OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread April Foods Day

[Starat327]

Don’t be shy about snapping some beach hand photos this summer. The more risqué the better.

I got you covered homeboy. You planning on renewing? Shows your subscription is up on 6/22, which is just in time for the father's day pics but not the beach vacation pics...

 

[Flybynite]

Maybe that's why they taking out those sailing yachts lol

 

[Starat327]

Maybe that's why they taking out those sailing yachts lol

Imagine trying to body an Orca, who is the real penultimate ocean predator, that has a 40:1 or so weight advantage.

I swear, it's amazing to me that we are somehow the most advanced lifeform on the planet.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Imagine trying to body an Orca, who is the real penultimate ocean predator, that has a 40:1 or so weight advantage.

I swear, it's amazing to me that we are somehow the most advanced lifeform on the planet.

I saw a survey once, and apparently a pretty significant portion of men think that they could take on a gorilla in hand to hand combat.

A gorilla.

 

[Starat327]

I saw a survey once, and apparently a pretty significant portion of men think that they could take on a gorilla in hand to hand combat.

A gorilla.

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I'm not sure I could take most dogs in a fight.

 

[Cody Webster]

Great start to Monaco

 

[Embiid]

I saw a survey once, and apparently a pretty significant portion of men think that they could take on a gorilla in hand to hand combat.

A gorilla.

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[Chinatown88]

I saw a survey once, and apparently a pretty significant portion of men think that they could take on a gorilla in hand to hand combat.

A gorilla.

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[Fire Tortorella]

Great start to Monaco

Cars are way too wide for this track.

 

[Embiid]

Dog outs dawg...

Woman discovers her husband’s affair after their dog swallowed his mistress’ thong

https://www.audacy.com/987thespot/latest/woman-discovers-husbands-affair-after-dog-swallows-thong

 

[trostol]

 

[Cody Webster]

Cars are way too wide for this track.

Yeah, if it wasn't for it running through the city, it would be a terrible race. No opportunity to pass anyone.

 

[Flybynite]

I saw a survey once, and apparently a pretty significant portion of men think that they could take on a gorilla in hand to hand combat.

A gorilla.

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How about a monkey?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

@BigToe are you a member of this club?

https://www.cbc.ca/shortdocs/featur...tail-a-shot-of-whiskey-garnished-with-a-human

 

[swami24]

Cars are way too wide for this track.

They are only about 6 ft wide. I didn't watch, but I assume they have added safety shock absorbing barriers to the walls. That makes already thin streets in old cities, even thinner. The lack of passing is why I have zero interest in F1. Really I only watch Indy, Daytona, and handful of other races when nothing else is on.

 

[Danko]

Just learned that Lavar Burton directed Disney Channel Original Movie "Smart House"

 

[Jack Straw]

They are only about 6 ft wide. I didn't watch, but I assume they have added safety shock absorbing barriers to the walls. That makes already thin streets in old cities, even thinner. The lack of passing is why I have zero interest in F1. Really I only watch Indy, Daytona, and handful of other races when nothing else is on.

Monaco has always been like that. I don't know the statistics offhand but I'm sure the pole sitter wins Monaco more often than any other race. It's not just that the streets are narrow, it's all the corners. It's just a slow circuit that has always produced boring races.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Flybynite]

 

[sabremike]

 

[Beef Invictus]

I saw a survey once, and apparently a pretty significant portion of men think that they could take on a gorilla in hand to hand combat.

A gorilla.

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The thing about gorillas is that they can fight other gorillas. I don't think Tyson could punch harder enough to stop one.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[DancingPanther]

"Oh ma gawwwwd"

 

[Flybynite]

Spoiler

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

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