2020/21 Roster Thread

[CapnZin]

I'm like a puppy. When something exciting is going on I have to go potty, which often causes me to miss the exciting thing I was waiting for.

Taco Bell doesn't phase me. Honestly, if anything, I've had some sus post-meal reactions with Chipotle.

I get absolutely railed by Dr. Pepper and Red Lobster. Chipotle and Taco Bell dont disrupt new in any sense

 

[Beef Invictus]

I get absolutely railed by Dr. Pepper and Red Lobster. Chipotle and Taco Bell dont disrupt new in any sense

Are you putting the Red Lobster into the Dr. Pepper? What's the recipe here

 

[Striiker]

I will give the OG enthusiasts this: I rank them above Taco Bell enthusiasts in the Food Consumer Hierarchy

1. Steak Eaters
2. Pizza Eaters

.....

527. People who feed iguanas habaneros and then feast upon the eruptions
528. Olive Gardeners
529. Taco Bellers

....

10,742. Golden Corrallers

10,743. Martini-ers

 

[Beef Invictus]

10,743. Martini-ers

This depends heavily upon the martini. Depending on the martini this rank stretches from #4 all the way out to #14,801

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You did me dirty. I see how it is.

 

[Striiker]

This depends heavily upon the martini. Depending on the martini this rank stretches from #4 all the way out to #14,801

This ranking is based on the consumer, not what's being consumed.

A certain coach...

Not being phased by Taco Bell is like the Zulu warriors of old who could run 20 miles a day on rock barefoot. I shudder to think about what you've done to turn the inside of your intestines into a horn-like material.

 

[BigToe]

I will give the OG enthusiasts this: I rank them above Taco Bell enthusiasts in the Food Consumer Hierarchy

1. Steak Eaters
2. Pizza Eaters

.....

527. People who feed iguanas habaneros and then feast upon the eruptions
528. Olive Gardeners
529. Taco Bellers

....

10,742. Golden Corrallers

Golden Corral might be the worst place on Earth.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Golden Corral might be the worst place on Earth.

A family friend once found an entire human tooth in the buffet.

 

[BigToe]

A family friend once found an entire human tooth in the buffet.

Buffets in general are terrible.

 

[CapnZin]

Are you putting the Red Lobster into the Dr. Pepper? What's the recipe here

That’s a dangerous cocktail there.... I wouldn’t dare try that. Dr. Pepper and anything for Red Lobster (the restaurant) just destroy my stomach.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

A family friend once found an entire human tooth in the buffet.

A friend found one of those baked into a slice of pizza in the Sbarro’s in the basement of Penn Station. Poor tourists stumble down there and have no idea what they did to themselves.

 

[Flyotes]

Golden Corral is the immune system Olympics.

 

[Starat327]

Cheesy Gordita crunch is where it’s at.

I prefer making homemade tacos but Taco Bell isn’t bad.

You gots ta have tha crunchwrap, homes

 

[Beef Invictus]

A friend found one of those baked into a slice of pizza in the Sbarro’s in the basement of Penn Station. Poor tourists stumble down there and have no idea what they did to themselves.

I understand how this happens in a buffet. Lots of old people means that statistically, teeth are inevitably gonna fall out and land in the slop. It's an inevitability.

But Sbarro?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

A friend found one of those baked into a slice of pizza in the Sbarro’s in the basement of Penn Station. Poor tourists stumble down there and have no idea what they did to themselves.

That's what happened to the New York of the 70s - they just moved it underground.

 

[Starat327]

Talula's Daily or Farmer's Keep. Talula's has a Tempeh salad with edamame that's absurdly good. Kalaya is very good too, but not your normal salads.

For chains, people are obsessed with HipCityVeg and HoneyGrow.

Farmers keep is the only thing I miss about being at the office.

 

[Flyotes]

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I understand how this happens in a buffet. Lots of old people means that statistically, teeth are inevitably gonna fall out and land in the slop.

But Sbarro?

The Penn Station basement is roughly equivalent to the Futurama sewers.

 

[BigToe]

A family friend once found an entire human tooth in the buffet.

I’m just realizing you said tooth and not foot. I need to go to sleep.

 

[Starat327]

The Penn Station basement is roughly equivalent to the Futurama sewers.

As someone who used to work for Amtrak - can confirm.

 

[Starat327]

I’m just realizing you said tooth and not foot. I need to go to sleep.

Nothing is ever about feet. Drop the over inflated self worth.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’m just realizing you said tooth and not foot. I need to go to sleep.

Freudian slip, Toe.

 

[Chinatown88]

Nothing is ever about feet. Drop the over inflated self worth.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Penn Station basement is roughly equivalent to the Futurama sewers.

I'm about 90% sure I've never ridden a train through here and now I'm very certain I'd rather not.

At least not until I can run 20 miles on rock barefoot.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I will say, this has been the best series of posts in Flyers board roster thread history.