NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

[Hollywood Cannon]

I mean, I literally atoadaso.

I know. I’m just glad he went to you and I was just going for schtick. I don’t want these people to know we coordinate.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Gee, I wonder what could have prompted this karma bomb. Oh, right.

Oops.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Gee, I wonder what could have prompted this karma bomb. Oh, right.

I'm usually 100% in the "Don't Let Them See You Sweat" camp when it comes to my thoughts, but he wouldn't have made it back to you anyway - I had the write-up ready.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Blame CF88

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm usually 100% in the "Don't Let Them See You Sweat" camp when it comes to my thoughts, but he wouldn't have made it back to you anyway - I had the write-up ready.

As well he shouldn't. He rules and you deserve nice things.

 

[Lord Defect]

Make a pick

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

As well he shouldn't. He rules and you deserve nice things.

You are literally the exact opposite of @CanadianFlyer88, who I can't stand.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

As well he shouldn't. He rules and you deserve nice things.

He truly does. Go Cap Go.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

You are literally the exact opposite of @CanadianFlyer88, who I can't stand.

That's more like it.

 

[ajgoal]

I think I like everyone in this thread. At least, nobody in here has pissed me off recently that I remember.

 

[ajgoal]

@Young Sandwich is fishing again, isn't he.

 

[Lord Defect]

I think I like everyone in this thread. At least, nobody in here has pissed me off recently that I remember.

Guess I’ll try harder.

 

[ajgoal]

Guess I’ll try harder.

You get extra leniency.

 

[DancingPanther]

Motherf***er. I had Kelce written up. Give me a sec.

JOJO SNIPED

 

[DancingPanther]

So my entire life up until like two years ago I essentially wouldn’t be able to finish a meal because by the end my stomach would be tearing itself apart. I would also NEVER be like actually hungry. I’d eat but I’d never be hungry.

Since that changed two years ago... I am still rarely properly hungry but I also never fill my stomach. I just stop eating because I’m bored and know I ate enough.

I’m a weird case.

You're a weird case alright

 

[Young Sandwich]

@Young Sandwich is fishing again, isn't he.

Yup, pick incoming.

 

[Young Sandwich]

This is my second favorite player of all time behind Jerry Rice. A man I shared a position with and modeled my own high school game after. Why run around people when you can go straight through them?

RB - Mike Alstott

(He was a fullback, but I'm willing to use an RB spot on him.)

@Chuck Downie

 

[ajgoal]

This is my second favorite player of all time behind Jerry Rice. A man I shared a position with and modeled my own high school game after. Why run around people when you can go straight through them?

RB - Mike Alstott

(He was a fullback, but I'm willing to use an RB spot on him.)

@Chuck Downie

The disappearance of the fullback in the modern NFL is a travesty.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Next pick is RB Nick Chubb

Nick Chubb Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

@Lord Defect

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Lord Defect is taking a guy who was pretty good at football, but is terrible as shit on TV.

TE Tony Gonzalez

@Hollywood Couturier

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Pick coming shortly.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Pick coming shortly.

Hurry, we have to get it in before @Chuck Downie goes to bed.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Next pick is RB Nick Chubb

Nick Chubb Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

@Lord Defect

@Chinatown88 RB1. See, Chuck knows the truth.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Sorry this took so long but the picks are in...

With our first pick we are going to select one of the greatest CB’s ever who also wasn’t a slouch at Safety at the end of his career but we’re going to take him as a CB...Aeneas Williams.

We’ll follow that pick up with someone that @JojoTheWhale is a big fan of and will defend him until his death. When he questioned today about whether we got prime current positions or at their current form it confirmed that this might not just be a great pick but possibly the greatest pick in the entire draft. We are naming as our Head coach... Good Chip Kelly.

Bow before me!

@Lord Defect you’re up.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am sure @Lord Defect is very broken up that Anus Williams is off the board - that's his guy - but he surprisingly left a good name with me.

Coach - Vince Lombardi

@Chuck Downie please be awake.