Proposal: Enter your Trade Haikus

[Josepho]

elite gypsy jim
ready to fleece some more men
watch the **** out yo

 

[PatrikOverAuston]

Picked first, 2010.
Last place, again and again.
Plays hard 'til the end.

'16, flip the switch.
New home, new team, this is it.
LOL, bye *****.

 

[zar]

H F is crazy
Posters are blinded homers
Argue like children

 

[me2]

One Bozak for sale
We'll toss in a used Holland
I don't expect much........

One Bozak for sale
Hope like the sweet summer sun
Dark winter nights come

 

[The Bad Seed*]

Matthews is a Leaf
Now he is overrated
such is hf boards

 

[GrafSk8r12]

Detroit needs defense
Ken Holland is a jackass
Goodbye playoff streak

 

[Liferleafer]

Haikus are real bad
Leafs will draft real high again
Punch a dumb hippie

 

[orby]

What is "no trade clause?"
What is the salary cap?
Ovi for Crosby

 

[Bumpus]

Crosby is a god
It don't matter what you do
Penguins will repeat

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Rongos pls stop suck
A V is deranged psycho
Gorts must do the deals

 

[BernieParent]

Free agent frenzy
Players receive huge contracts
GMs soon regret

 

[Shootertooter]

Nope. Read it again.

Ev er y sin gle day =6

 

[SLAPSHOT723]

Please take Josh Bailey
Away from my team right now
He's just so bad ugh

 

[Shootertooter]

Please take Josh Bailey
Away from my team right now
He's just so bad ugh

Straight up for Dan G?

I think we can make this work

But no retention

 

[JT Kreider]

We all want some trades
But the reality is
They have no value

(For the trade Staal, Girardi and maybe even Nash posters)

 

[orby]

Ev er y sin gle day =6

Dunno where you're from but it's common for people with many different accents to just pronounce "every" with 2 syllables ("EV-ree")

 

[Hurricane Hugo]

Fans hate lack of news
So Bob Murray thinks real hard:
"I'll sign Nate Guenin!"

 

[OmNomNom]

kyle's home for 5
taylor hall is taylor ham
party time, devils

 

[MattMartin]

Martin to TO
Okposo to Buffalo
Nielsen to Detroit

And there is your winner!

 

[MortUWary]

My favorite trade:
Ryder, Halak and a 2.
Good times, HFboards.

 

[Viqsi]

bad proposal made
ill-conceived counters follow
bitterness ensues

unrecognized names
basic research is lacking
conclusion: "they suck"

often overlooked
something that players are not:
fungible assets

surprise trade revealed
horror, disgust, denial
moderators swamped

summertime arrives
enduring the offseason
soon: gimmicky threads

 

[goonybird]

Oilers Devils trade
"Larsson is not worth Hopkins"
Taylor Hall is gone

 

[JT Kreider]

Stars should trade for Hank
Then we can start rebuilding
And he can get his

[MOD]

 

[Konami McDavid]

ten years a hot mess
without ANOTHER bad trade
get scoring defense

 

[Legionnaire11]

Pancakes for Penner
And waffles for Jokinen
But Bruce likes Chicken