After years of media speak slop, I don't know why anyone concerns themselves with the "We're still gonna try and compete!" bullshit, man. You gotta be legally f***ing braindead to buy anything Dubas or Sullivan say in pressers. Just absolutely, objectively stupid.
This team had one final swing for a homerun with EK, it biffed (because of the coach they're so devoted to) and now they're gonna start parting things out and filling the roster with warm bodies on short term deals with acceptable cap hits. I dunno, I like it. But I've been waiting for this since the Isles series in 2021. At least, finally, they've picked a lane.
Pittsburgh Penguins Secure Marcus Pettersson with Long-Term Extension
PITTSBURGH, [Date] – The Pittsburgh Penguins are thrilled to announce the signing of defenseman Marcus Pettersson to a significant six-year contract extension, worth $6.5 million per year.
Pettersson, [age], has been a key component of the Penguins' defensive core since joining the team in [year]. Known for his steady presence on the blue line and ability to move the puck effectively, Pettersson has quickly become a cornerstone player for the organization.
"We are excited to have Marcus Pettersson remain a Penguin for the long term," said [General Manager/Team Executive]. "His contributions both on and off the ice have been invaluable, and we believe he will continue to play a pivotal role in our success moving forward."
Originally drafted by [Previous Team] in [Year], Pettersson has [number] seasons of NHL experience and has consistently demonstrated his reliability and defensive prowess throughout his career.
"I'm incredibly grateful to the Pittsburgh Penguins organization for their confidence in me," said Pettersson. "Pittsburgh feels like home, and I am committed to helping this team achieve its goals and compete at the highest level."
With this contract extension, the Penguins solidify their commitment to building a competitive roster for the future, with Pettersson playing a crucial part in their defensive strategy.
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About the Pittsburgh Penguins
The Pittsburgh Penguins are a professional ice hockey team based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Established in 1967, the Penguins have won multiple Stanley Cup championships and are known for their passionate fan base and commitment to excellence both on and off the ice.
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