NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

DancingPanther

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I told you I would keep you updated.
I was serious.

The meat shits can sometimes be delayed though. Until I hear otherwise, I will assume no poops are evacuated from the bowels. If I don't hear otherwise after a few days, then I'll be sure to give you tips on how to combat constipation. If you don't want this, please update me on your next poop. Thank you

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Lord Defect

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I was serious.

The meat shits can sometimes be delayed though. Until I hear otherwise, I will assume no poops are evacuated from the bowels. If I don't hear otherwise after a few days, then I'll be sure to give you tips on how to combat constipation. If you don't want this, please update me on your next poop. Thank you

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You’re a poop doctor too now?
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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@Captain Dave Poulin Just to be clear, if I pick a current player, it's what they are in 2020/21, not their whole careers?

I guess so - we may have to ask @Hollywood Couturier, because we have different ethoses when it comes to this. In the other draft it is what they are now, but since we are drafting Current and Legend together in here, it would seem to make more sense that they are what they were/are/will be at their best? Maybe?
 
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JojoTheWhale

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I guess so - we may have to ask @Hollywood Couturier, because we have different ethoses when it comes to this. In the other draft it is what they are now, but since we are drafting Current and Legend together in here, it would seem to make more sense that they are what they were/are/will be at their best? Maybe?

That makes sense to me and I'm fine either way. Your answer just changes who I pick.
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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We fill our IDL spot with Charles Edward Greene, better known as Mean Joe Greene.

He played before I was watching football, but his Coke commercial was still played during my childhood, for some reason.



Perfect teammate for Chase Young, right @Beef Invictus?

@JojoTheWhale, go for it.


The ultimate pile of absolute shit. I like you fine, but I refuse to Like that post. F*** that clown.
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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That makes sense to me and I'm fine either way. Your answer just changes who I pick.

I guess we should see what he says, because I'd rather get it set so we don't have to debate it later. I'm good either way - I trust in the uncertainty of the Quackverse to even out these things, and that informs my decisions, but not everyone thinks the way I do. At least I know you aren't picking Mean Joe F***ing Greene and his disgusting shirt. I still don't know why that filthy c*** couldn't just get his own soda.
 

CanadianFlyer88

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I guess so - we may have to ask @Hollywood Couturier, because we have different ethoses when it comes to this. In the other draft it is what they are now, but since we are drafting Current and Legend together in here, it would seem to make more sense that they are what they were/are/will be at their best? Maybe?
Only because we are combining present and past rosters, I have been assuming that we would get each player at his peak.
 

Hollywood Cannon

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I guess so - we may have to ask @Hollywood Couturier, because we have different ethoses when it comes to this. In the other draft it is what they are now, but since we are drafting Current and Legend together in here, it would seem to make more sense that they are what they were/are/will be at their best? Maybe?
I have stated from the beginning that in the current player category that you are getting the player in their current state. Maybe people age backwards in the Megaverse. Maybe they don’t.

Edit: Oh, damn different thread sameish thread titles: I don’t have an opinion on the matter. Do what makes you happy. None of this matters anyway. Taking my Phase One approach from the Hockey World.
 

Hollywood Cannon

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"Maybe" was the only possible confusing answer. I should have expected that.
I will not say you are wrong with either interpretation as I would in the hockeyverse. If you want to interpret it one way, I will not stop you.

The hockey draft has a stone cold stance on the matter. This one will not. Do what makes you happy. Just no duplicates and ABD.
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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Only because we are combining present and past rosters, I have been assuming that we would get each player at his peak.

That's what I think, too, but as I told Jojo, it doesn't make sense that they are just going to stay the same (unless they age backwards as HC said, which is entirely possible, but is not something we could plan for anyway) - that's what we have coaches for. You may take a few lumps their early "years" (or whatever passes for a unit of time in the Quackverse), but they'll get better.
 

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