GDT: 2021-22 season game 25 LA Kings vs Dallas Stars @7:30 12/9/21

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JAD does everything Lizotte does, but better
I was hoping that Lizotte would blossom in to a super solid third line center and I could secretly build a fan club with a dance routine with a troup of female midgets called "LizTottes" who did a touchdown like dance every time he scored. We would be the envy of the league.
But no. He had to suck.

I guess with JAD this our chance to alter the classic Naughty by Nature song to fill our own perverse needs.

You down with JAD?
Yeah you know me!!!
 
So, I was going to make a comment about this years Kings empty calorie shot totals being reminiscent of the last Sutter season, but I guess my memory was completely wrong. The last Sutter year had the Kings 4th in HDCF% and 8th in SCF%, while being 1st in SF%. Meanwhile this years team is 18th in HDCF% and 16th in SCF%, while being 6th in SF%. For some reason my memory of the post cup Sutter years was meaningless shot padding, but this season is the actual definition of that.
 
Snoop is like Jason in the Friday the 13th movies. Just when you think you are safe, he is back again and you are trapped.

Might as well do some audio editing in Jason's clips with snoopdogs voice saying corny shit as he is killing people.
 
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