2022/23 Roster Thread XIII: Where the 13th Floor Has Been Located

[Flyerfan4life]

Guess this is the attempt to get Anisimov a contract.

imagine dumping one dog to make room for a different old dog.

yah that will fix this mess right up...

 

[flyersnorth]

HAHAHAHA forget firing this guy, he needs to be in prison


please give me credit instead of charlie

Completely delusional.

 

[Fight4yourRight]

HAHAHAHA forget firing this guy, he needs to be in prison


please give me credit instead of charlie

He is worse than a cancer. He is basically the ALS of GMs.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

Completely delusional.

loss 10.. win 1..

ok now we back on track... SC here we come right Flutch..

lol...

#sellthef***ingfranchise

 

[FLYguy3911]

HAHAHAHA forget firing this guy, he needs to be in prison

Quotes from a man that has no answers and is only clinging on to false hopes and dreams.

Yes they are 5 points out. They are also 5 points out of the basement in the Eastern conference.

While 5 points doesn't seem like much at face value, at this point in the season, the Flyers are projected to finish 18 points out of the second wild card...and that includes their "hot" start.

 

[ponder719]

Chuck Fletcher is what happens if you hook up a 3D printer to DALL-E and fill it full of mayonnaise.

 

[ajgoal]

 

[BernieParent]

HAHAHAHA forget firing this guy, he needs to be in prison


please give me credit instead of charlie

"Moving forward, and possibly sideways but not backwards, unless necessary, we aim to be much more competitive, hard to play against, and dedicated to playing the right way despite the injuries and COVID through a passive-aggressive retoolinization of our key players while giving increasing ice time to our youngsters whom we want to evaluate in small nonsequential samples to ensure that we identify and possibly set up the foundation of our current and future roster, here and in Lehigh Valley, with a view to acquiring top talent, improving our depth, and controlling our resources, all the while appropriately managing our cap situation -- and did I mention that Ryan Ellis won't be playing this year? -- to the degree that we still have a blank check for an immediate return to competitiveness and yet being agile in getting and maintaining flexibility in our cap and contract number but not at the expense of failing to deliver the same rugged and hard-working roster that this great fanbase has come to expect over the decades or losing our focus on constantly and incrementally, unless the right deal falls into place that doesn't require me moving JvR's contract or anything that difficult, building towards being a top team to compete for the Stanley Cup in the near future or long term."

 

[landsbergfan]

how could this day get any worse

 

[Fight4yourRight]

everything this organization does, doesn’t make sense.

 

[Don Nachbaur 26]

how could this day get any worse

No idea who this person is.

 

[freakydallas13]

Lmao the entire bellows situation, this team is a rudderless boat and sinking fast.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

No idea who this person is.

chucks neice from Minn.

 

[VladDrag]

HAHAHAHA forget firing this guy, he needs to be in prison

This team has zero direction and no hope with this guy at the helm. Torts talking about building a foundation, effectively rebuilding this team, while his GM is talking about walking through purgatory eternally... oh and by the way this was on the same day.

Give Torts credit - he knows this team is f***ed, and doesn't have any skill. He just doesn't extract the most offense out of his teams.

 

[BiggE]

At this point, I’m just praying a small asteroid slams into the Flyers front office. I apologize in advance for the massive collateral damage, but it’s really our only hope.

how could this day get any worse

Narrator: it will get worse, it always gets worse.

#maximumpain
#endlesssuffering
#hockeyisstupid

 

[Redpath]

HAHAHAHA forget firing this guy, he needs to be in prison


please give me credit instead of charlie

The worrying part is less so Fletcher’s terrible spin, who of course will try to save face, but rather if Dave Scott actually believes this.

 

[Striiker]

HAHAHAHA forget firing this guy, he needs to be in prison

bUt ThEyRe rEbUiLdInG

 

[Magua]

This team has zero direction and no hope with this guy at the helm. Torts talking about building a foundation, effectively rebuilding this team, while his GM is talking about walking through purgatory eternally... oh and by the way this was on the same day.

Give Torts credit - he knows this team is f***ed, and doesn't have any skill. He just doesn't extract the most offense out of his teams.

Say what you want, but he’ll always do what’s right for the team. I was smirking at him waxing poetic about how much better this 10 game losing streak feels than the last. Holy moly what a loser.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Say what you want, but he’ll always do what’s right for the team. I was smirking at him waxing poetic about how much better this 10 game losing streak feels than the last. Holy moly what a loser.

That last quote.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Chuck Fletcher is what happens if you hook up a 3D printer to DALL-E and fill it full of mayonnaise.

AI Prompt: Boring Mediocre

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

They love tossing out the “but it’s different than before” nonsense when explaining away the same garbage results.

Chuck Fletcher is just a loser. He has no balls. There’s no way getting around it. He’s not cut out for any competitive industry. He should just be a greeter at Walmart.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Lmao the entire bellows situation, this team is a rudderless boat and sinking fast.

Imagine trying to pretend this team is following a logical and thought-out plan.

 

[landsbergfan]

No idea who this person is.

I know it's not Taryn!

 

[wasup]

Serious answer now that I've bothered to see a calendar, could be that the 24th and 25th are both on the weekend and they get Thurs/Fri off for observance. So yeah probably Canadian holiday. No clue what US Federal observance is this year, as that tends to set the trend here.

Edit: Currently Fed observance is Monday 12/26, but don't be shocked if Friday gets added too.

Edit 2: Looks like Canadian observed dates for Christmas and Boxing Day are the 26th and 27th so I no longer know what's going on here

Don't worry , we have no clue up here either most of the time so we just go with the flow .

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

HAHAHAHA forget firing this guy, he needs to be in prison


please give me credit instead of charlie

That was gonna be in response to @FLYguy3911 about clearing a spot for AA. Leave it to Chuckles to steal the show, though.

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