OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Embiid]

Wonderful....a hotter and wetter than average summer forecasted for the Northeast as well as above average active hurricane season....



Abnormally hot summer even more likely in latest NOAA forecast: Here’s where

https://thehill.com/homenews/nexstar_media_wire/4668054-abnormally-hot-summer-even-more-likely-in-latest-noaa-forecast-heres-where/

 

[Lord Defect]

x.com

 

[swami24]

Driving today, I saw a car with a front license plate, NY plate. ASSMAN. Great Seinfeld reference.

 

[Flybynite]

Driving today, I saw a car with a front license plate, NY plate. ASSMAN. Great Seinfeld reference.

Million to one shot, Doc! Million to one!

 

[Chinatown88]

When the board lags or errors out I'm conditioned to check if there was any breaking news for any of the Canadian teams.

 

[Cody Webster]

She's back!

https://x.com/i/web/status/1792949397250335014

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Should I care?

 

[trostol]

Nope

 

[Embiid]

So much for the aliens theory...

Great Mystery of How Ancient Egyptians Built The Pyramids Finally Appears Solved

Scientists have discovered a long-buried branch of the Nile river that once flowed alongside more than 30 pyramids in Egypt, potentially solving the mystery of how ancient Egyptians transported the massive stone blocks to build the famous monuments.

www.sciencealert.com

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

“Alleged Tornado”

 

[ajgoal]

“Alleged Tornado”

 

[trostol]

 

[Embiid]

“Alleged Tornado”

Looks like the aftermath from a gentle breeze...

 

[BigToe]

Might have to get these

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

The bagel boss guy is back.

 

[Embiid]

The bagel boss guy is back.

Is that "Big Ed" Brown from 90 day fiance'???...too funny. Casinos and Walmarts.....some of the best places to rabble watch.

 

[ajgoal]

@DancingPanther

 

[DancingPanther]

@DancingPanther

"Very simple calkullation"

 

[Chinatown88]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1793304287365181674

I'm laughing way too much sat this.

 

[Embiid]

Well...at least they won't complain about the airplane food


Bark Air launches as first-ever airline catered to dogs

https://thehill.com/changing-america/sustainability/infrastructure/4681471-bark-air-launches-as-first-ever-airline-catered-to-dogs/

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

So this happened on my way home today. These guys just took their time and pushed through. And thankfully, none of the humans were assholes about it.

That's a Walton size family

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Child: "Mommy will be Bruh soon"

Me: Explain

Child: "Well, first she was Mama. Now I call her Mommy. Next year I will call her Mom. Then after that, I will call her Bruh."

Me: Yep, that's right

 

[ajgoal]

The Child: "Mommy will be Bruh soon"

Me: Explain

Child: "Well, first she was Mama. Now I call her Mommy. Next year I will call her Mom. Then after that, I will call her Bruh."

Me: Yep, that's right

Did she say what she would call you?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Did she say what she would call you?

Druh

 

[Cody Webster]

So this happened on my way home today. These guys just took their time and pushed through. And thankfully, none of the humans were assholes about it.

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That's a Walton size family

Little guys just wanted some fries