Useless Thread MDCCXCII: John Kreese Appreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

f*** waht is wrong with this forum

Embellishment is for Hamrick for diving like a bitch after getting hit

Who the f*** is Hamrick

 

[John Price]

Who the f*** is Hamrick

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Hamrlik

It's literally right there on the video

 

[John Price]

complains about officiating

is from montreal

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

For the whole day, the clock on my computer has been about 15 minutes off.

Then when I come into work next week, it'll be like 4 days off.

Do I really need to get a new laptop battery just avoid this clock bullshit?

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Other than being late, it looked like shoulder to chest in that video

The notion that it is super late makes the hit not clean either.

 

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The notion that it is super late makes the hit not clean either.

Yes, but a late hit is not as egregious as a headshot.

He deserved a penalty and got a penalty.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

complains about officiating

is from montreal

Did you know that Montreal, this season, before tonight, had the worst penalty differential per 60 on a given season (by a given team)

In history

By a difference of one standard deviation from the 2nd worst

 

[John Price]

Did you know that Montreal, this season, before tonight, had the worst penalty differential per 60 on a given season (by a given team)

In history

By a difference of one standard deviation from the 2nd worst

you're a f***ing league darling

i don't want to hear it

 

[Kairi Zaide]

you're a f***ing league darling

i don't want to hear it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you're a f***ing league darling

i don't want to hear it

I don't know if I would say any of the Canadian teams are league darlings

 

[John Price]

sex is temporary gaming is forever

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

sex is temporary gaming is forever

I heard if you have sex 25 times in a row you get a tactical nuke

 

[John Price]

I heard if you have sex 25 times in a row you get a tactical nuke

if like 100000 people retweeted him he would get that tat lol

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

if like 100000 people retweeted him he would get that tat lol

You talking about the guy that said he would get GME tattooed on his ass?

Where is this 100k retweets coming from? Sounds like he just wants a bunch of people to retweet him with no real intention of getting the tattoo

 

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ixcuincle
8 years ago
I have no affiliation with Boston or the Bruins and I can't stop laughing at "GET UP!" and "He dove one time too many!"
Jack is the best

I have to disagree with that comment I found, I think Jack Edwards is supremely annoying

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast do you like Elias

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Sega Dreamcast do you like Elias

WWE Elias or New Jersey Devils legend Patrik Elias?

 

[John Price]

WWE Elias or New Jersey Devils legend Patrik Elias?

wwe

 

[John Price]

I have 2 WWE shirts

Walk with Elias tour shirt

Road to Wrestlemania 2020 shirt

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

ICYMI: Chelsea Clinton, Jenna Bush Hager and Briana Scurry Among Washington Spirit Soccer Team Investors (People Magazine)

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The team hopes that the new investors will help the club win championships and promote the women's game in the U.S. — as well as accomplish their global ambitions of "becoming the premier women's sports property in the world."

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[Sega Dreamcast]

Elias has had some very entertaining segments, but he's a forgettable wrestler.

Just spitballing, but have him go out and piss off the crowd every night, then if it's someone's hometown, have them go out and beat up Elias to get a big hometown pop.

He's a lower-card comedy act, might as well showcase his strengths and hide his weaknesses.

Oh.... f***ing duh, his gimmick ain't gonna work if there's no live crowd, so I have no idea what to do with him