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I am proud to present the winner of the Tokyo Olympiad:

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Another thing I noticed about MasterChef season 5 is that they changed the font everywhere they have the words MasterChef.

It went from some stylized text to some hideous comic sans shit.

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That new font just looks so much worse, like it's designed for people with bad eyesight
 

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Another thing I noticed about MasterChef season 5 is that they changed the font everywhere they have the words MasterChef.

It went from some stylized text to some hideous comic sans shit.

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That new font just looks so much worse, like it's designed for people with bad eyesight
this new season sucks without the remote challenges

i was watching master chef jr and these 11 year olds are taking over a kitchen to cook in the restaurant challenge
 

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this new season sucks without the remote challenges

i was watching master chef jr and these 11 year olds are taking over a kitchen to cook in the restaurant challenge

My biggest complaint is baking challenges.

It's called MasterChef, not MasterBaker.

Making a chef bake a cake would be like asking Usain Bolt to run a marathon
 

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I'm done with MasterChef.

I've watched 4 seasons and the completely unbearable woman in her early 20s has won twice now. The annoying hick in season 1 and the stuck up bitch in season 5. And there have been other shithead contestants that went way further than they should have, all because they bring the drama.

Just yoo many obnoxious contestants, a problem that Hell's Kitchen rarely has because someone acting like a bitch will have their entire team subtly trying to sabotage them
 
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Someone on /r/Masterchef watching exactly the same show I am.

How? That's really all I can say. How the hell does Jennifer win? She was coddled throughout the entire show. She should've been gone before top 8. Yet the judges just kept letting her slide. There had to be some kind of favoritism for her personality or something because her cooking was terrible. I certainly wouldn't eat at her restaurant. I thought this was Masterchef, not Mastershit? I just can't make sense of it. Kind of diminishes the title in my opinion.

I don't remember being particularly bothered by Jennifer, but you can say the same exact shit about almost every other winner
 

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So many posts on /r/Masterchef of people ranting about decisions from 10 years ago being bullshit and I f***ing love it.

Lemme get this straight
#1 Lee makes a beautiful eggs benedict with a freakin latke, perfectly poached that looks straight out of a restaurant. Whitney makes some sloppy-ass undercooked egg on top of sausage and a brick of grit bread.
#2 Lee makes a mozzarella and mushroom stuff chicken parm, that is once again...beautiful. Whitney makes a mozarella stuffed chicken parm that looks way less original than Lee's. Lee gets raked for "breaking tradition" and Whitney gets told she's being brave. Whitney wins somehow?? She literally made the same thing Lee did, but simpler.
#3 Whitney (dubbed the pastry princess even though her desserts have been HELLA basic) makes a vanilla *shocker* NO-BAKE cheesecake with some sloppy blackberry and crumble thrown onto it. She gets praised for being "unique" and "bold" even though a no-bake cheesecake is WAY easier to make technique-wise and definitely doesn't have a better texture than a perfectly baked cheesecake. Lee makes a lemon & Grand Marnier cheesecake with rhubarb compote, and BAKES it perfectly in 1.5 hours (as a baker I can tell u thats freakin difficult). Way harder than mixing cream cheese (sets easily because it's thicc), cream, sugar, and vanilla and letting it sit in the fridge for an hour.
so uhh.. WHITNEY?? seriously? from the way the editors & Gordon obsessed over her I knew she was going to win from the start. The entire season she was nothing but basic...but she's a cute southern 22 year old!! What a prodigy?? Never watching this show again, it's trash
**sorry this made me so mad and I needed to vent lol** Also for context I do pastry & cakes so masterchef makes me viscerally angry - Joe RAVES over a freakin chocolate mousse or a fugly cupcake saying he would serve that in his restaurant. They clearly don't know desserts, idk why they even include it if they're just going to crap their pants over a no-bake vanilla cheesecake
 

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Top comment: "No because I really don't care about her and she didn't deserve to win"

f***ing thank you. She was so obnoxious and should have lost
 
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