NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

[Hollywood Cannon]

I don't think you'll have to worry about anyone "unintentionally" drafting Ducks because, well...

 

[Lord Defect]

No he f***ing shouldn't.

Also, "Weapon X" isn't on the f***ing sheet, Einstein.

I’ll concede the first part, but why is my Brian Dawkins pick not allowed?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

No he f***ing shouldn't.

Also, "Weapon X" isn't on the f***ing sheet, Einstein.

Are you aware that that is Dawkins’ nickname?

 

[Lord Defect]

While we wait on clarification that mr tiger pants doesn’t know Dawkins nickname, I’ll be selecting the only primarily defensive player to win the Heismann.
1 time Super Bowl champ, 9 time pro bowl,
4 time first team all pro, 4 time second team all pro, fifth all time(tied) interceptions (65) leader, tied for the most career defensive touchdowns (13), and second all time interceptions returned for touchdowns (11).
Welcome on board HOF’er, Charles Woodson.
@Chuck Downie do what ya gotta do.

 

[Young Sandwich]

The TBD TBD’s would like to send a shot across the bow and select a player that we know a certain someone loves...Quenton Nelson OG.

and we will also select on the offensive line... Orlando Pace OT.

@Lord Defect you’re up again.

Quenton is my guy, that's a damn good pick. Absolute savage of a man.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Are you aware that that is Dawkins’ nickname?

Are you aware that he didn't give me a position, as usual?

 

[Lord Defect]

Are you aware that he didn't give me a position, as usual?

Be glad I gave you a name.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’ll concede the first part, but why is my Brian Dawkins pick not allowed?

It is allowed, but you have to tell me where to put him - you want him in flex? Tatum and Lott are absolutely safeties, there's no way around that, so I could put Dawkins in FLEX. I know his f***ing nickname.

 

[Lord Defect]

Sure. Flex him.
I see were being fascist in the football draft by not allowing players that have played other positions in the past to play there rather than the position they are most known for.
Fascist.

 

[Lord Defect]

I’m going to exclusively draft players that have played multiple positions and slot them into their lesser known role just to annoy you know.
Get ready to see [REDACTED] playing at [REDACTED] instead of [REDACTED], where he is one of the all time greats, or [REDACTED], playing [REDACTED], for one down in one frame, instead of his full time [REDACTED] position.

All I wanted was to draft someone, but he kept pushing sir.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’m going to exclusively draft players that have played multiple positions and slot them into their lesser known role just to annoy you know.
Get ready to see [REDACTED] playing at [REDACTED] instead of [REDACTED], where he is one of the all time greats, or [REDACTED], playing [REDACTED], for one down in one frame, instead of his full time [REDACTED] position.
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All I wanted was to draft someone, but he kept pushing sir.

Just be a normal f***ing human being for once.

 

[Lord Defect]

Just be a normal f***ing human being for once.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Unnamed football team selects OT John Heisman

John Heisman - Wikipedia

@Young Sandwich

 

[DancingPanther]

I can't load shit worth a shit. F***.

Speaking of shits @Hollywood Couturier

 

[Lord Defect]

What position is the defensive edge? Is that a defensive end? The defensive and offensive line positions throw me off.

 

[Young Sandwich]

We're going to dip into the trailer park pool right now and take the white trash wonder. This guy is a gamer, and arguably the best in the game currently. Top 2 for sure.

TE - George Kittle

C'mon @Beef Invictus, what are you waiting for?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I select TE Aaron Hernandez

Hernandez was good, highly talented, and had a promising start. More importantly, he is willing to murder, a fact CF88's roster may find interesting.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[ajgoal]

What position is the defensive edge? Is that a defensive end? The defensive and offensive line positions throw me off.

Plays on the outside, either at LB or on the line.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have done as well as you can to shut down one side of the field, and now I would like to do the same to the other. And I love NFL history, so I am going into the Way-Back Machine to select an icon.

• 1974 Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee
• Set NFL single-season record with 14 INT in rookie season, a record that still stands
• Also led NFL with 10 INT, 1954
• Ranks 4th in NFL history with 68 career INT, 6th with 1,207 INT return yards
• Known for gambling style on field and deadly open-field tackler
• Earned seven Pro Bowl selections
• First-team All-Pro three times
• Named to NFL All-Decade Team for 1950s
• Member of NFL's 75th Anniversary Team

"His technique was the foundation for textbook cornerback play as we know it. His bait-and-switch style would fool quarterbacks into thinking they had an open receiver, only to see him ready for the pass the second it was released. His combination of coverage skills and hard-hitting ability were and are still rare at the position."

CB - Dick "Night Train" Lane

@CanadianFlyer88

 

[Lord Defect]

Plays on the outside, either at LB or on the line.

I get that point, but what position(s) slot in there?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I get that point, but what position(s) slot in there?

You have two EDGE slots and two FLEX spots. You can put them there.

 

[ajgoal]

I get that point, but what position(s) slot in there?

DE, OLB. either or.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Well Beef is building the murder team.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Speaking of shits @Hollywood Couturier

No poops out this butt.