Useless Thread MDCCXCII: John Kreese Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

This is like that time you refused to drink because of a marathon lmao

 

[John Price]

Why

Because it makes you feel good.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you're not the one getting pregnant

unless you're the one carrying

It's time to stop

 

[John Price]

so you take all the annoying behavior but can't even drive a good beard?

sadness overload, dude

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Claude Julien (born April 23, 1960) be a Canadian professionizzle ice hockey pimp n' forma playa n' shiznit yo. Dude most recently served as tha head pimp of tha Montreal Canadiens of tha Nationizzle Hockey League (NHL). Prior ta his wild lil' firin by tha Boston Bruins up in 2017, da thug was tha longest tenured head pimp up in tha NHL yo. Dude had previously served as head pimp of tha New Jersey Devils up in tha NHL, as well as up in tha Gangsta Hockey League (AHL) wit tha Hamilton Bulldawgs. In 2011 he pimped tha Bruins ta tha Stanley Cup Finals, against tha Vancouver Canucks, ballin up in 7 games, guidin Boston ta they 6th franchise Stanley Cup title. In 2013, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass brought Boston ta another Stanley Cup Finals, however they lost tha series ta tha Chicago Blackhawks up in six games.

 

[John Price]

@ucanthanzalthetruth

 

[John Price]

Claude Julien (born April 23, 1960) be a Canadian professionizzle ice hockey pimp n' forma playa n' shiznit yo. Dude most recently served as tha head pimp of tha Montreal Canadiens of tha Nationizzle Hockey League (NHL). Prior ta his wild lil' firin by tha Boston Bruins up in 2017, da thug was tha longest tenured head pimp up in tha NHL yo. Dude had previously served as head pimp of tha New Jersey Devils up in tha NHL, as well as up in tha Gangsta Hockey League (AHL) wit tha Hamilton Bulldawgs. In 2011 he pimped tha Bruins ta tha Stanley Cup Finals, against tha Vancouver Canucks, ballin up in 7 games, guidin Boston ta they 6th franchise Stanley Cup title. In 2013, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass brought Boston ta another Stanley Cup Finals, however they lost tha series ta tha Chicago Blackhawks up in six games.

ye

 

[John Price]

"They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome!"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

How tha f*** ta chizzle yo' Wi-Fi password
1. Usin any internizzle browser on a Mac or PC, open yo' routerz configuration page. To do this, you gonna need ta type up in yo' routerz default IP address. This is typically 192.168.1.1 or 192.168.0.1, though you should check yo' specific routerz details, as dis may differ n' shit. It aint nuthin but often freestyled on tha bottom or side of tha router, listed as either a IP address or a "access URL."
2. Log tha f*** into yo' routa rockin its username n' password. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthaf***a! Da username n' password is often "admin" or "userAdmin" by default yo, but check wit yo' routerz manufacturer or internizzle steez provider if dis don't work fo' realz. Alternately, tha login shiznit can sometimes be found on tha bottom of tha routa itself.
3. Once logged in, locate tha "Wireless" or "Wireless Security" option. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It'll likely be listed either all up in tha top or left side of tha page.
4. In tha "Wi-Fi Password" or "Key" box, enta tha password you want yo' connection ta have. Da safest passwordz is long, n' contain a mix of letters, numbers, n' symbols. You'll likely be able ta chizzle yo' Wi-Fi networkz hood name (SSID) here, like a muthaf***a.
5. Once yo' chizzlez is completed, scroll down n' click "Save" ta save tha chizzles. Da Wi-Fi password will then be chizzled immediately.

 

[John Price]

so you take all the annoying behavior but can't even drive a good beard?

sadness overload, dude

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62 do you know who the Great one Mark Levin is

For the love of everything holy..........STOP!!!!!!!!

 

[John Price]

