Proposal: Enter your Trade Haikus

[PredsV82]

Never trade Weber?
Would not have thought possible
Subban? Holy ****!

 

[zombie kopitar]

I'd rather Larsson
not that Faulk is not decent
and I would not add

Faulk is much better
For I would trade quite a lot
Larsson is seemly

 

[JT Kreider]

Do you want Rick Nash?
Hell no, he is old and slow
His contract sucks too

 

[Nashville Transplant]

When all else has failed
And your best bet's Linden Vey
Start talking Yiddish

 

[McJesusSaves97]

A kid will lead them
Playoffs in the near future?
In Connor we trust...

 

[heilongjetsfan]

Scheifele Wheels Buff
Helle Connor Laine too
Parade down Portage

 

[heilongjetsfan]

A haiku has five,
And then seven syllables,
Then five again. See?

 

[Roboturner913]

Canes fans are "ruthless"
Have nerve to suggest their team
might not be dead last

 

[ShLou Foot]

Spring maple grows strong,
As Web feet freeze in the snow
Watch the mountain fall.....

 

[ziploc]

Sbisa is hot crap
Yet as Summer turns to Fall
He will get us Kane

 

[boredmale]

Need any player
Halak, Ryder and Second
Get's you what you want

 

[bloudy]

Subban's NOT for sale!
I made our team much better:
Shaw and Radulov!

 

[Goose of Reason]

Don't have to trade Cam
Better defense with Fowler
But wait, top 6 wing?

Gonna do a little free verse here but this is the best thread on HF

 

[earl grey]

jim benning the oaf
trader jim never says no
meat and potatoes

 

[McWeber]

Barrie for spare parts
pouliot yak and a first
i will keep dreaming

 

[DieByTheShield]

our team is garbo
gm gorton just sits there
and does not trade ****

 

[Draw Me a McElephant]

the sage wisdom held
in this virtual commons;
"because Oilerz, lol"

Should Hall fetch Larsson
Then logic would dictate thus
McDavid for Jones?

 

[CharlesHabsFan]

GM is sleeping.
Wait ! Subban for Shea Weber.
Eller for Shaw too.

Sign off Radulov
And a bunch of AHLers
Yet still no offense.

 

[LT]

Answer not Hamhuis
Shattenkirk grows wings today
Nuke flies to big river land

Shattenkirk traded
for Valeri Nichushkin?
I'm okay with this.

 

[CorgisPer60]

I want super stars
All I have is bag of pucks
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

 

[Maplebeasts]

One Bozak for sale
We'll toss in a used Holland
I don't expect much........

 

[Marksman]

Fire Bergevin.

Get rid of Michel Therrien.

Waive Desharnais.

 

[CanadianSniper]

This thread is cancer
Can summer please be over
God kill me now please

 

[48g90a138pts]

The Oilers need D
They way overpaid with Hall
Was worth it to win

Devils wanted goals
They gave up Adam Larsson
Big hole on backend

 

[Marksman]

Semin Zach and Flash.
They were last summers catch.
Radulov better.

Eller and second.
That is what we proposed.
Next trade bait is?