NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm a defensive guy. I don't know how you could avoid it being brought up on the 80s/90s Eagles.

The shutdown CB that shadows WR1 is a myth in the modern NFL. That is, except for CB Jalen Ramsey.

@CanadianFlyer88 Showtime.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

And back to legends for a cornerback, who I will only throw a photo of up so as to not completely spite out Cap:


CB: Rod Woodson

@JojoTheWhale

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I feel like this draft may be filled with nostalgia picks, Ohio State picks, or nostalgic Ohio State picks.

My next pick will undoubtedly bag multiple defensive player of the year awards. Ohio State and current Football Team legend, EDGE, Chase Young.

Over to you, @Captain Dave Poulin!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@CanadianFlyer88 that's an excellent pick.

It's time for me to grab the actual GOAT to anchor my O-Line, because I understand the importance of it. I'm taking a man who was the size of a medieval castle with inexplicable freak athleticism. A two-time champion. An All-Pro six straight years. Simply the best there ever was.

OG - Larry Allen

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

I feel like this draft may be filled with nostalgia picks, Ohio State picks, or nostalgic Ohio State picks.

My next pick will undoubtedly bag multiple defensive player of the year awards. Ohio State and current Football Team legend, EDGE, Chase Young.

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Over to you, @Captain Dave Poulin!

GONNA TAKE ME A f***ING MINUTE TO FIND A NEW PICK

 

[GKJ]

I came into this thread not realizing there's another draft going on and I was like whoa.

Also cutting me out of a football draft, how dare you

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm so goddamned mad. This might take a few hours because I have to get the kid and cram it with pizza and drive to Gettysburg.

I have two guys in mind already but I need to dig for a second.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I came into this thread not realizing there's another draft going on and I was like whoa.

Also cutting me out of a football draft, how dare you

I have told you repeatedly to put the bong down so you don't miss things like this - I posted it at least three times asking who wanted to do it.

 

[GKJ]

I have told you repeatedly to put the bong down so you don't miss things like this - I posted it at least three times asking who wanted to do it.

 

[DancingPanther]

GONNA TAKE ME A f***ING MINUTE TO FIND A NEW PICK

Calm down, beef. I don't like it when you're angry

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Beef Invictus there are no prohibitions against trades - I'm sure you could work something out with @CanadianFlyer88.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

GONNA TAKE ME A f***ING MINUTE TO FIND A NEW PICK

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I'm so goddamned mad. This might take a few hours because I have to get the kid and cram it with pizza and drive to Gettysburg.

I have two guys in mind already but I need to dig for a second.

When you start your draft with punters from the 1400s, you can't get upset when you get sniped.

 

[Beef Invictus]

When you start your draft with punters from the 1400s, you can't get upset when you get sniped.

I can and I will. You need to respect my process. This is disrespect.

You know what, just for this I'm tossing my other two players on the back burner and I'm drafting

OJ Simpson (RB)

No I'm not doing a writeup. Goon team assemble. See you on and off the field.

@Young Sandwich

 

[Beef Invictus]

Have you ever been so triggered you drafted OJ Simpson? I have.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I feel like this has turned out very well.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I'm knee deep in the river with cell service and just netted an absolute slob of a fish. Only one man can handle this amount of adrenaline. He allegedly killed a person, but he was unreal to watch play in his prime.

LB - Ray Lewis

@Chuck Downie

 

[JojoTheWhale]

A run on murderers. Well then.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm knee deep in the river with cell service and just netted an absolute slob of a fish. Only one man can handle this amount of adrenaline. He allegedly killed a person, but he was unreal to watch play in his prime.

LB - Ray Lewis

@Chuck Downie

This is really obnoxious, this was my next pick.

For reasons.

 

[Young Sandwich]

This is really obnoxious, this was my next pick.

For reasons.

Welcome to the world of mock draft sniping. It hurts sometimes.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

A run on murderers. Well then.

Plenty of questionable personalities to choose from, still.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm knee deep in the river with cell service and just netted an absolute slob of a fish. Only one man can handle this amount of adrenaline. He allegedly killed a person, but he was unreal to watch play in his prime.

LB - Ray Lewis

@Chuck Downie

Ochocinco (I think) has a hilarious story about a time he tried to lay a blindsided hit on Lewis. He ran full speed into him, hit him totally unaware, and the next thing he remembered was staring at the sky sucking air with teammates peeling him off the turf. He got to the sideline and his coach asked something like "what have you learned?"

 

[DancingPanther]

A run on murderers. Well then.

Murderers row, you could say

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Beef Invictus there are no prohibitions against trades - I'm sure you could work something out with @CanadianFlyer88.

The f*** is this?