OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[trostol]

Little guys just wanted some fries

But surely not from McDonald's

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

But surely not from McDonald's

I'll shit talk McDonald's until the cows (or ducks, whatever animal) come home but their fries are good. At least when they're fresh.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I'll shit talk McDonald's until the cows (or ducks, whatever animal) come home but their fries are good. At least when they're fresh.

Ask for no salt and you will always get hot fresh fries.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Ask for no salt and you will always get hot fresh fries.

Then sprinkle this on them:

I use it on many things - especially Veggie Stix crisps.

 

[Chinatown88]

I will never be able to get across to any of the older folks in my family/extended family that you don't have to hang up the phone call to do other things on the phone now. They're still acting like it's a Nokia or something.

 

[Embiid]

I will never be able to get across to any of the older folks in my family/extended family that you don't have to hang up the phone call to do other things on the phone now. They're still acting like it's a Nokia or something.

Yeah I try not to multitask while on the phone. My mom for one complains bc she hears pauses or taps....or at least that is what I think she is hearing....

 

[BernieParent]

So much for the aliens theory...

Great Mystery of How Ancient Egyptians Built The Pyramids Finally Appears Solved

Scientists have discovered a long-buried branch of the Nile river that once flowed alongside more than 30 pyramids in Egypt, potentially solving the mystery of how ancient Egyptians transported the massive stone blocks to build the famous monuments.

www.sciencealert.com

It was a pyramid stream all along.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

It was a pyramid stream all along.

Get out. Don't bother paying the bill. Just leave. (snaps fingers for bouncers)

 

[kudymen]

So I had this brilliant idea to put the following prompt "Who is [member username] from the hfboards.com webpage?" into ChatGPT4 and damn that was a bad idea. The results are hilarious
Not sure if posting those here fits within the rules though

 

[JojoTheWhale]

It's the worst day of the year. GO HOME.

@Starat327 and relateds can get an exception. Everyone else gets the eject button.

 

[ajgoal]

It's the worst day of the year. GO HOME.

@Starat327 and relateds can get an exception. Everyone else gets the eject button.

But I want some pizza.

 

[Chinatown88]

It's the worst day of the year. GO HOME.

@Starat327 and relateds can get an exception. Everyone else gets the eject button.

Ya know I thought this was something super serious and I was gonna comment like an hour ago. Then I thought about it and realized you're just yelling at too many people being at the pier or the beach or whatever you always do.

 

[trostol]

Ya know I thought this was something super serious and I was gonna comment like an hour ago. Then I thought about it and realized you're just yelling at too many people being at the pier or the beach or whatever you always do.

So what your saying is

 

[Starat327]

It's the worst day of the year. GO HOME.

@Starat327 and relateds can get an exception. Everyone else gets the eject button.

I have a very strict no shore on holiday weekends policy. I'd make an exception for an invite, but only if I could come down between 11pm last night and 7 this morning.

 

[Embiid]

So I had this brilliant idea to put the following prompt "Who is [member username] from the hfboards.com webpage?" into ChatGPT4 and damn that was a bad idea. The results are hilarious
Not sure if posting those here fits within the rules though

Savage...

 

[swami24]

All lanes of 95 in NE Philly have been rebuilt and reopened, 3 weeks short of the one year i thought it would take. The 2 week temporary solution to reopen some lanes remains an engineering miracle.

 

[Tripod]

Savage...

He tried your username but it kept coming up "link broken"

 

[Flybynite]

James Harden gonna be calling them up "Need a replacement candidate?"

 

[PDX Flyer]

It's the worst day of the year. GO HOME.

@Starat327 and relateds can get an exception. Everyone else gets the eject button.

My parents are right outside of Ocean City MD. They basically don’t leave their community this time of year.

 

[Danko]

it hot.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

it hot.

Yeah. It’s swamp ass weather down here. Hot and humid. I hate it.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

It's bat wing weather.

 

[Starat327]

It's shitty weather. 65 and slightly cloudly, please.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

76 here with low humidity. Love it

 

[Magua]

It's shitty weather. 65 and slightly cloudly, please.

Don’t be shy about snapping some beach hand photos this summer. The more risqué the better.