Injury Report: Community Injury Thread

[The Old Master]

No, @The Old Master, I had no f***ing idea that was a thing!!! Only been watching since 1993! Year #28!

This board is irritating as f***. There's zero respect.

easy, you were acting like all hex had to do was snap his fingers and a "good" trade would happen. all I'm doing is pointing out that's not that easy. and you who has been watching hockey for that long should know better.

 

[no cup no fiesta]

That’s what, 7 out of 8 years missing 15-25 games? Hope Geno re-signs but I’d want him to take a bit of a cut due to his inability to stay healthy.

When you miss days at work due to illness do you think your boss should offer you less next time you go in for a review? Asking someone to take a pay cut for something completely out of their control is about as unemphatic as one could get

 

[ChaosAgent]

When you miss days at work due to illness do you think your boss should offer you less next time you go in for a review? Asking someone to take a pay cut for something completely out of their control is about as unemphatic as one could get

If I missed 25% of my work year...yes.

 

[Pittsburgh1776]

If I missed 25% of my work year...yes.

Silliness.

 

[ChaosAgent]

When you miss days at work due to illness do you think your boss should offer you less next time you go in for a review? Asking someone to take a pay cut for something completely out of their control is about as unemphatic as one could get

Also way to equate like, the real social debates about maternity leave for people making $60K a year versus athletes making $9,500K a year.

 

[Ryder71]

The plethora of deals being made this season underlines how salient this point is!

Oh... wait...

It’s easy to suggest that a deal should be made. I agree it should... our team needs some help. But there does not seem to be much in the way of a market. You also don’t want to pay dollars for pennies.

What MUST happen is to check if we can conceivably get help from within, and with what our 4th liners have done, you gotta test-drive Zohorna and Bellerive, stat.

There aren't a lot of deals, this is true, but that doesn't mean a deal can't be had. There are many players for down and out teams on expiring contracts. And to be clear I'm not talking about high end caliber players. While it might not be as easy to make a deal under current circumstances, I don't see it as and overly cumbersome problem either.

I don't think acquiring a quality depth forward or two is asking much. Pandemic or otherwise. And as I mentioned previously, I don't necessarily subscribe to the theory that answers can be had from within the farm system.

 

[McGroarty2]

Did Pettersson get hurt? I see he only had 12 mins.

 

[ChaosAgent]

Did Pettersson get hurt? I see he only had 12 mins.

He got freaking blown up on a hit, as only Petts can, late in the second-early in the third.

Come to think of it, maybe that did injure him.

 

[McGroarty2]

He got freaking blown up on a hit, as only Petts can, late in the second-early in the third.

Come to think of it, maybe that did injure him.

Thanks. I must have missed it.

 

[BeatenLikeRentedMule]

Right, because going knee on knee with a 6ft 6 230lb player who was frankly leading with his knee is definitely a sign that Malkin can’t stay healthy and should take a pay cut. Hockey is a dangerous game and injuries happen. He won’t be taking any pay cut for that.

You don't see Ovechkin missing over 20 games a season almost every season.

 

[EightyOne]

You don't see Ovechkin missing over 20 games a season almost every season.

 

[Jacob]

You don't see Ovechkin missing over 20 games a season almost every season.

You’re right we should sign him instead.

 

[Gurglesons]

You’re right we should sign him instead.

I’d dig it for the sheer hilarity.

 

[EightyOne]

I’d dig it for the sheer hilarity.

warmups
game 1

ACL, MCL explosion, tibia break, Lyme disease...boom...

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

You’re right we should sign him instead.

I'd be all for that for no other reason than we'd finally have a one time threat on the left side on the PP.

Or a shooting threat, period.

 

[HandshakeLine]

warmups
game 1

ACL, MCL explosion, tibia break, Lyme disease...boom...

Or more probably, get popped for pissing hot.

 

[EightyOne]

Or more probably, get popped for pissing hot.

 

[Evgeny Oliker]

Any update on Blueger?

how long is he out for?

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Any update on Blueger?

how long is he out for?

"Longer term"

That is literally what Sully said.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

"Longer term"

That is literally what Sully said.

Sullivan is such a dick, to be honest. I hate how vague this team is with injuries.

 

[Allie Kitsune]

warmups
game 1

ACL, MCL explosion, tibia break, Lyme disease...boom...

Somehow, he'd contract Dengue Fever. And also develop immediate-onset Osteoporosis.

 

[Fogel]

Tanev on, McCann off

PLAYER	TYPE OF INJURY	DURATION	STATUS	UPDATED
Jason Zucker	LBI 2/23	"longer term"	Skated with skills coach 3/24	3/24/21
Mark Friedman	UBI 3/4	day to day	Full contact in practice 3/19, "making progress"	3/19/21
Evgeni Malkin	LBI 3/16	week to week	Placed on IR retro 3/16, "He's in the process of his rehab. He has not gone on the ice yet."	3/24/21
Teddy Blueger	UBI 3/16	"longer term"	Placed on IR retro 3/15	3/18/21
Brandon Tanev	UBI 3/20	day to day	Out for 3/24 game, skated with skills coach 3/24	3/24/21

[TBODY]


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[Sidney the Kidney]

What the hell even happened to Tanev?

 

[Pens x]

Sully after he sees he can start all of his misfits tonight:

 

[Mr. T]

Sullivan is such a dick, to be honest. I hate how vague this team is with injuries.

Evergreen clip for this team.