NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

[Lord Defect]

I am sure @Lord Defect is very broken up that Anus Williams is off the board - that's his guy - but he surprisingly left a good name with me.

Coach - Vince Lombardi

@Chuck Downie please be awake.

Stop stealing likes from me!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Chip > Vince

 

[Lord Defect]

Make a pick!

 

[Chuck Downie]

Unnamed football team select DE William Perry

William Perry Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

William 'The Refrigerator' Perry Once Tried His Hand at Competitive Eating

@Young Sandwich

 

[DancingPanther]

Unnamed football team select DE William Perry

William Perry Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

William 'The Refrigerator' Perry Once Tried His Hand at Competitive Eating

@Young Sandwich

Now THAT is a boy

 

[Young Sandwich]

Let's get flexy.

Flex - Christian McCaffrey

Happy Mother's Day, @Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

This coach is not known for murder, unfortunately. But he is know for winning. A lot of winning. Winning in two different sports. Winning with a QB carousel. Doesn't matter. Dude wins. And unlike all the other greats, he did all the winning without a HOF QB. Here is a homer pick I'd have made even if I wasn't a homer.

Joe Gibbs (Coach)

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Chip > Joe

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

There are certain guys that I must have on my team, and this is one of them. The architect of the most amazing acrobatic catches ever. The source of so many front and backyard dreams of flying. The speed I need to stretch any defense to bursting. A spectacular catch radius on account of his feet and hands, and not his height. The one that got away, in a way, is not getting away again.

WR - John Jefferson

@CanadianFlyer88 wake up, damn it!

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I am awake, but am going right back to sleep.

Because he's unexpectedly still available, we'll take him as our offensive FLEX, Walter Payton.

@JojoTheWhale, you may proceed.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

If your entire franchise is based on finding athletic freaks of nature, you did it wrong if you don't have the best WR prospect ever, Calvin Johnson.

@ajgoal Another pair if you please, sir.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If your entire franchise is based on finding athletic freaks of nature, you did it wrong if you don't have the best WR prospect ever, Calvin Johnson.
@ajgoal Another pair if you please, sir.

He rules so hard. Great pick.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

He rules so hard. Great pick.

I'm worried that I owe you an apology for my next one, so I'll say thank you and shut up for now.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I have zeroed in on my next two selections. Don’t snipe me.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm worried that I owe you an apology for my next one, so I'll say thank you and shut up for now.

I'm excited and scared and prematurely angry.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I'm worried that I owe you an apology for my next one, so I'll say thank you and shut up for now.

Dammit. I know who this is.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Dammit. I know who this is.

You do not. So whoever you want is safe.

 

[ajgoal]

We'll be going into history a bit for our next two picks.

First:

Wide Receiver: Marvin Harrison

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We'll be going into history a bit for our next two picks.

First, part of the greatest show on turf:

Wide Receiver: Marvin Harrison

Umm... no.

 

[ajgoal]

Umm... no.

Yeah, I'm conflating teams here.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yeah, I'm conflating teams here.

Thank you.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

You do not. So whoever you want is safe.

Okay, good.

 

[ajgoal]

It's final project week for my last semester. Sue me.

While our next pick was well known as a quarterback, he was also an excellent punter.

The Dutchman

Punter: Norm van Brocklin

@JojoTheWhale

 

[JojoTheWhale]

If you’re going to base an entire franchise on creating highlights, it becomes vitally important that you look your best while doing it. Since the best uniforms in the history of sports were used by an NFL team, this means we couldn’t risk losing out on the Houston Oilers Powder Blues.

@CanadianFlyer88 I picked a what, not a who.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It's final project week for my last semester. Sue me.

While our next pick was well known as a quarterback, he was also an excellent punter.

The Dutchman

Punter: Norm van Brocklin

@JojoTheWhale

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Sco Ducks!