Proposal: Enter your Trade Haikus

[Lempo]

I want super stars
All I have is bag of pucks
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Don't flaunt out the bag
For some tradees it's so fetch
You'd get keep the pucks

 

[Lempo]

Subban for Weber
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Vince McMahon called
trademark infringement over
Montreal screwjob

 

[Hurricane Hugo]

Fowler is still here
But at least we got Bernier
Our problems are solved!

 

[Burt Reynolds]

Subban for Weber
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

A haiku this aint
Try again for the laughter
Actually dont.

 

[57special]

Five top four D
We really need a C
Eric Staal seems old.

 

[JT Kreider]

Five top four D
We really need a C
Eric Staal seems old.

Staal is not that bad
AV did not use him right
Like every Ranger

Stepan for Dumba
You will have to add something
Please wake up Gorton

Then we can trade Klein
He will bring in young players
I'd like Khaira or Bear

 

[57special]

Staal is not that bad
AV did not use him right
Like every Ranger

Stepan for Dumba
You will have to add something
Please wake up Gorton

Then we can trade Klein
He will bring in young players
I'd like Khaira or Bear

I'm changing my mind
On this whole Stepan thing
It's time to deal.

 

[57special]

Dumba for RNH
Turned down by Fletcher
How can this be?