Dubas is 37. Chevy is 53.
Fire Chevy, hire Dubas, Jets would have their GM for the next 30 years.
30 years of launching water bottles
Years 1-10 will start off with dasini and aquafina, thrown in random fashion (straight throws, lob balls, alley-oop’s) towards either the floor, ceiling, or one of the 3 walls
years 11-20 will progress to smart water and fiji but switch to kirkland for every playoff victory and water pulled straight from the red river/assiniboine at the forks for every play off loss, preferably near that toilet that is from the restaurant on the bridge
the perrier/any sparkling water brand will come out only when the jets hoist the cup
Years 21-30 he will cool off as he switches exclusively to “golden water” crown royal and reserves launching the bottle for #1 overall draft pick selections who he will dedicate 1/4 of cap space for