Proposal: Enter your Trade Haikus

[Kobe Armstrong]

Habs need character,
Must commit to grind, speak French
Subban for Weber?????

 

[HoffmanIsGod68]

**** Eugene Melnyk
****ing cheap dumbass *****
Re-sign Hoffman Please

 

[Gunnar Staal]

Hamhuis will not leave
Oh wait we got Gudbrandson
He can piss off now

 

[ziploc]

For the love of God
Stop pissing away draft picks
Signed: Vancouver fans

 

[COHawk]

Hawks signed B. Campbell
Even though Bowman is done
I am still happy

See ya Andrew Shaw
Bye bye Teuvo and Bickell
Hi Jordan Tootoo

 

[Liferleafer]

Phil Kessel is junk
Ha Ha Leafs Pens robbed you blind
Phil likes good hot dogs

 

[Esq]

Avs trading Barrie?
No, filed for arbitration.
Now, we sit and wait.

 

[Lindberg Cheese]

Phil Kessel is junk
Ha Ha Leafs Pens robbed you blind
Phil likes good hot dogs

Fat guy plays ping pong
Bromance with Dion gone, gone
Buy better haircut

 

[regulahbread]

Swedish polar bear
There's no way he gets traded
Oh ****, Taylor Hall

 

[Lindberg Cheese]

Avs trading Barrie?
No, filed for arbitration.
Now, we sit and wait.

Oilers offer sheet
Need 1st pair over Larsson
Roy bangs on glass

 

[Lindberg Cheese]

Pancakes for Penner
And waffles for Jokinen
But Bruce likes Chicken

Brilliant

 

[Zrhutch]

Hi there Tampa Bolts
We really want Ben bishop
Please give him to us

 

[Figgy44]

Oilers sign Lucic
The Battle of Alberta
A bit nastier

Connor McDavid
Is totally friends with our
Samuel Bennett

 

[Childish Gamsteeno]

Phil Kessel you know
Nice guy, trys hard, loves the game
Suck it Steve Simmons

 

[jetsforever]

Subban got traded!
But please stop the Trouba props;
We're not Montreal.

 

[nikolai19]

Can't trade Dustin Brown
That's too bad
Maybe for puck bag

 

[Kanneda]

We need P M D,
Clendening and Paliotta?
Come on Gorton please

 

[ziploc]

We need P M D,
Clendening and Paliotta?
Come on Gorton please

Sbisa can be yours
For the low low price of zilch
Blessings to New York

 

[McJesusSaves97]

Lander is garbage
We will give you Fayne for free
Send over Barrie...

 

[McJesusSaves97]

Taylor Hall is gone
We traded him for a song
Chiarelli you bum

 

[Kanneda]

Sbisa can be yours
For the low low price of zilch
Blessings to New York

Sbisa for Staal,
To me sounds pretty rad
We won't retain half

 

[GarfSnowed]

We lost three players
But got Chimera and Ladd
Why can't y'all be glad

 

[McJesusSaves97]

Lucic is a beast
Try to push him out the crease
Ebs for right hand D....*drops mic*

 

[SLAPSHOT723]

Straight up for Dan G?

I think we can make this work

But no retention

There's no way in hell
Please don't bring it up again
Let's Go Islanders

 

[UnderratedBrooks44]

Weber is still good
Is he much worse than PK?
No just different