Flyers new goal song

[Beef Invictus]

Y’all need a broken leg or some sort of injury to humble yourselves. Do better.

I'm always injured and in pain, can confirm it only raises rage not humility

Here I got you a country song

 

[Beef Invictus]

I feel so bad for your family. Or, if they’re anything like you, they’re just terrible and screw them. Either way tho.

Guys he's still taking this completely seriously

 

[GapToothedWonder]

I'm lying of course, after the last decade the goal song should be something ominous like Dies Irae.

In the ancient times when hockey was still a violent sport, Dies Iraq over some booming drums would have been amazing as a song for a really heavy hitting team to come onto the ice too haha.

Just have all your goons slow skate up and down the red line staring dudes down to that.

 

[Le Oranje]

I'm always injured and in pain, can confirm it only raises rage not humility

Here I got you a country song

The world would be such a better place if people like you and your scumbag family didn’t have internet access.

 

[dragonoffrost]

I never thought I'd see someone as bad enough to join Igor Silent along with the few there. But here we are.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

F***ing hell.

 

[GapToothedWonder]

I hate when people feel as though they have to have an opinion on *everything*. It’s abundantly clear from what he said that he either doesn’t care for music or has incredibly bad taste, so why attack people and speak in absolutes about something you’re not particularly knowledgeable about?

Tarzan Boy and Beer are objectively upbeat, fun songs. There is current, tangible evidence of Tarzan Boy being fun and easy to chant along with. Beer was played in one of the best sports movies ever made in BASEketball. They’re both excellent choices. FWIW my vote was Bro Hymn.

The "lol wut" meme flashed before my eyes like 5 times in a single post. That might even have math da roses beat.

Maybe lol wuts/60 words, is a better metric then raw lol wuts. Gotta take paragraph length into account.

 

[Le Oranje]

F***ing hell.

I like how y’all continue to enable that piece of human trash.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The world would be such a better place if people like you and your scumbag family didn’t have internet access.

Got one for you from noted racist *checks notes* Woody Guthrie? Wait, got that backwards. How did this come out in the 40s? He doesn't talk about his truck even once.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Beef Invictus]

I like how y’all continue to enable that piece of human trash.

Got some synth country for you

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I like how y’all continue to enable that piece of human trash.

If a piece of human trash is chucked in the trash, but no garbagemen come by on Tuesdays and Fridays to pick him up, has he really been thrown away?

 

[GapToothedWonder]

Okay, so your music taste is stuck in the 1950’s. Are you a racist, too? Do you still think women don’t deserve to work? Because if your music taste is that outdated, I can’t imagine what else you believe.

Would love to hear your top 5 bands oh wise one.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Got some synth country for you

That's f***ing terrible. I didn't listen to it - I just know.

 

[FLYguy3911]

This thread needs more Dua Lipa.

 

[Le Oranje]

Would love to hear your top 5 bands oh wise one.

Outkast are my favorite. I don’t do arbitrary lists.

 

[Beef Invictus]

That's f***ing terrible. I didn't listen to it - I just know.

All-time great song opener in there.

I'll be here with all the hitz if need be.

 

[Rebels57]

I also listen to jazz, so I must be deeply enthusiastic about cocaine.

I mean, you are tho

 

[Le Oranje]

Got some synth country for you

it’s gonna be so dope if I ever find out that you go bankrupt or you lost your house and possessions in a flood

I genuinely want you to fail in every aspect of life.

 

[dragonoffrost]

If a piece of human trash is chucked in the trash, but no garbagemen come by on Tuesdays and Fridays to pick him up, has he really been thrown away?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This thread needs more Dua Lipa.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

If a piece of human trash is chucked in the trash, but no garbagemen come by on Tuesdays and Fridays to pick him up, has he really been thrown away?

The world would be such a better place if people like you and your scumbag family chickens didn’t have internet access.

 

[Beef Invictus]

it’s gonna be so dope if I ever find out that you go bankrupt or you lost your house and possessions in a flood

Question: How much protein powder are you eating per day?

Got another goal song for consideration

 

[Rebels57]

For the record, anyone that has more than a mild passing interest in this may be mentally ill (sorry reb @Rebels57 )

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The world would be such a better place if people like you and your scumbag family chickens didn’t have internet access.

I didn't until about two weeks ago. It's all downhill from here.