2020/21 Roster Thread

[Striiker]

You guys have weak digestive systems and faulty taste buds.

Shame on you all.

 

[TB87]

CGC is my go to as well

The taco made of magic

 

[ajgoal]

The taco made of magic

Ever get one made with the doritos shell?

 

[Striiker]

Cheesy Gordita crunch is where it’s at.

I prefer making homemade tacos but Taco Bell isn’t bad.

CGC is my go to as well

The chicken cheesy gordita crunch is the best thing on the menu.

 

[TB87]

Ever get one made with the doritos shell?

Yes and it was heavenly

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[Beef Invictus]

I just want to know if any of the people trashing OG go to Taco Bell?

Taco Bell is just an elaborate way of eating gut-shredding laxatives.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Ever get one made with the doritos shell?

When I first heard about that, I thought it was probably the second greatest invention ever, behind only air conditioning and just ahead of stuffed crust pizza. But they don't taste enough like Doritos. I'd still inhale the motherf***ers, don't get me wrong - despite the snooty f***ers on here with their snooty attitudes, it's pretty hard to get Mexican food wrong enough to keep me from eating it - but those could be better. Still a genius idea.

 

[FLYguy3911]

I feel bad for your butthole if you're eating Taco Bell, Cap.

It’s called a cleanse.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Taco Bell is just an elaborate way of eating gut-shredding laxatives.

When you snooty guys get hammered and need to pound some food, does your pinky still stick out at a jaunty angle, or does it start to droop?

 

[Beef Invictus]

When you snooty guys get hammered and need to pound some food, does your pinky still stick out at a jaunty angle, or does it start to droop?

I eat a bag of shredded cheese like a dignified adult.

 

[TB87]

The chicken cheesy gordita crunch is the best thing on the menu.

haven’t had the Chicken one. Will put that on my list of things to buy at Taco Bell....when I decide to get fast food again

 

[JojoTheWhale]

The only salad i had that has been better was Bertolini’s in KoP. But that has been out of business for a while

Talula's Daily or Farmer's Keep. Talula's has a Tempeh salad with edamame that's absurdly good. Kalaya is very good too, but not your normal salads.

For chains, people are obsessed with HipCityVeg and HoneyGrow.

 

[Striiker]

Am I the only person who doesn't get wrecked by Taco Bell? Maybe it's a youth vs elderly thing.

haven’t had the Chicken one. Will put that on my list of things to buy at Taco Bell....when I decide to get fast food again

I just personally like the chicken better than the beef in general, so anything I get from TB is always chicken.

The shredded chicken is also great. Highly recommend either.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Talula's Daily or Farmer's Keep. Talula's has a Tempeh salad with edamame that's absurdly good. Kalaya is very good too, but not your normal salads.

For chains, people are obsessed with HipCityVeg and HoneyGrow.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Am I the only person who doesn't get wrecked by Taco Bell? Maybe it's a youth vs elderly thing.

I haven't had it in ~20 years, but it destroyed me even then. It's swill gone solid.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Am I the only person who doesn't get wrecked by Taco Bell? Maybe it's a youth vs elderly thing.

That's not it. No one in my group of friends ever got sick from it, even after eating it following choking down obscene amounts of alcohol. We're just real men.

 

[WolfOfBroadStreet14]

Couple of 1/2 pound cheesy potato burritos with extra sour cream from Taco Bell used to have me on the toilet in minutes back in the day. Good times.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

You guys have weak digestive systems and faulty taste buds.

Shame on you all.

Striiker calling out weak digestive systems. Hmmm.

 

[Beef Invictus]

That's not it. No one in my group of friends ever got sick from it, even after eating it following choking down obscene amounts of alcohol. We're just real men.

You and your friends live in a rail yard surrounded by hobos stabbing each other. I presume none of you need tetanus shots either, because you've built up a natural resistance to lockjaw.

Your latest internet speeds confirm this. Those speeds can only be achieved if you're running wireless by using a train rail as an antenna, transmitted to your computer by wrapping a bare copper wire around the rail and then jamming the frayed end into an ethernet port. You've been found out.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You and your friends live in a rail yard surrounded by hobos stabbing each other. I presume none of you need tetanus shots either, because you've built up a natural resistance to lockjaw.

Your latest internet speeds confirm this. Those speeds can only be achieved if you're running wireless by using a train rail as an antenna, transmitted to your computer by wrapping a bare copper wire around the rail and then jamming the frayed end into an ethernet port.

You're not wrong.

 

[Striiker]

I haven't had it in ~20 years, but it destroyed me even then. It's swill gone solid.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I will give the OG enthusiasts this: I rank them above Taco Bell enthusiasts in the Food Consumer Hierarchy

1. Steak Eaters
2. Pizza Eaters

.....

527. People who feed iguanas habaneros and then feast upon the eruptions
528. Olive Gardeners
529. Taco Bellers

....

10,742. Golden Corrallers

 

[Striiker]

Striiker calling out weak digestive systems. Hmmm.

I'm like a puppy. When something exciting is going on I have to go potty, which often causes me to miss the exciting thing I was waiting for.

Taco Bell doesn't phase me. Honestly, if anything, I've had some sus post-meal reactions with Chipotle.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm like a puppy. When something exciting is going on I have to go potty, which often causes me to miss the exciting thing I was waiting for.

Taco Bell doesn't phase me. Honestly, if anything, I've had some sus post-meal reactions with Chipotle.

Not being phased by Taco Bell is like the Zulu warriors of old who could run 20 miles a day on rock barefoot. I shudder to think about what you've done to turn the inside of your intestines into a horn-like material.