Even Ovie doesn't get the full two minutes on the PP and he's the closest one to that arguably the best PP player ever. Draisiatl and McDavid get about 80% of the PP time. I like Kaliyev a lot but he's not even in the same stratosphere as those guys.
We are sitting at 17% PP which includes lot's of lucky bounces
At this point we might as well use one of the arena's hot dog salesmen.
It can't get much worse