NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

[CanadianFlyer88]

If you’re going to base an entire franchise on creating highlights, it becomes vitally important that you look your best while doing it. Since the best uniforms in the history of sports were used by an NFL team, this means we couldn’t risk losing out on the Houston Oilers Powder Blues.

@CanadianFlyer88 I picked a what, not a who.

Definitely wasn't expecting that.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If you’re going to base an entire franchise on creating highlights, it becomes vitally important that you look your best while doing it. Since the best uniforms in the history of sports were used by an NFL team, this means we couldn’t risk losing out on the Houston Oilers Powder Blues.

@CanadianFlyer88 I picked a what, not a who.

Look at those absolute beauties. Imagine giving those up, for either Tennessee or the Texans. Bitch please. Great pick.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The best combination receiving/blocking TE in NFL history, he comes off as a total moron, but actually has made better financial decisions in his life than I ever would have expected... Rob Gronkowski.

I am definitely going back to sleep now, @Captain Dave Poulin.

 

[ajgoal]

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Sco Ducks!

Oh, right. He came from that school.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am going to grab another guy who I believe may be the GOAT at his position, but is definitely right there in the conversation.

• Played in more games (296) than any positional player at time of his retirement
• Played every position on the O-Line to world-class level
• Named to 14 consecutive Pro Bowls (9 at guard, 5 at center)
• All-Pro NINE TIMES and All-AFC 12 times
• All-Decade Team of the 1990s

I was dead serious when I said I am going to protect my quarterback, and this goes a long, long way toward that.

C - Bruce Matthews

@Beef Invictus

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I am going to grab another guy who I believe may be the GOAT at his position, but is definitely right there in the conversation.

• Played in more games (296) than any positional player at time of his retirement
• Played every position on the O-Line to world-class level
• Named to 14 consecutive Pro Bowls (9 at guard, 5 at center)
• All-Pro NINE TIMES and All-AFC 12 times
• All-Decade Team of the 1990s

I was dead serious when I said I am going to protect my quarterback, and this goes a long, long way toward that.

C - Bruce Matthews

@Beef Invictus

This rules. He rules. Those jerseys rule.

Trust no one who tells you one of those Pittsburgh Centers was better. That's the guy.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This rules. He rules. Those jerseys rule.

Trust no one who tells you one of those Pittsburgh Centers was better. That's the guy.

Yeah, no worries on that score

 

[Beef Invictus]

If your entire franchise is based on finding athletic freaks of nature, you did it wrong if you don't have the best WR prospect ever, Calvin Johnson.

@ajgoal Another pair if you please, sir.

Here is a true specimen of humanity. I used to watch the Lions just for him.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The best combination receiving/blocking TE in NFL history, he comes off as a total moron, but actually has made better financial decisions in his life than I ever would have expected... Rob Gronkowski.

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I am definitely going back to sleep now, @Captain Dave Poulin.

He won't protect you.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Oh I'm up. Gonna a minute. Packing and leaving.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Do you think @Beef Invictus tried to post and failed at it but thought he was successful, again?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Do you think @Beef Invictus tried to post and failed at it but thought he was successful, again?

Nope just been busy

 

[Beef Invictus]

I have an idea though. Let's do Richard Sherman. He's a CB. At his best he was real good. Fun to watch. Big dickish personality. I like how vigorously he tries to tip balls to teammates for interceptions.

@Young Sandwich

Bad writeup because I'm trying to figure out lunch

 

[DancingPanther]

If your entire franchise is based on finding athletic freaks of nature, you did it wrong if you don't have the best WR prospect ever, Calvin Johnson.

@ajgoal Another pair if you please, sir.

He and [REDACTED] are my 2 favorite football players I've watched play. Megatron was an absolute animal.

I don't have the numbers in front of me but all those catches and yards with no one else around him...I have to assume he played at an all time great level for his short career. I need to go to bed but it would interesting to try to compare his numbers to legends of the same age

 

[Young Sandwich]

UNIFORM PICK ALERT.

Team Uniform - TB Creamsicle

@Chuck Downie

 

[Chuck Downie]

Next pick is LB Dick Butkus

Dick Butkus Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

@Lord Defect

 

[Lord Defect]

I have no idea why I’m writing out a stat sheet when screen shots will do the exact same thing with less work.

Warren Sapp bitches.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Hollywood Couturier

 

[Lord Defect]

Oh @Captain Dave Poulin , he’s a defensive tackle. I don’t know where he fits but damnit he’s on my team.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

He and [REDACTED] are my 2 favorite football players I've watched play. Megatron was an absolute animal.

I don't have the numbers in front of me but all those catches and yards with no one else around him...I have to assume he played at an all time great level for his short career. I need to go to bed but it would interesting to try to compare his numbers to legends of the same age

PFF had some interesting micro stats on him. In all of their tracking, I believe the top players in Fade Routes near the Goal Line converted them for TDs 25-30% of the time. Then there was Calvin Johnson at 50%. He’s the only player they’ve ever tracked that made calling that play a reasonable idea.

UNIFORM PICK ALERT.

Team Uniform - TB Creamsicle

@Chuck Downie

Finally someone who knows what’s important. You’re killing it. You even picked the right player.

 

[ajgoal]

Oh @Captain Dave Poulin , he’s a defensive tackle. I don’t know where he fits but damnit he’s on my team.

I'd think IDL

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Picks will be coming shortly. HCette had a night shift tonight so wanted to spend every second I could with her today.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Jeez. This thing moves so quickly. Great job, everyone.

 

[Lord Defect]

Jeez. This thing moves so quickly. Great job, everyone.

I prefer the hockey draft but I prefer the football draft pace.

 

[Young Sandwich]

PFF had some interesting micro stats on him. In all of their tracking, I believe the top players in Fade Routes near the Goal Line converted them for TDs 25-30% of the time. Then there was Calvin Johnson at 50%. He’s the only player they’ve ever tracked that made calling that play a reasonable idea.



Finally someone who knows what’s important. You’re killing it. You even picked the right player.

The Oilers powder blues were my top choice but some asshole jumped on them early. . Creamsicles are a close second though, so no harm done.