Useless Thread MDCCC : Spam Caller Depreciation Thread

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Sega Dreamcast

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No matter how you put together a pizza, there are limitations to how quickly your home oven can cook it. While a pizza shop can heat their ovens to 700 to 800 degrees Fahrenheit, most conventional home ovens max out at around 500 degrees. At that heat, it takes between 20 and 30 minutes to preheat the oven, plus eight to 15 minutes to bake a pizza.

With a wood fired pizza oven, you can attain higher temperatures—approximately 500 to 700 degrees. This sharply cuts pizza cooking time. As a result, you can expect your pizza to cook in just two to five minutes in a wood-fired oven (depending on the dough thickness).

That says nothing about not being able to cook pizza in a typical oven
 

Sega Dreamcast

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Pizza from a pizza oven is better? No shit.

Grilled food from an actual grill is better too.

It's almost like we pick kitchen appliances for convenience, rather than making the best possible food.
 

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That could not possibly look more bland and uninteresting.

f*** Disney
 

Tarantula

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I make pizza here all the time and it is good. I have a few different recipes for dough, some are easy and quick while others are better for deep dish, or can be folded over for panzos. Nobody can bring anything to my door that is even close to what can be cooked at home with hardly any effort.
 

John Price

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to be fair they haven't served eggs on a commercial domestic flight in forever

not since like 2001
 

Sega Dreamcast

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Let's see this food he's bitching about, otherwise he's just whining.

Didn't some NBA player do that, "Look at this shitty food they're giving us in quarantine" and it was enough to feed someone for an entire day
 

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"For flights over 2 hours and 20 minutes, you’ll be offered a choice between a selection of sandwiches and one of our snack boxes on flights from [list of cities]"

Orlando is on the list.

So he's bitching about sandwiches and snack boxes because he wanted eggs and cereal, lirl
 
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