2020/21 Roster Thread

[Beef Invictus]

As someone who used to work for Amtrak - can confirm.

Do your people use the second locomotive just to power the food car microwave? That thing churns out food so hot I'm stunned it doesn't explode into a cloud of plasma. It has to be a new state of matter. It's not a burger, it's a marvel of physics.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Fine Dining.

 

[Starat327]

I'm about 90% sure I've never ridden a train through here and now I'm very certain I'd rather not.

At least not until I can run 20 miles on rock barefoot.

If you ever get stuck in the basement at Penn, just throw yourself in front of whatever train is coming next. It'll hurt less.

 

[bobbythebrain]

When I first heard about that, I thought it was probably the second greatest invention ever, behind only air conditioning and just ahead of stuffed crust pizza. But they don't taste enough like Doritos. I'd still inhale the motherf***ers, don't get me wrong - despite the snooty f***ers on here with their snooty attitudes, it's pretty hard to get Mexican food wrong enough to keep me from eating it - but those could be better. Still a genius idea.

You've seen Demolition Man one too many times

 

[Starat327]

Do your people use the second locomotive just to power the food car microwave? That thing churns out food so hot I'm stunned it doesn't explode into a cloud of plasma. It has to be a new state of matter. It's not a burger, it's a marvel of physics.

Lol, it's the same (or at least similar) style q-oven/microwave that McDonald's uses for their stuff.

Want to be really disappointed? Get me drunk one night and ask me how much the person microwaving your cheeseburger makes per year.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Lol, it's the same (or at least similar) style q-oven/microwave that McDonald's uses for their stuff.

Want to be really disappointed? Get me drunk one night and ask me how much the person microwaving your cheeseburger makes per year.

Considering they're operating a particle collider to slam protons together until they fuse into a burger so hot it can warp tungsten, I'd hope they make six figures and are qualified to work nuclear reactors.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm about 90% sure I've never ridden a train through here and now I'm very certain I'd rather not.

At least not until I can run 20 miles on rock barefoot.

Penn Station is part of the true NYC experience. Unless you’ve had a homeless gentleman yell, “Your order is ready!”, then shove a balloon animal in your face while you were using a urinal, I’m not sure you were really in New York.

No, I don’t miss it. Why do you ask?

 

[Starat327]

Considering they're operating a particle collider to slam protons together until they fuse into a burger so hot it can warp tungsten, I'd hope they make six figures and are qualified to work nuclear reactors.

One of those statements is true.

 

[Striiker]

You guys are seriously exposing yourselves as not being dentists right now.

How are they going to complain about finding a free tooth with how much teeth cost these days?

You won a prize. Be grateful.

 

[DancingPanther]

Am I the only person who doesn't get wrecked by Taco Bell? Maybe it's a youth vs elderly thing.



I just personally like the chicken better than the beef in general, so anything I get from TB is always chicken.

The shredded chicken is also great. Highly recommend either.

I also don't get rekt by Tbell

2 Cheesy gorditas and 2 doritos locos tacos is the go to for me

 

[Beef Invictus]

Penn Station is part of the true NYC experience. Unless you’ve had a homeless gentleman yell, “Your order is ready!”, then shove a balloon animal in your face while you were using a urinal, I’m not sure you were really in New York.

No, I don’t miss it. Why do you ask?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

All-time great bad movie. Five stars.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Fine Dining.

Very underrated little salad bar in that lovely place.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I also don't get rekt by Tbell

2 Cheesy gorditas and 2 doritos locos tacos is the go to for me

You're an alchemist who can mix a potion that stops your intestines from sloughing themselves out when you eat such things, so I think that's cheating.

 

[Striiker]

I also don't get rekt by Tbell

2 Cheesy gorditas and 2 doritos locos tacos is the go to for me

2 chicken cheesy gordita crunches
2 chicken chalupas

Typically I only eat 2 of the 4 and then re-heat the others the next day.

YEAH I EAT DAY OLD MICROWAVED TACO BELL AND HAVE NO DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS. COME AT ME BROS.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Very underrated little salad bar in that lovely place.

You people really love salad bars.

 

[Starat327]

2 chicken cheesy gordita crunches
2 chicken chalupas

Typically I only eat 2 of the 4 and then re-heat the others the next day.

YEAH I EAT DAY OLD TACO BELL AND HAVE NO DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS. COME AT ME BROS.

Uhhh step your game up, Son.

 

[DancingPanther]

You're an alchemist who can mix a potion that stops your intestines from sloughing themselves out when you eat such things, so I think that's cheating.

Why the f*** do you think I do this? There are no food boundaries anymore. Fear me peons for I am a god among men; defeater of diarrhea; controller of constipation

 

[Striiker]

Uhhh step your game up, Son.

Oh? How so?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You people

There's only one of me. I would have thought you would be grateful for that.

really love salad bars.

Salad bar. One.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

All-time great bad movie. Five stars.

YOU BABY GORILLA

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

2 chicken cheesy gordita crunches
2 chicken chalupas

Typically I only eat 2 of the 4 and then re-heat the others the next day.

YEAH I EAT DAY OLD MICROWAVED TACO BELL AND HAVE NO DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS. COME AT ME BROS.

I would never, ever order chicken over beef in Mexican food.

 

[Starat327]

Oh? How so?

By eating all 4.

Or getting the real deal crunchwrap.

 

[Starat327]

There's only one of me. I would have thought you would be grateful for that.



Salad bar. One.

He goes after he golfs.

 

[BigToe]

You guys watch the weirdest movies