Danielle was kinda hot @ucanthanzalthetruth

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Risotto is a traditionizzle Italian rice dish made from a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short-grained, starchy variety of rice called Arborio rice fo' realz. A properly cooked risotto should form a soft, creamy mound on a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dinner plate. Well shiiiit, it shouldn't run across tha plate, nor should it be stiff or gluey. While not difficult, some essential tips will help you make restaurant-worthy risotto at home.
This basic risotto recipe is made wit butter, Parmesan cheese, n' fresh parsley. It's a slick recipe ta start wit if you've never made risotto before. Risotto takes a while ta cook properly, n' it requires yo' attention as well as yo' time. For upward of 20 minutes, you have one thang n' one thang only: Stir tha rice while addin bangin' stock, a ladleful at a time, n' cook tha rice slowly so dat tha stock be absorbed.
Da technique is called tha risotto method. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthaf***a! It releases tha rice's starches, producin a cold-ass lil creamy, velvety dish, and it takes two hands: one fo' stirrin n' one fo' ladling. It's dopest not ta try ta multitask while you bustin dat shit. Yo ass could probably carry on a cold-ass lil conversation yo, but don't try ta do any other kitchen or prep work�"especially if you freshly smoked up ta makin risotto.
Risotto is dopest served warm, often up in heated bowls or plates. Well shiiiit, it can be a side dish ta a meat or fish entrée n' is often served up in restaurants as tha straight-up original gangsta course. Risotto also works as a main when accompanied by a salad or cooked vegetablez n' Italian bread.

 

[John Price]

I stand for my anthem every game before the hockej

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Da forma home of one of Clevelandz earliest n' most prominent Hispanic advocacy crews won't hook up tha wreckin bizzle fo' at least a month. Da Cleveland Landmarks Commission on Thursdizzle suggested a 30 ta 60 dizzle delay on tha proposed demolizzle of tha Club Azteca buildin up in tha Gordon Square hood afta nuff muthaf***in Hispanic n' Latino advocacy crews came up against tha project all up in tha 11th hour.
Located up in tha 5600 block of Detroit Avenue, tha Club Azteca Buildin is located on one of mo' than a half dozen parcelz of land dat is proposed ta become Waverly & Oak, a proposed mixed-use pimpment by local firm, Bond Street Group. For nearly a year, tha pimpers done been up in rap battlez wit tha ballaz of Club Azteca n' tha surroundin parcels, as well as hood stakeholders, hood planners n' tha Detroit-Shoreway Communitizzle Development Organization.
"Part of dat conversation was a understandin dat tha pimpment should respect tha neighborin propertizzles n' they occupants n' ta git a thoughtful hood engagement process," holla'd Bond Street Group principal Quentin Strizzi. "One of tha club’s main concerns fo' tha property was dat it git all up in a end user whoz ass understood tha club’s history or was willin ta learn bout tha club’s history n' hood n' would pimp it responsibly."

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I stand for my anthem every game before the hockej

O say can you see, by tha dawnz early light,
What so proudly our crazy asses hailed all up in tha twilightz last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes n' bright stars all up in tha perilous fight,
O'er tha ramparts we peeped it, was so gallantly streaming?
And tha rocketz red glare, tha bombs burstin up in air,
Gave proof all up in tha night dat our flag was still there;
O say do dat star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er tha land of tha free n' tha home of tha brave?
On tha shore dimly peeped all up in tha mistz of tha deep,
Where tha foez haughty host up in dread silence reposes,
What tha f*** iz dat which tha breeze, o'er tha towerin steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches tha gleam of tha morningz first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines up in tha stream:
'Tis tha star-spangled banner, O long may it wave
O'er tha land of tha free n' tha home of tha brave.
And where is dat crew whoz ass so vauntingly swore
That tha havoc of war n' tha battlez mad drama,
A home n' a cold-ass lil ghetto, should leave our asses no more?
Their blood has washed up they foul footsteps' bullshit.
No refuge could save tha hirelin n' slave
From tha terror of flight, or tha gloom of tha grave:
And tha star-spangled banner up in triumph doth wave,
O'er tha land of tha free n' tha home of tha brave.
O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between they loved cribs n' tha warz desolation.
Blest wit vict'ry n' peace, may tha Heav'n rescued land
Praise tha Juice dat hath made n' preserved our asses a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And dis be our motto: 'In Dogg is our trust.'
And tha star-spangled banner up in triumph shall wave
O'er tha land of tha free n' tha home of tha brave biaatch![51]

 

[John Price]

For the love of everything holy..........STOP!!!!!!!!

i used to listen to hannity and the great one mark levin on WMAL 630 growin up

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

i used to listen to hannity and the great one mark levin on WMAL 630 growin up

More god damned liberal brainwashing

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

More god damned liberal brainwashing

it's true

mark levin is the great one

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

it's true

mark levin is the great one

Mark Levin sounds like someone I shouldn't Google, as it might entice me to post my opinion about him on here

 

[PanthersPens62]

I stand for my anthem every game before the hockej

I don't think this would fly in the era of cancel culture!

 

[John Price]

Mark Levin sounds like someone I shouldn't Google, as it might entice me to post my opinion about him on here

 

[PanthersPens62]

i used to listen to hannity and the great one mark levin on WMAL 630 growin up

This explains a lot.