NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm a defensive guy. I don't know how you could avoid it being brought up on the 80s/90s Eagles.

The shutdown CB that shadows WR1 is a myth in the modern NFL. That is, except for CB Jalen Ramsey.

@CanadianFlyer88 Showtime.

How dare you? I regret calling you a coward.

 

[Striiker]

Just wanted to quickly mention that I once caught a throw from John Elway.

OK bye.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The f*** is this?

Is there some kind of problem?

 

[Young Sandwich]

Ochocinco (I think) has a hilarious story about a time he tried to lay a blindsided hit on Lewis. He ran full speed into him, hit him totally unaware, and the next thing he remembered was staring at the sky sucking air with teammates peeling him off the turf. He got to the sideline and his coach asked something like "what have you learned?"

I'm nearly positive his body was chiseled from granite. Still trying to figure out a way to confirm.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The f*** is this?

Don't worry. Chase isn't going anywhere.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Wait, i have the first pick? Can I pick? Does anyone wanna trade for it? SO MUCH PRESSURE!

No trades. No Pressure. Love you. Please pick.

Is there some kind of problem?

yes.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

yes.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Luv u.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Just took down a 40 oz double porterhouse, AMA.

 

[DancingPanther]

Just took down a 40 oz double porterhouse, AMA.

1. How were the meat sweats?
2. How are the meat shits?

 

[Young Sandwich]

Just took down a 40 oz double porterhouse, AMA.

Are you dead? Did you die?

 

[DancingPanther]

Are you dead? Did you die?

He hasn't answered

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

1. How were the meat sweats?
2. How are the meat shits?

1. Didn’t perspire at all.
2. TBD

Are you dead? Did you die?

Not yet.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Next pick is kicker Justin Tucker

Justin Tucker Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

@Lord Defect

 

[DancingPanther]

Next pick is kicker Justin Tucker

Justin Tucker Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

@Lord Defect

What a voice he has. Shocking

 

[DancingPanther]

1. Didn’t perspire at all.
2. TBD



Not yet.

Keep me updated

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Keep me updated

Will do.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Next pick is kicker Justin Tucker

Justin Tucker Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

@Lord Defect

Man, there are some all time classic kicker personalities you could have gone with. Did not expect you to actually go for efficiency here.

 

[Lord Defect]

Ronnie should be slotted in at CB, and we’re taking someone that a bunch of you will probably hate me for. Weapon X, Brian Dawkins.

@Hollywood Couturier youre up

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The TBD TBD’s would like to send a shot across the bow and select a player that we know a certain someone loves...Quenton Nelson OG.

and we will also select on the offensive line... Orlando Pace OT.

@Lord Defect you’re up again.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Ronnie should be slotted in at CB, and we’re taking someone that a bunch of you will probably hate me for. Weapon X, Brian Dawkins.

@Hollywood Couturier youre up

No he f***ing shouldn't.

Also, "Weapon X" isn't on the f***ing sheet, Einstein.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The TBD TBD’s would like to send a shot across the bow and select a player that we know a certain someone loves...Quenton Nelson OG.

and we will also select on the offensive line... Orlando Pace OT.

@Lord Defect you’re up again.

I see you stealing my Buckeyes.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I see you stealing my Buckeyes.

Completely unintentionally. I may have to release Pace now after remembering that. Ohio State sucks.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can't load shit worth a shit. F***.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Completely unintentionally. I may have to release Pace now after remembering that. Ohio State sucks.

I don't think you'll have to worry about anyone "unintentionally" drafting Ducks because, well...