NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

[Striiker]

I was serious.

The meat shits can sometimes be delayed though. Until I hear otherwise, I will assume no poops are evacuated from the bowels. If I don't hear otherwise after a few days, then I'll be sure to give you tips on how to combat constipation. If you don't want this, please update me on your next poop. Thank you

#Type7Gang

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

More vitriol towards Greene than literal murderers.

Already was pretty sure, but certainly this is confirmation that playing for a Pittsburgh based team is worse than being a literal murderer. Right, @Captain Dave Poulin?

Playing for that particular team is the worst thing in the world - you may not understand it, but history will show that I am right. Eventually.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Playing for that particular team is the worst thing in the world - you may not understand it, but history will show that I am right. Eventually.

I am well aware. I couldn't care less about either the Steelers or the Cowboys, but I know where your hatred comes from.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I was serious.

The meat shits can sometimes be delayed though. Until I hear otherwise, I will assume no poops are evacuated from the bowels. If I don't hear otherwise after a few days, then I'll be sure to give you tips on how to combat constipation. If you don't want this, please update me on your next poop. Thank you

So my entire life up until like two years ago I essentially wouldn’t be able to finish a meal because by the end my stomach would be tearing itself apart. I would also NEVER be like actually hungry. I’d eat but I’d never be hungry.

Since that changed two years ago... I am still rarely properly hungry but I also never fill my stomach. I just stop eating because I’m bored and know I ate enough.

I’m a weird case.

 

[ajgoal]

More modern defense:

Safety: Anthony Harris

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

So my entire life up until like two years ago I essentially wouldn’t be able to finish a meal because by the end my stomach would be tearing itself apart. I would also NEVER be like actually hungry. I’d eat but I’d never be hungry.

Since that changed two years ago... I am still rarely properly hungry but I also never fill my stomach. I just stop eating because I’m bored and know I ate enough.

I’m a weird case.

I'm the same, except that I am always hungry.

 

[ajgoal]

And offense

Tight End: Travis Kelce

@JojoTheWhale

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Motherf***er. I had Kelce written up. Give me a sec.

 

[ajgoal]

Motherf***er. I had Kelce written up. Give me a sec.

It was bound to happen.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Ok, this is probably earlier than I need to do this, but you don't take a chance on missing your boys. The true chess piece of the modern NFL, he can play Box Safety, Free Safety, Slot, and Outside Corner. He's arguably the best blitzing DB in the league. Anything you want, he can do it. S Derwin James

@CanadianFlyer88 Have another go.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

One of my favourite players of this generation to watch and seems like a super likeable guy who never complains about anything. WR Larry Fitzgerald.

The only knock on him, that I know of, is that he once said his kids were huge fans of Shane Doan and preferred to wear Doan blouses over football blouses of their father. That's poor parenting, folks.

Back to you, @Captain Dave Poulin!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Oooh. I actually have my two picks thought of. Don’t snipe me people.

 

[Lord Defect]

More vitriol towards Greene than literal murderers.

Already was pretty sure, but certainly this is confirmation that playing for a Pittsburgh based team is worse than being a literal murderer. Right, @Captain Dave Poulin?

I honestly think he hates him just over the coke commercial

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I need to protect my hero, and as a lifelong fan of the Oregon Ducks, I have to take this pancaker.

OT - Penei Sewell

@Beef Invictus make it homicidal.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I need to protect my hero, and as a lifelong fan of the Oregon Ducks, I have to take this pancaker.

OT - Penei Sewell

@Beef Invictus make it homicidal.

@Beef Invictus make that homicidal a double for me.

 

[Lord Defect]

If we pick a current player and and have a legend in the same position, and the current player retires, what happens?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If we pick a current player and and have a legend in the same position, and the current player retires, what happens?

An angel gets its wings.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

If we pick a current player and and have a legend in the same position, and the current player retires, what happens?

Are you aware that half of your roster needs to be current players and half past players? Just taking a look at who you’ve drafted so far.

 

[Lord Defect]

Are you aware that half of your roster needs to be current players and half past players? Just taking a look at who you’ve drafted so far.

Yup. Ty. Football is stupid but legends less so.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm taking a break from someone who commits homicide to take someone you'll often want to homicide. I am speaking, of course, about Prime Desean Jackson. (WR)

I'm on my phone so this will be limited. Everyone here knows him though. A man who can shatter defenses by stretching them to pieces. He may only have a couple catches a game, but those long bomb threats are enough that he sucks coverage too him and can open the field for every other receiver.

I'm gonna be honest. I don't want him on my team. But I do have him now, and there are few CBs in history who can match and cover a Prime and Healthy Jackson.

I present to you the time he had a return so terrible that it actually shattered a bulletproof ego and drove him to do a ton of charity work in apology.



Again, I'm not excited. But I've always loved the theory of Jackson and his impact. The one trick pony so good at his trick it's like finding a glitch play in a video game.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Young Sandwich

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I seriously hate you all. Penei followed up by Desean? Are you TRYING to kill me?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I seriously hate you all. Penei followed up by Desean? Are you TRYING to kill me?

Gee, I wonder what could have prompted this karma bomb. Oh, right.

The TBD TBD’s would like to send a shot across the bow and select a player that we know a certain someone loves...Quenton Nelson OG.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I seriously hate you all. Penei followed up by Desean? Are you TRYING to kill me?

Blame CF88

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I seriously hate you all. Penei followed up by Desean? Are you TRYING to kill me?

I mean, I literally atoadaso.