NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

[Striiker]

Sorry bud

It's ok. I'm used to being sad.

 

[GKJ]

I’m not much for hot sauce, I do not like hot foods. This is straight out of my fridge and even this is a bit hot for my taste.

@JojoTheWhale

 

[JojoTheWhale]

This is definitely what Cap meant by International Football Team.

Yes, I did pick the Amsterdam Admirals so that my football wing has yet another QB in Kurt Warner. I wonder if I can get up to 11 and play them all at once.

@DancingPanther Shhhh. I'm trying to type quietly. There's a pug snoring about 4 inches away from me.

 

[ajgoal]

It's ok. I'm used to being sad.

My liking this post doesn't mean that I condone you being sad.

 

[Lord Defect]

This is definitely what Cap meant by International Football Team.

Yes, I did pick the Amsterdam Admirals so that my football wing has yet another QB in Kurt Warner. I wonder if I can get up to 11 and play them all at once.

@DancingPanther Shhhh. I'm trying to type quietly. There's a pug snoring about 4 inches away from me.

I was holding out on something song those lines. Damn you. I’m still doing it, but now it won’t annoy cap as much.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

This is definitely what Cap meant by International Football Team.

Yes, I did pick the Amsterdam Admirals so that my football wing has yet another QB in Kurt Warner. I wonder if I can get up to 11 and play them all at once.

@DancingPanther Shhhh. I'm trying to type quietly. There's a pug snoring about 4 inches away from me.

Not surprised you were the first to go there.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I was holding out on something song those lines. Damn you. I’m still doing it, but now it won’t annoy cap as much.

Don't worry, every single thing you do annoys me. The fact that you exist annoys me.

This is definitely what Cap meant by International Football Team.

Yes, I did pick the Amsterdam Admirals so that my football wing has yet another QB in Kurt Warner. I wonder if I can get up to 11 and play them all at once.

@DancingPanther Shhhh. I'm trying to type quietly. There's a pug snoring about 4 inches away from me.

I think you have one make-up pick to go - have a look tomorrow and let me know if I missed something.

 

[ajgoal]

every single thing you do annoys me..

Isn't that a song by The Police?

 

[DancingPanther]

There's only one answer to the hot sauce question:

@CanadianFlyer88

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

There is an obvious sidekick choice for us given some of our previous selections, but we began this phase with a math theme and we're going to stick with that here.

She's a math wiz, currently appearing on television in virtually the same role on two British shows, embarrassing commoners and celebrities by solving math problems.

The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select Rachel Riley as our team sidekick. (We'll forgive her for her loyal support of Manchester United):

@Beef Invictus! Opulent Onion! Outrageous Onion! Opposite Onion!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I think you have one make-up pick to go - have a look tomorrow and let me know if I missed something.

Two picks left since that was my normal turn. Hoping to get to it today. The pup has his surgical follow-up for the ACL this morning, so my schedule will be based on that.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet ...

Rachel Riley is sweet and cool and hot as all balls, but that f***ing picture is tragic. Anyway, we start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock, @Rebels57 on deck with two choices, back to Biff lingering around like a bad cold, the terrible-picture-selecting gadfly @CanadianFlyer88 on the lido deck, and Tainter Jainter on the lido afterdeck.

I just heard Kyrie Irving say "This is a grown man's league." LOL. It's a goofy, stupid league full of nonsense and no rules, if that's "grown up." It's a TMZ baby-mama-drama gossip league, if that's grown up. But it's mostly a league that occasionally includes Ben Simmons. I mean, is that a league for grown ups? Sounds like a day care. I'm not going to lie, I don't really know shit about Ben Simmons, or Kyrie Irving for that matter, and I'm about the least grown-up person you'll find - I haven't essentially changed since I was 14. But if there's one thing I am good at - and there really is just this one thing - it's recognizing bullshit when I see it and hear it. I'm a human bullshit detector. I can spot a phony from a million miles away in a split second. The NBA is some nonsense. Pure bullshit.

Don't get me wrong - I'm not trying to imply that the NHL is any better. I used to think that the NHL was the substance to the NBA's style, but these last several years have pulled the veil from my eyes. The NHL is different than the NBA in many ways, but it is still some bullshit. If I were the crony of some c*** already hired by someone in the NHL, I would be making lots of dollars for doing exactly jack shit and happily wallowing in the nepotism. But I'm not, innit.

Call down the meteors!

 

[BigToe]

Team Serial Killer - The Hash Slinging Slasher

@pit

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm up? How?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This is definitely what Cap meant by International Football Team.

Yes, I did pick the Amsterdam Admirals so that my football wing has yet another QB in Kurt Warner. I wonder if I can get up to 11 and play them all at once.

@DancingPanther Shhhh. I'm trying to type quietly. There's a pug snoring about 4 inches away from me.

What did I ever do to you?

You did this because I took your paisans isn't it?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

What did I ever do to you?

You did this because I took your paisans isn't it?

I did think about tagging you, so that's almost an apology?

HCette feeling any better?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I did think about tagging you, so that's almost an apology?

HCette feeling any better?

Flaunting it in my face is an interesting "apology" strategy.

She still has the cough. It comes and goes but she can function at least. When it's going it really goes.

We're supposed to go away this coming Tuesday so i'm crossing my fingers. She gets major anxiety about traveling with TV because when he wants out, he wants out so add that to a potential major coughing fit so it's not ideal.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Flaunting it in my face is an interesting "apology" strategy.

She still has the cough. It comes and goes but she can function at least. When it's going it really goes.

We're supposed to go away this coming Tuesday so i'm crossing my fingers. She gets major anxiety about traveling with TV because when he wants out, he wants out so add that to a potential major coughing fit so it's not ideal.

Mail me her lungs, I'll sort them out and mail them back. We have technology.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What did I ever do to you?

You did this because I took your paisans isn't it?

You still have to make up a pick.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You still have to make up a pick.

I do?

Oh shit, I thought I copied and pasted my second pick into the Bills pick. Time to type that up again.

 

[Asnito]

Two new category ideas.

1. Unique/unusual traditions from other countries. It can be weird, crazy, funny or gross.

2. With the holidays coming up we need a supplemental draft where we give every other member of the QV a Christmas present.

 

[mja]

Would like to do a couple of waiver wire categories. First, pick a guy to waive and he’s off your team. Then have a waiver pick-up category the phase afterwards to fill the slot (phrasing).

 

[Young Sandwich]

Team Slow Dance Song would be a good one.

 

[mja]

Team Slow Dance Song would be a good one.

Dibs on Lady in [Ranch]

 

[Lord Defect]

Two new category ideas.

1. Unique/unusual traditions from other countries. It can be weird, crazy, funny or gross.

2. With the holidays coming up we need a supplemental draft where we give every other member of the QV a Christmas present.

I like expensive things