2021 Roster Thread XIX - Who's In Net

[Beef Invictus]

This would be certain suicide because my esophagus is pathetically small. Death by cucumber, I guess

A spoonful of malt vinegar helps the cuke go down

 

[TheKingPin]

Duncan Kieth has asked go out west.

Bring in Jones!

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Lake of Fire, Oh Me, and Plateau are original Meat Puppets songs.

 

[BritainStix]

All of the women I've known who claim to be vegetarian pig out on beef when drunk.

But which canadian team do they support

 

[Beef Invictus]

All of the women I've known who claim to be vegetarian pig out on beef when drunk.

We need to go out drinking with these women. I'll bring the malt vinegar

 

[FlyerNutter]

We need to go out drinking with these women. I'll bring the malt vinegar

I will not accept this rose.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

"The Meatles" would be a good band name

They could open up for The Meat Puppets. That is if they are still a thing

 

[FlyerNutter]

Lake of Fire, Oh Me, and Plateau are original Meat Puppets songs.

Veggie tales will always be above some kind of meat puppet.

 

[Rebels57]

I can't even call myself a "fan" of this band because I don't know much about them, but I've always really liked this song. It came out back during my days in the Army and I associate it with that time in my life, so there is a nostalgia factor involved.

I'm a huge fan. Huevos is one of my favorite albums of the 80s!



Kurt Cobain was also a big fan and mentioned their 80s albums as an influence on Nirvana.

 

[BobbyClarkeFan16]

So Schmuck is thinking of moving Farabee in a package for Jones? Is that what Shill Meltzer is advocating for?

 

[Rebels57]

So Schmuck is thinking of moving Farabee in a package for Jones? Is that what Shill Meltzer is advocating for?

Meltzer braindead speculation

I dont think even Chuck is that stupid

 

[Ghosts Beer]

But which canadian team do they support

The one with the most Canadian Bacon.

 

[phil162888]

Meltzer braindead speculation

I dont think even Chuck is that stupid

Lets hope not

 

[Striiker]

Fletcher is definitely stupid enough to do that.

Look at who he hired.
Look at his actions since coming here.
Look at his interviews since the season ended.

We just have to hope Columbus saves us. They’re our only hope.

 

[Rich Nixon]

All of the women I've known who claim to be vegetarian pig out on beef when drunk.

f***en hot

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

So Schmuck is thinking of moving Farabee in a package for Jones? Is that what Shill Meltzer is advocating for?

according to who? No one reliable

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

So are we going by if it’s on the internet it must be true idea?

 

[Curufinwe]

Erik Karlsson with one year left on his contract was traded for


Dylan DeMelo · $900,000
Chris Tierney · $2,937,500
Rūdolfs Balcers · $0 (AHL/JR)
Joshua Norris · $0 (Signing Rights)
2020 conditional 1st round pick* (SJS - #3 - Tim Stützle)
2021 conditional 2nd round pick** (SJS - #39)
2019 conditional 2nd round pick*** (FLA - #44 - Jamieson Rees)


*Conditions: Ottawa receives Sharks 2019 1st round pick if Sharks do not make the playoffs. If Sharks make the playoffs, Ottawa receives Sharks 2020 1st.
*Result: Sharks made the 2019 playoffs, Ottawa receives Sharks 2020 1st round pick
**Conditions: Sens receive Sharks 2021 2nd round pick if Karlsson is re-signed. The selection upgrades to a 2021 1st if Sharks reach the Stanley Cup final in 2019.
**Result: Sharks re-signed Karlsson but did not advance to the Stanley Cup final. Ottawa receives Sharks 2021 2nd round pick.
***Conditions: 2019 2nd round pick is the higher of the two picks the Sharks currently own: Panthers and their own.
***Result: Ottawa will receive Panthers 2019 2nd round pick.

 

[CutOnDime97]

So are we going by if it’s on the internet it must be true idea?

Not just 'on the internet'. It was said by one of the greatest hockey minds of our generation. The guy that writes for Hockeybuzz.com

 

[Prongo]

Keith going to Edmonton makes too much sense. Can’t see him wanting to go to Seattle. Calgary is about to change that team up. Vancouver is just a shit show. Edmonton is a “contender” which makes me think they are the ones targeting him.

 

[Blackhawkswincup]

Hawks can also retain on Keith to maximize value

Of course some Oiler fans believe Hawks need to provide a 1st + prospect to move Keith to Edmonton

LOL ,, Hawks would let Keith stay at home for 2 years over that nonsense especially since he makes peanuts now on that contract

Its sad that Keith is on way out but I always figured he would be one to go out of final big 3 because of his age and family situation

Also its terrifying that Hawks are looking to bring in Jones or Hamilton (I do not want either)

Your GM can have Jones

 

[Rebels57]

Erik Karlsson with one year left on his contract was traded for


Dylan DeMelo · $900,000
Chris Tierney · $2,937,500
Rūdolfs Balcers · $0 (AHL/JR)
Joshua Norris · $0 (Signing Rights)
2020 conditional 1st round pick* (SJS - #3 - Tim Stützle)
2021 conditional 2nd round pick** (SJS - #39)
2019 conditional 2nd round pick*** (FLA - #44 - Jamieson Rees)


*Conditions: Ottawa receives Sharks 2019 1st round pick if Sharks do not make the playoffs. If Sharks make the playoffs, Ottawa receives Sharks 2020 1st.
*Result: Sharks made the 2019 playoffs, Ottawa receives Sharks 2020 1st round pick
**Conditions: Sens receive Sharks 2021 2nd round pick if Karlsson is re-signed. The selection upgrades to a 2021 1st if Sharks reach the Stanley Cup final in 2019.
**Result: Sharks re-signed Karlsson but did not advance to the Stanley Cup final. Ottawa receives Sharks 2021 2nd round pick.
***Conditions: 2019 2nd round pick is the higher of the two picks the Sharks currently own: Panthers and their own.
***Result: Ottawa will receive Panthers 2019 2nd round pick.

Stutzle is a stud and Norris looks like a legit middle 6 C already. Tierney only has 1 year left so they'll probably get a 2nd or 3rd for him at the deadline. They already flipped DeMelo to Winnipeg for their 2020 3rd (Leevi Merilainen Hockey Stats and Profile at hockeydb.com)

 

[FLYguy3911]

Stutzle wasn't really part of the return. That was a miscalculation by SJ.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Stutzle wasn't really part of the return. That was a miscalculation by SJ.

Ottawa let Balcers go on waivers who got claimed back by San Jose. Not that he’s a world beater or anything but he’s pretty solid cheap/youngish bottom sixer.

 

[Tripod]

Keith going to Edmonton makes too much sense. Can’t see him wanting to go to Seattle. Calgary is about to change that team up. Vancouver is just a shit show. Edmonton is a “contender” which makes me think they are the ones targeting him.

Maybe the news is bad on Klefbom coming back...so want Keith as a 2nd pairing D behind Nurse