Useless Thread MDCCXCII: John Kreese Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

50 shades of grey
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as a nerd i got this joke

 

[John Price]

next 300 posts just gonna be reddit posts lol smh

 

[John Price]

finna

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

next 300 posts just gonna be reddit posts lol smh

Thinking of pulling out my crossword book so I can complain about some of the clues.

Then, later, I might complain about some hockey

 

[Mantis]

Drunk ix kind of makes me feel depressed inside

Those poor few brain cells

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Have I mentioned how the vCash reset was complete bullshit?

Why did they do a Sportsbook reset partway through the hockey season on a hockey forum?

All of those bets people made on the Super Bowl were utterly pointless because everyone got put back to 50k a few days later.

What is the point of resetting the Sportsbook anyway, it's fake money

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

KAY so I am angry about one of the most coveted tenets of neckbeard culture. Their most exalted item of clothing. Their most revered headgear, even more so than their chinese-made Naruto headband. Their Fedoras.
I, personally, have always felt an affinity towards early 20th century culture, and the appropriation of many of its tenets by the neckbeards angers me. (Obviously those were not good times for a large portion of society, and I do not claim it as such. I merely believe that there were high points that we could take note of going forwards.)
Neckbeards have taken this perfectly defensible, innocent, and attractive object, and soiled it with their attitudes and general negative perception in society.
Sorry if this wasn't really an interesting rant but it felt good to get out there. How do you guys feel about the fedora as an item of clothing (in its original context)?
P.S. The reason for this rant was this post, because I feel like this item should not have a negative connotation, but due to a certain sect of society, it has one.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Anime isn't real you f***ing losers. Save your love for the real world. Stop acting like anime is real or better then real life. You're going to be sad and alone if you do nothing but watch anime. Nothing wrong with being antisocial but damn. Some of you weebs take everything too far. Why're you collecting foreign weapons you don't know how to use? That's red flaggy. Put you on a watch list when your clumsy ass sloppily cuts up your grandma cause she wouldn't buy you your narutos. Life is stressful, life is hard, there are times where everything and everyone sucks and I'm miserable. But I don't want to spend my life trying to escape or avoid my hardships and problems. Cause then I'll end up living an empty life. Never making friends. Never finding love. Never accomplishing anything. So. I don't want other people to let anime consume their lives and distract them from important things in life or from things they really want to do. Having hobbies and something you can use to take your mind off things is good. But don't let it be the only thing you care about. There are Victims and there are creators. Do you want to live your life as a victim? Bickering on the Internet and whining or lashing out when someone says something you don't like or that disagrees with your fragile point of view? I wouldn't be in this group if I didn't watch anime and manga too. :') The entire point of my post regardless of how rude I was was that people shouldn't take anime so seriously and let it entirely consume their lives. You can balance it. I don't understand why people take it so personally? Unless they think they're that bad. If what I said hits home that much then. Maybe there is a problem. wink emoticon if they take it so personally and identify with it. Did you ever think that maybe doing nothing but trying to escape is unhealthy and will get you nowhere? Don't play the victim. Some hardships and difficulties are unavoidable. But you can take charge. Every situation you come across in life shapes you as a person.

 

[John Price]

neckbeards are terrible elitist people

they think their opinion goes no matter what lol

f*** neck beards

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.
Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.
If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.
Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

 

[John Price]

Like I was arguing with a neckbeard who was so literal that Vision was not a robot

HE'S LITERALLY A ROBOT

"Well u need to pay more attention to the movie"

the movie said he was a robot dumbass

"u need to watch the movie again it makes it VERY clear"

yes IT MAKES IT CLEAR THAT HE'S A ROBOT. NOW f*** OFF

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

neckbeards are terrible elitist people

they think their opinion goes no matter what lol

f*** neck beards

Easy there, big fella

 

[John Price]

lirl @Sega Dreamcast @RayP i put the whiskey and the ginger ale on the rocks lmao

REALLY watered it down

I'm already sober!

f***.

 

[John Price]

Easy there, big fella

they act entitled and all knowledgeable about Marvel because they are nerdy enough to read all the comic books and movies

insufferable people

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

they act entitled and all knowledgeable about Marvel because they are nerdy enough to read all the comic books and movies

insufferable people

Why do you read an interact with things that you can't change and that annoy you so much?

 

[John Price]

yeah i'm not driking any more today i blew it
lol

 

[John Price]

2 bourbons in one night is heresy

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic ♥♥♥♥♥. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the ♥♥♥♥♥ while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that) next we get the women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty that would be glad to take your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.

 

[John Price]

When an onion is cut, the ruptured onion cells release enzymes which break down nearby sulfur compounds into oxides and acids. These re-form to make a gas. This gas moves into your eyes and then mixes with your tears to form sulphuric acid.–from Alton Brown

 

[RayP]

no

drink some ipas

No weekday drinking

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Like I was arguing with a neckbeard who was so literal that Vision was not a robot

HE'S LITERALLY A ROBOT

"Well u need to pay more attention to the movie"

the movie said he was a robot dumbass

"u need to watch the movie again it makes it VERY clear"

yes IT MAKES IT CLEAR THAT HE'S A ROBOT. NOW f*** OFF

 

[John Price]

No weekday drinking

lol what

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Those are two angry gifs we just posted.

We should both go into timeout