GDT: Training Camp: Oh, Hockey’s Back

[NYSPORTS]

I've never understood why anyone gives a crap who the captain is. It couldn't matter less to game outcomes.

always good to read that positive vibe you bring lol.

 

[NYSPORTS]

Over/under on Fat Kakko weighing 300 pounds?

going slightly under as the i read the camera adds 15 lbs.

 

[NYSPORTS]

my best guess as well



UPDATE:
and also 'confirmed' by another trusted source

yeah, he kinda does. Gee

 

[NYSPORTS]

Kakko, for one

Kakko ate Howden.

 

[Glen Sathers Cigar]

Glad I'm not the only one that thought of that resemblance there. I had to do a double take. (I'm assuming that's where you were going with it )

Kidding aside, he actually does look like a young Gilbert - just with longer and lighter hair. Slap a head of black slicked down hair and he's be a dead ringer for him.

 

[Glen Sathers Cigar]

I'm guessing the Turk presser won't be aired, right? We'll have to rely on the comments from our wonderful beat.

Can't expect Carp to report on it, there's gotta be pictures of athletes from the 70s that he has to tweet and say "badass".

 

[rangers1314]

Vince says no stream, but apparently video later.

Because that works in the year of our lord 2021.

 

[EpicDing]

I'm guessing the Turk presser won't be aired, right? We'll have to rely on the comments from our wonderful beat.

Vince is good with pressers, he already tweeted out a pic of the podium and said they're waiting for Gallant. Just watch his twitter feed.

 

[bleedblue94]

So, he doesn't subscribe to Greg McKegg's "a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg" life philosophy, then.

Careful what you say about chytil on this board, it can be a very dangerous place to use Chytil and McKegg in the same sentence...

 

[EpicDing]

 

[rangers1314]

Gallant says they will have a captain

 

[FultonReed]

as a small female who looks no older than 19-21, it's super weird looking at Laffy and knowing he's that much younger than I am, but looks about 25.

sheesh.

hope you guys all had a good summer.

 

[EpicDing]

 

[bleedblue94]

it will probably be trouba for captain, but who cares. If the person isnt an obvious choice than you dont actually have that person in your group...

 

[Ola]

He’s getting a Brazilian Butt Lift next, maybe Kakko could give some donor fat for it

I hate the term "Brazilian Butt Lift". Someone at the firm once translated a CV in Swedish of an American CEO in the IT field, into something like 'X has vast global experience of implantations" resulting in him screaming at me during a telco with like 20 VIPs "What is this, I have global experience of implantations?? Ola have you seen my ass, does it look like I got a Butt Lift in Brazil? Where did I get my tits done, in Germany?" Etc etc etc.

 

[JimmyG89]

One of them shifting over made the most sense to balance the lines.

 

[will1066]

as a small female who looks no older than 19-21, it's super weird looking at Laffy and knowing he's that much younger than I am, but looks about 25.

sheesh.

hope you guys all had a good summer.

You're female?!

*mind blown*

 

[LiveLongandProspal]

as a small female who looks no older than 19-21, it's super weird looking at Laffy and knowing he's that much younger than I am, but looks about 25.

sheesh.

hope you guys all had a good summer.

Well, take solace in the fact that Jack Hughes looks 13

 

[JimmyG89]

Kreider-Zibanejad-Lafreniere
Panarin-Strome-Kakko
Kravtsov-Chytil-Goodrow
Blais-Rooney-Reaves

 

[LiveLongandProspal]

Vince Z. Mercogliano
@vzmercogliano
Mike Kelly will do PP and Gord Murphy will run PK. #NYR


There it is. So Kelly won't be the eye in the sky after all. Sounds like Midge will.

 

[Ola]

When it's crunch time, always bet on Blair.

I never thought of it, was he related to Tony?

 

[Fitzy]

I always thought Lafreniere had the skill and shot to play inverted wing.

I’d wager he translates there much better than Kreider does.

 

[Ola]

Lmao. looks like Chytil spent ZERO time in the gym.

Didn't show the lower body, bet he looks like this:

 

[LiveLongandProspal]

 

[Ola]

that's too much. I can only think of Ovechkin and he's a 1 in a trillion player

Yeah, now 6'2 200 lbs are probably more or less optimal.