Skipped most of the movie and made it an interesting 15-20 minute better version than the 90+ minute slog that was transformers one. Celebrity voices killed it. Turning the franchise into a 12-14 year old level movie was a terrible choice. Terrible choices are what these movies excel at.
Expected a change from the bore of the last five + big budget nothings, got the same if not worse than the live-action.
Then I saw the credits, bay, spielberg, di ventura or who even cares... same old jokers just get another chance to destroy the franchise and make a joke of it.
How many times can they re-start the story before people stop paying money and precious time to these laughing all the way to the bank clowns.
ADD:
Just read your post. Yes, everything you said plus a lot more is wrong with it.
Voices alone ruined it.
These people love to ruin stuff.
I recently watched Transformers One.
Not really sure about the choices they made for the voice actors but the story itself, they adapted a lot of cool stuff from the IDW comics but then missed the mark for a lot more, they went far too goofy with the stuff and there’s more than enough comic books out there to adapt a great story line - War Within would have been the go to for me for the first movie.
It felt too clownish, they just went too much for the comedic stuff. I felt like Mario Bros nailed it with their adaptation for a video game vs this being a comic book. I don’t get why they were afraid to go a little darker like they should for this story, so many other movies for little ones that also aim at nostalgia for parents, figure out a better balance.