Useless Thread MDCCC : Spam Caller Depreciation Thread

[PanthersPens62]

 

[Siamese Dream]

Please stop posting those tweets all the time

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That match makes it so obvious why WCW lost.

First, that pop for Austin is unreal. Such a hot crowd with so many signs.

Second, you have to put on a good main event. King even criticizes WCW by saying "No 2 minute main event here", which is absolutely hilarious for many reasons.

That Raw was pre-taped, meaning King made that "2 minute" comment with no knowledge of the Fingerpoke of Doom, a match which lasted about 15 seconds.

 

[JMCx4]

"Our device produces water out of air."

So you made a dehumidifier.

Sure, you can produce water with a dehumidifier, but it's wildly inefficient and impractical, hence why they're called dehumidifiers and not "water generators"

Mrs. JMC 'n' me use our personal water generator to refresh our house plants & the birdbaths on our back deck. Also handy for an occasional free flush of the loo.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Mrs. JMC 'n' me use our personal water generator to refresh our house plants & the birdbaths on our back deck. Also handy for an occasional free flush of the loo.

Dehumidifiers have their use but they are just not practical for being a primary source of drinking water.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Freddy Jones from School of Rock died

 

[Siamese Dream]

What's your name?
Freddy Jones
Hmm, Freddy Jones, shut up!

 

[John Price]

Please stop posting those tweets all the time

They're hilarious sorry you don't like soccer ball

 

[John Price]

Zack Snyder Directs ‘The Late Show: The Snyder Cut’ – The Hollywood Reporter

 

[John Price]

I mentioned in the discord that my friend's new job sounded like a pyramid scheme

After speaking to him about it more, it definitely is. He makes commission-only by getting people to sign up to Alzheimer's research subscriptions and getting paid per sale, working for an "agent" company who get paid from the charity's marketing budget. It's a pyramid scheme because how you actually make money is by getting promoted to "leadership" and having the constant turnover of exploited staff working underneath you and taking a cut of their sales.

My friend has delusions of grandeur and thinks he'll work his way up to the point where he will get to run his own office

It's pyramid selling

It is not

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Took entirely too long to realize they're in England and the title isn't referencing the New York Rangers

 

[John Price]

Unique business opportunity

 

[John Price]

Well at least I don't fancy elves and pixies

 

[Siamese Dream]

How much washing up can you do without washing up liquid

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Get off me cheese!

 

[Tarantula]

Get off me cheese!

Hmm, I haven't had a five cheese homemade pizza in a while.......

 

[Siamese Dream]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Hmm, I haven't had a five cheese homemade pizza in a while.......

It's time to fix one!

 

[John Price]

home made pizza isn't possible

the oven doesn't get hot enough

 

[John Price]

just buy pizza from canadian tire

 

[John Price]

Oh look at me bro I got a wood roasted fire pizza oven here gonna bake a pizza

nah bro you have a gas oven

you can't make a f***ing pizza in that

 

[John Price]

I'm f***ing triggered

you literally cannot make home made pizza

it can't happen

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Yes it can you noob

 

[John Price]

Yes it can you noob

How? Do you have a wood fired oven at home?