because wtf kind of Swedish Simp doesn't pick Sweden?

@ajgoal stole my nation, pit. I had to take the next best option.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@ajgoal stole my nation, pit. I had to take the next best option.

You should work out a trade with him - appeal to his sense of #Lore. He'll know what I mean.

 

[BigToe]

You should work out a trade with him - appeal to his sense of #Lore. He'll know what I mean.

There's no need, Cap. The Hash Slinging Slasher will do what he has to do.

 

[Young Sandwich]

There's no need, Cap. The Hash Slinging Slasher will do what he has to do.

Any chance he'll be slinging hash between slashings in the QV ? I f***ing love a good hash.

 

[Lord Defect]

You should work out a trade with him - appeal to his sense of #Lore. He'll know what I mean.

Speaking of trades, there’s one that has been leaked to the press about a month ago that the league hasn’t filed the paperwork.

 

[ajgoal]

You should work out a trade with him - appeal to his sense of #Lore. He'll know what I mean.

I will?

Seriously I don't think I would

There's no need, Cap. The Hash Slinging Slasher will do what he has to do.

I feel pretty well protected

Oh. Have we done Team Bodyguard yet?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I will?

Seriously I don't think I would



I feel pretty well protected

Oh. Have we done Team Bodyguard yet?

I'm saying, you will look at the "Stockholm Simps" and think about how much #Lore would be supported and fueled by them having Sweden as an international team and think "Oh, that would be nice." Then you would look over Toe's shit and find something you like that he would trade to you. Or you could just say "F*** it," especially if Toe doesn't care.

I just realized that we haven't picked International Hockey Team. Yet.

 

[ajgoal]

I'm saying, you will look at the "Stockholm Simps" and think about how much #Lore would be supported and fueled by them having Sweden as an international team and think "Oh, that would be nice." Then you would look over Toe's shit and find something you like that he would trade to you. Or you could just say "F*** it," especially if Toe doesn't care.

I just realized that we haven't picked International Hockey Team. Yet.

Oh, I thought about that and thought you meant something deeper. Since I picked the Swedish Women's team when I did so Toe didn't snipe me.

And hockey is stupid.

 

[BiggE]

Oh, I thought about that and thought you meant something deeper. Since I picked the Swedish Women's team when I did so Toe didn't snipe me.

And hockey is stupid.

 

[ajgoal]

That's a proud Toad right there

"proud"

 

[Asnito]

"proud"

Hasbulla went on record as saying that if any other franchise had selected him, he would not have reported. He is a very 'PROUD' Toad.

 

[ajgoal]

Hasbulla went on record as saying that if any other franchise had selected him, he would not have reported. He is a very 'PROUD' Toad.

He just likes watching trainwrecks from the closest possible vantage point.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Cover Song 2

Rocket Man



@BigToe

 

[Asnito]

Team Cover Song 2

Rocket Man



@BigToe

Are things getting back to normal for you after Fiona?

 

[BigToe]

Franchise Stadium Series Location - Friends Arena

@ajgoal

 

[ajgoal]

Team Cover Song 2

Rocket Man



@BigToe

Can't go wrong here

 

[Chuck Downie]

Are things getting back to normal for you after Fiona?

Yeah, they are. We were off work and school for about 10 days and we’ve filled the fridge and cupboards back up after depleting most everything. And we have power and internet. So life is normal within the walls of our home, but outside still looks devastated.

The craziest part of the hurricane for us personally was we sold our home that we lived in for the last decade a couple weeks before the hurricane. The house was practically destroyed by the high winds and trees that fell on it. I feel sorry for the new owners, they will have to totally rebuild in order to live there.

 

[DancingPanther]

There's no need, Cap. The Hash Slinging Slasher will do what he has to do.

....cook burgers?

 

[BigToe]

....cook burgers?

This is The Hash Slinging Slasher we’re talking about not Jeffrey Dahmer.

 

[DancingPanther]

This is The Hash Slinging Slasher we’re talking about not Jeffrey Dahmer.

The trash ringing

Flinging

 

[BigToe]

The trash ringing

Flinging

The mash pinging

Dinging

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Harold Baines got into the MLB Hall of Fame playing more defense than Juan Soto did last night. Embarrassing.

We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock, yours truly (and falsely) on deck, @Magua on the lido deck, and @Asnito on the lido afterdeck.

I'm in a hurry this morning. I have stuff to do right now, but I also took that MBTI test last night and the results I got were f***ed - it was like a stranger answered the questions - so I have to once again figure out who the f*** I am. In the meantime, enjoy this slamming video.

 

[DancingPanther]

The mash pinging

Dinging

The flash springing

Singing

 

[ajgoal]

I was listening to the radio the other day, and I remembered that there is a cover song that deserves to be selected by every franchise here. Should it remain unselected, I will be very disappointed in all of you.

Now, turning to the all-important Sidekick category. Sidekicks should be multitalented. They must understand science and computers. They should read books, play the violin, and paint. Our choice can do all of those things, as well as knit, build railroads, and fight crime.

He also loves cheese, and is thoroughly pettable.





Team Sidekick: Grommit

We might have him post for us in the future.

@Captain Dave Poulin